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Come on SL... I hate seeing you panhandling for compliments about your threads..... Lets put the old team back together and generate some real emotional outbursts......
Come on SL... I hate seeing you panhandling for compliments about your threads..... Lets put the old team back together and generate some real emotional outbursts......
All because they are afraid of spending perhaps 1-2 minutes on the phone and having their time wasted. Yet they will spend hours and days texting. Or they are to fucking stupid to block their number or get a hobby phone.
You are so stupid. I hope to GOD you aren't using me as a reference since I've never seen you.
This thread is dumb. I only looked at #1 which was enough. I will never ever ever show my whole face on here because of my RW life.
But thanks to everyone who did a self alert on here. Lots of additions to the list.
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Originally Posted by Still Looking
SL:
Hello Sweetie
Love to meet you. I have 230 reviews and I'm a P411 member. Your welcome to check with the last 10+ reviewed ECCIE providers as a reference or I'll be happy to send you a P411 request. To schedule feel free to call or text me at: (512) HRD-DICK
Happy Thoughts!
SL
Visiting Austin Provider
Monday: What does SL stand for?
SL:
Monday: "Still Looking" my ECCIE handle.
Visiting Austin Provider
Tuesday: How long did you want hun? Can you send me two references please?
SL:
Tuesday: Nikki White, Candi Staxx and Tracy Aime
Visiting Austin Provider
Wednesday: They need to be eccie providers no bp providers
SL:
Wednesday: Never mind I'm old by the time you check my reference I might be dead.
You are so stupid. I hope to GOD you aren't using me as a reference since I've never seen you.
This thread is dumb. I only looked at #1 which was enough. I will never ever ever show my whole face on here because of my RW life.
But thanks to everyone who did a self alert on here. Lots of additions to the list.
Well I almost seen you Tracy if you remember... but when I was 15 minutes away after driving all the way from Round Rock you canceled. You felt it necessary to go pick up your new car early even thou I was in route! Classy move... but no big deal.
Had you kept reading you would have realized using you as a reference was a joke kinda like call 512-HRD-DICK. But I'm pretty sure you knew that already. You just wanted to give me shit about something. I realize this thread is nothing like your fucking "toe sucking"threAD or that "So many places... why always the bed" and less we forget that thought provoking "BITCH, BITCH, BITCH" threAD!
As far as showing your face... some times it's better to NOT show your face and just hope for the best when the guy shows up.
Tracy when I'm not here on ECCIE laughing my ass off, or hobbying I'm a movie guy. One of my favorites is "Terrible Bosses". Here is a clip in case you haven't seen it!
It might be a duck. It might also be a simpleton who likes to quack his beak off and ruffle feathers to anyone who'll listen.
Let's start from the beginning shall we?
This "list" of rules that will help increase a hooker's business is nothing more than an outcry for attention and to call out Miss Aine for cancelling on you.
I am a RETIRED provider that still gets on this board every now and then to snoop around when my fellow ex bfs whom I still speak with tell me about the "entertainment" going on here. Sparks my curiosity.
Here we go.
1.) Still looking, (SL) (Stupid Lardo) whatever you want to call yourself, YOU have hardly ANY business posting shit about providers and their hygiene, their "intelligence level", their rates, their ways they attend to THEIR business. YOU YOURSELF are a shitty business man. I KNOW this.
2.) Hygiene. Last time I recall, your balls were not springtime fresh. Your little dick was only spotted after picking up your humongous stomach rolls that quite honestly would make any woman wanna throw up. We just have to remind ourselves "he's just a water bill."
3.) If you WANT to drive to SA to see the providers there, that's all on you. NOBODY fuckn forces you to get in your shitty car and drive 2 hours while eating your ding dongs and twinkies to keep your fat ass from passing out.
4.) Speaking of fat. You have all these criteria for what you call a BBW or a Spinner ect. Have you seen yourself? Probably not as they do not make panoramic mirrors that I know of. Bitch, your stomach enters a room 5 mins before the rest of your body does.
5.) Listerine. Use it. Please.
6.) All you followers that bow down to this lard ass obviously don't know him. He's a typical nerd with no social skills beyond the keyboard. You all that make him look like he's hilarious and awesome and the man because he puts down the very hookers he can't have. If thats who you all want to put on a pedestal, go for it. Just make sure the pedestal is made out of steel, or you might die in a freak squishing accident.
7.) SL is cheap, as is this loser who talks so proudly about getting all this ass for 160 or whatever. Pendejo. You're paying for shit because that's all you are. Get off the board if you can't afford it cheap tricks.
I really don't want to get in a situation where the outcome would be undesirable, so I just went ahead and expressed my opinion ANYWAY. Just like you fatsos can express yours.
It's really fucking funny that most of you especially yeast infections like SL, XPECT SO much from us all because you spend a couple bucks on getting some ass because you can't get any from your SO or you just have to comfort your egos by talking mad shit about the very ladies who do the whole fucking world a favor and take care of your nasty asses so you can have somewhat a semi interesting life and not think about the pathetic existance you call life everyday.
To end this rant of mine, I'd like to say that SL, you are no longer funny. You have NEVER been attractive nor has anything besides your wallet been of interest to any of the ladies here or anywhere for that matter. The GUYS on this board may like or even love you (suck a dick why dont ya) but it's probably because in the RW, you are nothing but an obese loser who has short dick issues and dislike women that don't comply with your rules.
You have some nerve setting standards. Hahaha. You, setting standards. So I'm done here. My fingers hurt from typing this rant but at least they fit on my keyboard you tub of manteca.
I'd say watch your words next time and think before you speak but you'd probably eat that too.
It might be a duck. It might also be a simpleton who likes to quack his beak off and ruffle feathers to anyone who'll listen.
Let's start from the beginning shall we?
This "list" of rules that will help increase a hooker's business is nothing more than an outcry for attention and to call out Miss Aine for cancelling on you.
I am a RETIRED provider that still gets on this board every now and then to snoop around when my fellow ex bfs whom I still speak with tell me about the "entertainment" going on here. Sparks my curiosity.
Here we go.
1.) Still looking, (SL) (Stupid Lardo) whatever you want to call yourself, YOU have hardly ANY business posting shit about providers and their hygiene, their "intelligence level", their rates, their ways they attend to THEIR business. YOU YOURSELF are a shitty business man. I KNOW this.
2.) Hygiene. Last time I recall, your balls were not springtime fresh. Your little dick was only spotted after picking up your humongous stomach rolls that quite honestly would make any woman wanna throw up. We just have to remind ourselves "he's just a water bill."
3.) If you WANT to drive to SA to see the providers there, that's all on you. NOBODY fuckn forces you to get in your shitty car and drive 2 hours while eating your ding dongs and twinkies to keep your fat ass from passing out.
4.) Speaking of fat. You have all these criteria for what you call a BBW or a Spinner ect. Have you seen yourself? Probably not as they do not make panoramic mirrors that I know of. Bitch, your stomach enters a room 5 mins before the rest of your body does.
5.) Listerine. Use it. Please.
6.) All you followers that bow down to this lard ass obviously don't know him. He's a typical nerd with no social skills beyond the keyboard. You all that make him look like he's hilarious and awesome and the man because he puts down the very hookers he can't have. If thats who you all want to put on a pedestal, go for it. Just make sure the pedestal is made out of steel, or you might die in a freak squishing accident.
7.) SL is cheap, as is this loser who talks so proudly about getting all this ass for 160 or whatever. Pendejo. You're paying for shit because that's all you are. Get off the board if you can't afford it cheap tricks.
I really don't want to get in a situation where the outcome would be undesirable, so I just went ahead and expressed my opinion ANYWAY. Just like you fatsos can express yours.
It's really fucking funny that most of you especially yeast infections like SL, XPECT SO much from us all because you spend a couple bucks on getting some ass because you can't get any from your SO or you just have to comfort your egos by talking mad shit about the very ladies who do the whole fucking world a favor and take care of your nasty asses so you can have somewhat a semi interesting life and not think about the pathetic existance you call life everyday.
To end this rant of mine, I'd like to say that SL, you are no longer funny. You have NEVER been attractive nor has anything besides your wallet been of interest to any of the ladies here or anywhere for that matter. The GUYS on this board may like or even love you (suck a dick why dont ya) but it's probably because in the RW, you are nothing but an obese loser who has short dick issues and dislike women that don't comply with your rules.
You have some nerve setting standards. Hahaha. You, setting standards. So I'm done here. My fingers hurt from typing this rant but at least they fit on my keyboard you tub of manteca.
I'd say watch your words next time and think before you speak but you'd probably eat that too.
Whoever fucking wrote this, I owe you dinner. LMFAO way to nail it on the head.
First off, I picked up a car that I was buying because I don't have gullible tattooed on my forehead. I am supposed to believe that an unknown non-client since I've never seen you, was in route with a Mercedes Benz to drop off for me, for...... ????? It was a very classy move on my part, next time you want to gift a chic a car, you probably should call her up ahead of time rather than making a decision on your own to drive down to "surprise" someone you've never met.
The rest, well. This person already said EVERYTHING.
And my face is absolutely gorgeous. So you lost out on that.
Quote:
Originally Posted by justabitch29
It might be a duck. It might also be a simpleton who likes to quack his beak off and ruffle feathers to anyone who'll listen.
Let's start from the beginning shall we?
This "list" of rules that will help increase a hooker's business is nothing more than an outcry for attention and to call out Miss Aine for cancelling on you.
I am a RETIRED provider that still gets on this board every now and then to snoop around when my fellow ex bfs whom I still speak with tell me about the "entertainment" going on here. Sparks my curiosity.
Here we go.
1.) Still looking, (SL) (Stupid Lardo) whatever you want to call yourself, YOU have hardly ANY business posting shit about providers and their hygiene, their "intelligence level", their rates, their ways they attend to THEIR business. YOU YOURSELF are a shitty business man. I KNOW this.
2.) Hygiene. Last time I recall, your balls were not springtime fresh. Your little dick was only spotted after picking up your humongous stomach rolls that quite honestly would make any woman wanna throw up. We just have to remind ourselves "he's just a water bill."
3.) If you WANT to drive to SA to see the providers there, that's all on you. NOBODY fuckn forces you to get in your shitty car and drive 2 hours while eating your ding dongs and twinkies to keep your fat ass from passing out.
4.) Speaking of fat. You have all these criteria for what you call a BBW or a Spinner ect. Have you seen yourself? Probably not as they do not make panoramic mirrors that I know of. Bitch, your stomach enters a room 5 mins before the rest of your body does.
5.) Listerine. Use it. Please.
6.) All you followers that bow down to this lard ass obviously don't know him. He's a typical nerd with no social skills beyond the keyboard. You all that make him look like he's hilarious and awesome and the man because he puts down the very hookers he can't have. If thats who you all want to put on a pedestal, go for it. Just make sure the pedestal is made out of steel, or you might die in a freak squishing accident.
7.) SL is cheap, as is this loser who talks so proudly about getting all this ass for 160 or whatever. Pendejo. You're paying for shit because that's all you are. Get off the board if you can't afford it cheap tricks.
I really don't want to get in a situation where the outcome would be undesirable, so I just went ahead and expressed my opinion ANYWAY. Just like you fatsos can express yours.
It's really fucking funny that most of you especially yeast infections like SL, XPECT SO much from us all because you spend a couple bucks on getting some ass because you can't get any from your SO or you just have to comfort your egos by talking mad shit about the very ladies who do the whole fucking world a favor and take care of your nasty asses so you can have somewhat a semi interesting life and not think about the pathetic existance you call life everyday.
To end this rant of mine, I'd like to say that SL, you are no longer funny. You have NEVER been attractive nor has anything besides your wallet been of interest to any of the ladies here or anywhere for that matter. The GUYS on this board may like or even love you (suck a dick why dont ya) but it's probably because in the RW, you are nothing but an obese loser who has short dick issues and dislike women that don't comply with your rules.
You have some nerve setting standards. Hahaha. You, setting standards. So I'm done here. My fingers hurt from typing this rant but at least they fit on my keyboard you tub of manteca.
I'd say watch your words next time and think before you speak but you'd probably eat that too.
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck.
