Hello hobbyists ... How to say no fucking way when her pussy smells like decomposed tuna..

[Slitlikr]

StinkyFingers
Where did you put your fingers?

Hope you washed your hands!

[Taurus99]

Its very easy to see which side of the fence a handle really is when people start talking about actually taking money back. Lol

[Italia DiBella]

Originally Posted by HiTechguy

Please advice - I have been in a couple situations recently some of the ladies have less than perfect hygiene. I didn't want to hurt their feelings so I did not write the reviews. But it sucks when her pussy smells like dead fish and you can't keep your dick hard. So I get a bbbj and pay top $ and get the fuck out there.

How to can I say to them it is not acceptable to have smelly crapy service and pay top$.
I know some of you have come across this situation.
Would like to hear from both ladies and gentlemen.

I read the post from my Guru

http://m.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=399870

Gross Me Out The Door!
It doesn't matter if the lady in question charges $100 an hour or $5,000 an hour. The Tooty-Pop should never reek of dead fish or anything other than a slightly natural scent if any.
I would kindly let her know and hopefully she takes it as constructive criticism, fixes her problem.
( That's a good tip )

Here's my two cents for both men and women...

Things That Help The Tooty-Pop & Shalong Stay Fresh
1. Stop being greedy!! Low Volume has its perks
2. Wash properly before, during and after. Not with wipes!! but Tooty-Pop soap and water, repeat X 10.-- Pay special attention to the middle part and connecting anus They go together during a wash.
3. Check your Tooty-Pop through out the day ( Smell Test )
4. Air Out
5. Watch what you eat and drink. Take up a cleaner version of food. ( Vegan )

It's flu season wash y'all azz!
We're all adults, wash like it.

[GlobeSpotter]

I've never experienced it so bad I had to walk out.

I've passed on any touching or daty for sure. And, with one, I was desperate and had to continue with the real thing because she was CBJ. I just made damn sure my dick didn't go in past the condom to make sure I didn't get that on me. After I nutted, i went straight to the shower which might have pissed her off.

I bet her pussy still stinks....and, oh yeah, it was the fishy-you-got-something-wrong smell; not the musky-bring-out-the-animal-in-me smell. The latter is sometimes hard to swallow LoL....but it sure does make my dick hard. Especially if I know it came from her orgasm.

[kinkyorca]

"This a good place for a stick up " maybe hang one of those evergreen car deodorant.

[Slitlikr]

Fish is fine.
Rotten fish aint.

[dearhunter]

You ask her........is that a mommy tummy?

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

For those of you more....seasoned....I'm hoping that we're talking about streetwalkers here, not ECCIE-savvy semi-professional providers?

Stop hobbying...please...you're making our heads hurt with your naive newbiness...

[Guest040816]

^yes to that,,,

[mattholder]

How the hell does a female not know her cooch stinks? And then still has sex? And feels ok about charging? SMH.

[Oralist]

If I encounter a dead fish pussy or a smelly ass, it's a BJ only and I am out of there, never to return. In my Hobby life, I've only encountered one dead fish and two stinky asses. So, most providers have great hygiene.

1. A little natural odor is fine and a turn on for me.

2. For healthy but stinky, soap and Summers Eve douche fixes the stinky. Check yourself and clean before the session.

3. For yeast and other health issues, see a doctor and get treated. Fix the problem before you see the next guy. There is not much nastier than a yeast infection with cheese curds.

4. For a stinky ass, get some wipes and clean it thoroughly (until the wipe is clean with no residue).

5. Don't even think about seeing a guy while Aunt Flo is visiting.

I shower with antibacterial body wash before a session and make sure my ass is spotlessly clean. I expect the same from the ladies.

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by HiTechguy

Please advice -

Originally Posted by Natalieparks

Ask them if they can clean up a bit.. that should send the message across.

"Just say .... NO!" And if they have to ask (they can smell it too) ... speak truth:

"Your pussy smells like decomposed tuna" .... *

*Even if it smells like fresh, wild caught (right off the plane) Salmon, ....

...... I'd "Just say .... NO!"!!!!!

[StinkyFingers]

Originally Posted by Slitlikr

StinkyFingers
Where did you put your fingers?

Hope you washed your hands!

I'm sure some place cleaner than where you put your tongue ... Slitlicker. No problem, you can always borrow some Grey Poupon from TravelingGentlemen ... pairs nicely with a Rioja, I hear. But, for streetwalkers you going to need Wasabi

[SweetDulce]

Originally Posted by Oralist

2. For healthy but stinky, soap and Summers Eve douche fixes the stinky.

5. Don't even think about seeing a guy while Aunt Flo is visiting.

2. Nooooo! Never douche ever! That might be the cause of the problem and exacerbates it.
5. Personal choice for both parties involved.

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by SweetDulce

2. Nooooo! Never douche ever! That might be the cause of the problem and exacerbates it.
5. Personal choice for both parties involved.

^^^^^ What she said.

http://www.mayoclinic.org/symptoms/v...n/sym-20050664