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03-23-2012, 10:31 PM
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#466
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Join Date: Nov 28, 2011
Location: somewhere in Alberta
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Originally Posted by burkalini
Man that's one ugly offering. Maybe I need some surgery to pretty it up a little. Shayla I think Still has the better offer here. lol
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It's all chocolate so it's all good
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03-24-2012, 04:46 AM
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#467
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03-24-2012, 12:15 PM
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#468
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Join Date: Sep 24, 2011
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Fuck "IT"...time to get busy in here...M&Mmmmmmmmmmms
I say Fuck "IT".
I'm not fucking her, I'm fucking "IT"
I'm not eating her, I'm eating "IT"
I'm not licking her, I'm licking "IT"
Shayla has resolved to the fact that she is "IT". She's summed IT all up, she's showing us her Beaver(avatar), a nice slice of "IT".
Now, I'm going to do a little dance for YOU Shayla...
(Shayla) Oh come on mijo, Really??? Really?
Shayla baby, IT is all about YOU baby...
Okay mijo, show me whatcha got, show me watcha workin' with!
Tada!!!
STOP it! That is not IT!
Me no understand? You no likey? I've got other chicas waiting to see me, see...
ijs...
Alrightee then, carry-on...
Ah, that was IT, that's all I Got Baby, that's my dance 'move', you likey?
Well, what about her?
Awwww, leave her for SL, she's already undressed and ready for his pics. And, she's already handing over the panties...LMMFAO! She's "green" and I like mine a bit more "experienced". SL likes the newbies...
I dunno mijo. You are a bit 'deranged'...
Who muah?...no way!!!! What would give YOU that impression 'bouts me, eh?
mijo, I dunno, I've got an "image" and a "rep" to manage here...
I won't tell nobody!!! LMAO! We ALL want to EAT you.
Bring your sexy ass here then, mijo...let me fuck you silly!
I'm waiting mijo...
How 'bout we start with a nice&nasty massage!!! M&Mmmmmmms
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03-24-2012, 12:42 PM
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#469
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Join Date: Sep 24, 2011
Posts: 3,595
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Still Looking
How did he know???
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Still Looking
Shay Shay I'm saving the first Limited Edition "Team SL" T-Shirt for you. They just came in today! That's right the next lucky 25 reviewed ladies will receive one of these highly sought after little numbers!
Next up the 5th edition "Blue" Balls T-Shirt inspired by Mijo:
Team SL
I've Survived the
"Slamdango"
8 1/2
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Question is, how did you know?...about my "Blue" Balls and such...it's true...it's true. That obvious...Guess you can tell from my plea and song&dance for Shayla, she still hasn't given me some of IT yet, huh?
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03-24-2012, 12:54 PM
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#470
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Nov 28, 2011
Location: somewhere in Alberta
Posts: 501
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)
I say Fuck "IT".
I'm not fucking her, I'm fucking "IT"
I'm not eating her, I'm eating "IT"
I'm not licking her, I'm licking "IT"
Shayla has resolved to the fact that she is "IT". She's summed IT all up, she's showing us her Beaver(avatar), a nice slice of "IT".
Now, I'm going to do a little dance for YOU Shayla...
(Shayla) Oh come on mijo, Really??? Really?
Shayla baby, IT is all about YOU baby...
Okay mijo, show me whatcha got, show me watcha workin' with!
Tada!!!
STOP it! That is not IT!
Me no understand? You no likey? I've got other chicas waiting to see me, see...
ijs...
Alrightee then, carry-on...
Ah, that was IT, that's all I Got Baby, that's my dance 'move', you likey?
Well, what about her?
Awwww, leave her for SL, she's already undressed and ready for his pics. And, she's already handing over the panties...LMMFAO! She's "green" and I like mine a bit more "experienced". SL likes the newbies...
I dunno mijo. You are a bit 'deranged'...
Who muah?...no way!!!! What would give YOU that impression 'bouts me, eh?
mijo, I dunno, I've got an "image" and a "rep" to manage here...
I won't tell nobody!!! LMAO! We ALL want to EAT you.
Bring your sexy ass here then, mijo...let me fuck you silly!
I'm waiting mijo...
How 'bout we start with a nice&nasty massage!!! M&Mmmmmmms
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Hmmmmmm, yes more chocolate, this is Shayla approved!! Trust me.
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03-24-2012, 02:01 PM
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#471
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Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: In hopes of having a good time
Posts: 6,942
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@Mijo - how much did post #468 take you...96 hours? Most of us could have done it in 12 minutes, or twice as long as it takes you to come with Jabba the Hutt stroking you.
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03-24-2012, 02:31 PM
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#472
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Join Date: Sep 24, 2011
Posts: 3,595
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Same as...
charlestudor, I do nothing in 12 minutes (sorry, I can imagine that is a long time for your sessions, LMAO!). Go with it chuckie! At least I'm giving you more credit than you do yourself in your reviews (c'mon, I know you can last more than 60 seconds).
(shhhhhhh....I see you've been chiming into the thread: " Where to find a good strong vibrator?", offering advice...
Probably about the same time to post #471 honestly...truth be told, there's not a lot of words...honestly, ijs
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03-24-2012, 02:45 PM
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#473
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A nasty massage?! How about we skip that and go straight to...
My beaver is awesome.
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03-24-2012, 02:46 PM
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#474
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Join Date: Sep 24, 2011
Posts: 3,595
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You mean this one?
Quote:
Originally Posted by charlestudor2005
@Mijo - how much did post #468 take you...?
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Took me seconds to re-post!!! Thancks
Quote:
Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)
I say Fuck "IT".
I'm not fucking her, I'm fucking "IT"
I'm not eating her, I'm eating "IT"
I'm not licking her, I'm licking "IT"
Shayla has resolved to the fact that she is "IT". She's summed IT all up, she's showing us her Beaver(avatar), a nice slice of "IT".
Now, I'm going to do a little dance for YOU Shayla...
(Shayla) Oh come on mijo, Really??? Really?
Shayla baby, IT is all about YOU baby...
Okay mijo, show me whatcha got, show me watcha workin' with!
Tada!!!
STOP it! That is not IT!
Me no understand? You no likey? I've got other chicas waiting to see me, see...
ijs...
Alrightee then, carry-on...
Ah, that was IT, that's all I Got Baby, that's my dance 'move', you likey?
Well, what about her?
Awwww, leave her for SL, she's already undressed and ready for his pics. And, she's already handing over the panties...LMMFAO! She's "green" and I like mine a bit more "experienced". SL likes the newbies...
I dunno mijo. You are a bit 'deranged'...
Who muah?...no way!!!! What would give YOU that impression 'bouts me, eh?
mijo, I dunno, I've got an "image" and a "rep" to manage here...
I won't tell nobody!!! LMAO! We ALL want to EAT you.
Bring your sexy ass here then, mijo...let me fuck you silly!
I'm waiting mijo...
How 'bout we start with a nice&nasty massage!!! M&Mmmmmmms
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03-24-2012, 02:48 PM
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#475
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Join Date: Sep 24, 2011
Posts: 3,595
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Now you're talkin'
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shayla
A nasty massage?! How about we skip that and go straight to...
My beaver is awesome.
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speakin' my Love-Language, Mmmmmmmmmm
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03-24-2012, 03:30 PM
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#476
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Nov 28, 2011
Location: somewhere in Alberta
Posts: 501
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shayla
A nasty massage?! How about we skip that and go straight to...
My beaver is awesome.
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In deed it is!
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03-24-2012, 04:57 PM
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#477
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Join Date: Mar 14, 2011
Location: Welcome Sections
Posts: 35,944
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)
I say Fuck "IT".
I'm not fucking her, I'm fucking "IT"
I'm not eating her, I'm eating "IT"
I'm not licking her, I'm licking "IT"
Shayla has resolved to the fact that she is "IT". She's summed IT all up, she's showing us her Beaver(avatar), a nice slice of "IT".
Now, I'm going to do a little dance for YOU Shayla...
(Shayla) Oh come on mijo, Really??? Really?
Shayla baby, IT is all about YOU baby...
Okay mijo, show me whatcha got, show me watcha workin' with!
Tada!!!
STOP it! That is not IT!
Me no understand? You no likey? I've got other chicas waiting to see me, see...
ijs...
Alrightee then, carry-on...
Ah, that was IT, that's all I Got Baby, that's my dance 'move', you likey?
Well, what about her?
Awwww, leave her for SL, she's already undressed and ready for his pics. And, she's already handing over the panties...LMMFAO! She's "green" and I like mine a bit more "experienced". SL likes the newbies...
I dunno mijo. You are a bit 'deranged'...
Who muah?...no way!!!! What would give YOU that impression 'bouts me, eh?
mijo, I dunno, I've got an "image" and a "rep" to manage here...
I won't tell nobody!!! LMAO! We ALL want to EAT you.
Bring your sexy ass here then, mijo...let me fuck you silly!
I'm waiting mijo...
How 'bout we start with a nice&nasty massage!!! M&Mmmmmmms
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Well done!
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03-24-2012, 05:07 PM
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#478
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03-24-2012, 05:13 PM
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#479
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Nov 28, 2011
Location: somewhere in Alberta
Posts: 501
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MR Big??? that looks like a kid sized bar! Go back to the store and get it right!
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03-24-2012, 06:52 PM
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#480
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Quote:
Originally Posted by canuckvic
MR Big??? that looks like a kid sized bar! Go back to the store and get it right!
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Here ya go!
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