THE: Ya Can't Make This Shit Up Repository

[Flair4Drama]

AOC on CNN: If I disagree with you, I'm not going to question your allegiance to the country. Calling those who disagree with us un-American is what’s un-American.

AOC on Social Media: The Trump admin is anti-American, un-American and spits on the American flag.

[Unique_Carpenter]

[The_Waco_Kid]

Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

this parrot don't take no stinkin' fifth .. he speak the truth



bahahahahaaaa

[Unique_Carpenter]

Comment from one of ECGs former stripper friends that tagged along on a cattle branding thing.
"Collecting cattle oysters is just like taking nuts off a guy at the club". Yes they were shown how use the cutter for cattle. They are still drinking and giggling.
And bonus comment, I didn't fall off my horse.

[Flair4Drama]

2018. While campaigning Gavin Newsom says that if the next Governor of CA doesn't do something to fix the affordability crisis and homelessness issue, that Governor will have been a failure.

Newsom was the next Governor. Both problems have gotten substantially worse during his watch.

Newsom now wants to be President even though by his own standards, he has been a failure as Governor of CA.

[Flair4Drama]

JUST IN: NY AG Letitia James, the same woman who openly bragged about weaponizing the justice system against Trump, says she is the victim of a weaponized justice system.

"This is not about me. It's about all of us. And about a justice system which has been weaponized."

"A justice system which has been used as a tool of revenge."

"And a weapon against those individuals who simply did their job and who stood up for the rule of law."

Remarkable.

[Flair4Drama]

BREAKING: September inflation comes in lower than expectations again, pushing interest rates lower and sending the stock market soaring.

“Here's the moneyball numbers, year over year, 3%. It's less than the 3.1 we were expecting. So we're seeing interest rates move down and stocks move up.”

The Golden Age.

[Flair4Drama]

After 19 Muslim pilots lost their lives on 9/11, Mamdani’s aunt felt uncomfortable riding the subway in her hijab.

Lest we forget that Muslims are the real victims here.

You just can’t make this up.

[Unique_Carpenter]

I meet a mortician at an acquaintance's funeral.
I had heard a rumor so I asked about that.

He admitted that they always tie the shoelaces of the decedent's shoes together, cause if there's ever a zombie apocalypse, it will be amusing, and they won't be able to catch anyone.

[Flair4Drama]

Name one country - other than the US - where a foreigner can emigrate, refuse to assimilate, condemn the host country for not catering to the foreign culture, collect welfare, and then call the host country oppressive and intolerant.