He Had A Heart Attack!!

[fireguy]

If he is unresponsive or in Cardiac arrest drag him off the bed and onto the floor by what ever means possible they won't feel it anyway since they are unconscious or dead and call 911 then start CPR. if it is a witnessed arrest you can also do pericardial thump .... basically a closed fist blow to the chest to try and jump start the heart. Just one ..don't beat on their chest lol its old fashioned but its better than nothing and compressions are the most important not the breaths

[Willen]

C'mon. Whatever the med emergency is, call EMS. They could care less about the circumstances.

[BigAl69]

Originally Posted by forumguy456987

It's how I want to go.

Yup - Cum and Go @ the same time....

[princessofpoker]

Glad to hear the gentlemen here would rather live then worry about the what if somebody found out ..

[Zabrina Sarafina]

Don't worry. I'd bring you back to life

(in my best jesus voice)

[Ms. Milani]

See that's what I thought most would say but I did have one person tell me that they'd want me to call 911 and then leave asap so no one would know. Although I do like the idea of just saying we are friends. I prefer not to leave someone alone if they are having a heart attack, stroke, ect.

[hd]

can CPR be done while in the CG position? Probably get into a good rhythm.

[oralee]

I remember in the late 80's or early 90's, a Judge was found room temperature in a downtown hotel room. Someone had called 911, and split! A judicial nooner?

[Ms Francisca]

I was in that situation about 6yrs ago during a dbl.
The lady I was with did CPR, I called 911. I do admit that at first I literally froze, so I have to give her 100% credit for staying calm and taking charge.
The gentlemen was okay, no questions were asked, but a scary situation regardless.

I can say without a doubt... I give a heart stopping bj

[flinde]

Thanks oralee. I was about to put the issue in a historical context till I saw your post. Old guys stressing and straining around young gals can be a bad combination. Especially with hypertension etc and viagra.

EMS could give a fuck about the commercial aspects of the shenanigan, as Willen said. So, gals, do not hesitate to call 911 if necessary.

Reading Ms Francesca's comment got me thinking - a cpr course could come in useful for the gals (unless of course they are in the guy's will). They are available online. Although I don't know how the fuck you can learn cpr onlinee.

Gals, watch out for flinde. I plan to die with a wet dick in a sleazy motel with a gal 1/3 my age. At age 120 with a 40 year old hottie.

[Ms Francisca]

Originally Posted by flinde

Reading Ms Francesca's comment got me thinking - a cpr course could come in useful for the gals (unless of course they are in the guy's will).

LMAO LMAO LMAO

[SofaKingFun]

Aren't you supposed to rub an egg on them?

That's what my friends abuelita used to do....for anything.

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[Guest061613]

Originally Posted by Zabrina Sarafina

Don't worry. I'd bring you back to life

(in my best jesus voice)

You promise?
You can straddle me and put your mouth on me any time.
If any of you girls would like to practice CPR, I will be more than happy to lend you my body. I will be your dummy.

[Pepper_Springfield]

Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Aren't you supposed to rub an egg on them?

That's what my friends abuelita used to do....for anything.

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Mine too! LMAO! I always keep eggs and the cup of water near by, just in case! haha! jk

[levi tab]

Originally Posted by Pepper_Springfield

Mine too! LMAO! I always keep eggs and the cup of water near by, just in case! haha! jk

I thought that was to get rid of the "evil eye"

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