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Originally Posted by rockerrick
Zzzzzzzzzzzz ! Wake me up if he ever gets to the point !
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Let me retell the story to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" add a bit of excitement.
Let me tell ya little story bout a man named PEM...
Liked to fuck the new girls, & do it on a whim.
Then one day he was knocking off a piece,
When Whispers called him up and said "you better just cease"
Fake ID's,
Wave those Fees...
Weak in the Knees..
Well the next thing you know ole PEM is kinda gimp,
Hes the second cousin to a dollar grabbin' pimp,
Now hes got caught so whats he gonna do?
Wind up on BP for those $50 Screws...
Cover it up...
Times up...
Hey bitch, whatsup?
Now the boy is outted and he got no place to run,
No more free pussy, ain't gonna be no fun,
His Pimp fakes like he don't know the boy was bad,
Just a wayward hobbiest, with a Mata Leon Pad...
Make you a star...
Screw you from afar...
Leave your door ajar...
Now you've heard the story, some say it might be true,
Gettin free pussy, a nolo contendre screw,
Where you might ask can I get a just like gig?
By fucking $40 Ho's who look just like a pig...
Flour power..
By the Quarter hour...
Damn that thing smells sour...