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Originally Posted by StandinStraight
He really needs to step down before he embarrasses us more!
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WHAT MUST REALLY be embarrassing is the fact you wake up each day, look sleepily in the bathroom mirror onc again and have to admit (for the 10,000th+ time) that you are a Nutless Monkey. Sigh...
The thing is, it's really not your fault you're a Nutless Monkey...you didn't choose that to be your lot in life. Truth be told, Mama and Papa Monkey are the main culprits in this; they shoulder all the blame per your gonad-less primate life.
So here we are. Today, you know and feel nothing but denial, anger and self-loathing. That said, what's a Nutless Monkey left to do but go out into the world and strike out in blind rage at others...the "others" that were blessed with a prized set of boulder-sized coconuts?
But no worries...you aren't alone with this dilemma. Cryin' Chuck is a classic Nutless Monkey...so is the cartoon character, Al Franken...same goes for every lying, POS correspondent / contributor for CNN. Take heart; reports have it NBC's Matt Lehrer's one, too. And that pint-sized George Stephanopoulos effer.....I'm pretty sure there's
zero twig & berries to be found; that's gotta be a Mammoth Cave-like vagina between that monkey's legs. So, ya see.....it could be a lot worse.
All in all, when you get down to it, the Nutless Monkey can't be trusted....and I mean never, ever, ever. You just don't know when its gonna freak out and pick up its own feces....and fling it in your direction. It can't control its emotions....or its actions (because YOU made it do that)...it trusts only one thing: its primitive instincts to react only to what it sees and hears....and not to what it knows or has learned. After all, the Nutless Monkey knows...and learns...nothing.
So, Lesson Learned....watch out for the flying monkey feces, ladies and gents. Until it either learns better (or is sent back to whence it came) its a guarantee there's gonna be an awful lotta poop to clean up with this one before its all said and done.
(Oh....and there is no
us, you idiot. There's
US and then there's
you...the Nutless Monkeys of The World. Sabe'?)
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I have a solution for you and asswipe there standinshit turn off that PC you set in front of in your mom's basement quit watching CNN fake news use ECCIE to find you some pussy or you and asswipe can hook up and suck each other off that way Trump won't get inside that pea size brain of your's 
and you are stupid enough to think Russia is dumb enough to start a nuclear war which they realize would be the end of the world as we know it, the people you should be worried about are the ones, dipshits like you, Stan-the-Stupid defend all the time, them being like you would be dumb enough to use a nuclear weapon if they had one 
you really are the KING of stupid
