Oh, and the
unspoken campaign promise:
No matter how unqualified you are, if you were on TV and said nice things about me, or bent the knee, even if I called you or your wife UGLY, there is a place in my administration for you. Even better if you worked for FOX as I've already added about 19 ppl from their rank n file.
AND
For donors who give / GAVE a million or more in campaign dollars- you automatically are entered into a free drawing to be an ambassador to one of the countries we don't give a fat fuck about. Greece, and France are already taken, but dibs on QATAR and a few additional ones in Europe, ASIA and the ever loved- Guatemala.
Plus you will get a free RED HAT and signed MAGA T Shirt with COA and Small car Flag.
I love all the winning, you'll be winning so much, you'll be tired of winning;
cept for those leftests- who can
"GO TO HELL"
Merry Christmas-
Lord Sithe Trump von Shitzenpantz.