ASK "SL" Whats your question.... go ahead make my day!

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Irish Vixen

Hey Sl for those of us who have ever done the Slamdango what exactly does it entail...please help me get MIJO versio out of my head...may scar me for life....

While the Patent Pending, World Famous "Slamdango" is top secret, I am able to give you an idea what is involved in the form of a dance. Enjoy IV!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NjbG...eature=related

[HELL YES 76]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Viagra! Ever notice how Viagra & Vagina are similar! LOL






H


Nikki Diamond!

In post 23, you said you realized you only have one life.

When or how did you realize that?

What's the worst mistake you've made in the hobby?

Have you ever falling in love with a provider?

[Irespectherbutt]

why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

[dilbert firestorm]

Originally Posted by bojulay

Here is a couple more for Mijo

www.eccie.net/member.php?u=146281
www.eccie.net/member.php?u=145827

I'm starting to get jealous of the Hustonians.

Agent Mijo, your next assignment, if you choose to accept,
is to see these young lady's and report back on all activities
as soon as possible.

my goodness, stacey dash & jolie thai!!!.

That Jolie Thai is absolutely scrumptious, yummy! Yummy Time!!!!

[TCB]

Hey SL, is there really a HOOKER on the USA's womens volleyball team?





say it ain't so

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by HELL YES 76

In post 23, you said you realized you only have one life.

When or how did you realize that?

Right after divorce #1. The EX-Mrs. SL'S attorney tried to get half of my dreams. At one point I think he got them. I thought life was over as I knew it! Then not long after that I started to hobby. THATS when I realized life was worth living. I thought, this is my only life and DAMN IT, I'm going to have fun!

What's the worst mistake you've made in the hobby?

Funny you should ask... I met the new MRS SL. I stopped hobbying for over 20+ years. Then the current MRS. SL'S attorney thought she would rock my world. OK, she did but thats beside the point. My biggest mistake was getting married again and I stopped hobbying. Never going to do that again!

Have you ever falling in love with a provider?

Yes there has been a few. No chance I'll ever marry any of them. SL is on the look out of a fat, ugly, hates sex, lazy ass, cheating total bitch. Now thats the one I might marry. Then when she leaves, I won't give a fuck!

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Irespectherbutt

why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

For the same reason, when you ship something it goes by car and cargo goes by a ship. LOL

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm

my goodness, stacey dash & jolie thai!!!.

That Jolie Thai is absolutely scrumptious, yummy! Yummy Time!!!!

Dilbert and Mijo... tunnel buddies! Who would have thunk it? LOL

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by TCB

Hey SL, is there really a HOOKER on the USA's womens volleyball team?



say it ain't so

All wise, all knowing and a legend in his own shower.... SL happens to know that there is in fact a Hooker on the team. Her name is Destinee Hooker. Don't think for one moment SL hasn't noticed those buns of steel.

[dilbert firestorm]

miley cyrus
..

jessica alba


voula-papachristou


adriana lima

[Still Looking]

Adriana... OOH LA LA

[TCB]

one phrase has been thrown around rather loosely, post whore

I have found where there are "whores" there are "sluts"


Are there any post sluts?

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by TCB

one phrase has been thrown around rather loosely, post whore

I have found where there are "whores" there are "sluts"


Are there any post sluts?

Excellent question TCB! Well, let me try to sum it up for you. There are several different type of Hooker board enthusiasts. Let me list them for you.

1) The Lurker (Never or seldom posts. Sends lots of time laughing at #7 & #10)
2) The Newbie Poster (More other than not posts in the wrong forum, but is just getting started)
3) The Casual Poster (Enjoys cruising the different local forums, learning and getting the hang of things)
4) The Piss Ant Poster (Only posts smart ass negative posts. Never has a nice thing to say. Hides behind the fact he / she is anonymous)
5) The ThreAD Poster (Almost exclusively providers trying to get there big ass signature lines and tour schedules in front of the hobbyists)
6) The Happy Poster (Spends a lot of time posting and engaging in fun topics of interest. Sometimes called the “Friendly Poster”)
7) The Drama Poster (Also known as a “hater”. ALWAYS has something shitty to say. Destroys Newbies as they come on line. Commonly known as “sharks”)
8) The Post Whore (Doesn’t have a job and spends a tremendous amount of time posting. Loves the boards.)
9) The Post Slut (Posts in every welcome forum everywhere on the sight. Invests lots of time but seldom posts more than a word or a sentence.)
10) The Bat Shit Crazy Poster (Not very many around thank heavens. Easy to spot. Normally a combination of a #4 & #7. They have no idea what they are talking about. More often than not they are pissed at someone. And they are ALWAYS right.)
11) The Blue Ink Poster (These are the mods that seldom post unless the threads go south. None of them are getting paid. All doing a wonderful job. Except that one bat shit crazy mod. And we “all” have different opinions as to which mod this might be! LOL)

TCB I hope this was helpful. The all knowing and wise SL is always happy to be of service! Good news the 5th Limited Edition of TEAM SL shirts have arrived and not a moment to soon.




This 5th limited edition is call... 'Always in the Hunt" The camo thing just didn't work out. Tried two different types of camo but the lettering just didn't look right. So instread we have the following colors which will only go to sessioned providers. Red, Dark Blue, Black(White Lettering) Pink and Yellow(Black Lettering)

[Guest041413-2]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Dilbert and Mijo... tunnel buddies! Who would have thunk it? LOL

What's scary is dilbert hasn't spoken up against this lie. Almost as if he were to wish it true! For the record: this is a blatant lie once again SL is up to in his threAD where he feels he can do no wrong. His avatar sums it up!

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)

What's scary is dilbert hasn't spoken up against this lie. Almost as if he were to wish it true! For the record: this is a blatant lie once again SL is up to in his threAD where he feels he can do no wrong. His avatar sums it up!

Mijo its time to get your ass waxed! Tunnel buddies is a common term amongst fellow hobbyists who might frequent or like the same provider(s). What the heck are you thinking and WHY?