This is just fascinating...

[Unique_Carpenter]

August 14. So she miskeyed.

But I want to know what a lert is.
Why are there constant reminders to keep lerts?
Are they good pets? What do you feed them?
Why do state hwy depts have signs reminding us to keep a lert?
If they're dangerous enough for a hwy dept to post signs, how can they be good pets?
It's rather confusing.
Maybe I need more coffee this morning.

[Savannah Moon]

really is that all you can come up with considering the 4 was next to the 5 I'm pretty sure it was a typo.. more please

[Savannah Moon]

B666 you enjoy Wichita and I will enjoy KCMO.. OK meanwhile since it has been quiet and sting free.. better beware... REMEMBER THIS..stick with what you know and I am not blowing hot air. if you think for some reason they are not sitting back waiting to drop the hammer.. but then again I forget in the chain of command I'm a stupid hooker LMFAOOOO. . If I lived in or traveled to ICT.. I would watch my P's & Q's because I guarantee you they're going to be dropping the hammer real soon

[Guest 111116]

I don't think that Missouri is immune to sinkholes

http://www.news-leader.com/story/new...urse/27799219/

[malwoody]

Originally Posted by Savannah Moon

I lived 43 yrs in sinkhole...oops I mean KS

Did the sinkhole look anything like this...

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/05/jack...khole-missouri

[Savannah Moon]

Originally Posted by nap.solo

I don't think that Missouri is immune to sinkholes

http://www.news-leader.com/story/new...urse/27799219/

http://abcnews.go.com/International/...image-19866689 yeah wtfe... thinking KS IS A SINKHOLE .. LOL

[bigryan2222]

Originally Posted by Savannah Moon

B666 you enjoy Wichita and I will enjoy KCMO.. OK meanwhile since it has been quiet and sting free.. better beware... REMEMBER THIS..stick with what you know and I am not blowing hot air. if you think for some reason they are not sitting back waiting to drop the hammer.. but then again I forget in the chain of command I'm a stupid hooker LMFAOOOO. . If I lived in or traveled to ICT.. I would watch my P's & Q's because I guarantee you they're going to be dropping the hammer real soon

Again I am having a little trouble following you, but assume this was for me. I have spent very little time in Wichita and dont have much of an opinion on it. The OP was mainly refering to the people that blindly assume all busts happen on the Kansas side of Kansas City even though nearly all recent busts are on the MO side.

JoCo cops are good at catching people, but the moral of the story is do your research and trust your gut. The "common knowlegde" that you have to worry about things on the KS side of KC is clearly old news at this point.

[JS42]

In all seriousness, it all depends on good screening from the provider, and picking an area that works best for her, regardless what side of the line it is. I've stated this before, I'm a Missouri boy, born and bred, but also lived on the Kansas side for almost 20 years. I never had a hobby issue while living over there.

Kansas Larry just likes to publicize when they run their stings to discourage the activity. For the most part, it has been highly successful as the fear of hobbying over there is obvious to many. Kansas or Missouri, I won't go see an unknown, period, but that's just me. I will let the younger minesweepers clear the way..lol. I could care less where I see the girl as long as I know she is legit. Good research by the hobbyist and good screening by the provider is the key.

[Bubba]

Great thread MW!!! This thread hasn't stirred up as much shit as some of your classics but it has had a pretty good life so far!! Well done!

JS is right.....with proper screening you are safe pretty much anywhere. In the end, if you don't feel comfortable playing in KS, don't. That will leave more rooms available for those of us who aren't worried about it.

As for people spouting "facts".....since when did facts mean anything around here!! LOL!

Just the thoughts of a lost and wandering soul. Time to go back to my world now!!

[JRLawrence]

Originally Posted by Savannah Moon

I lived 43 yrs in sinkhole...oops I mean KS and 1 yr Tx..1 yr CA. . I moved to KCMO IN August 2015..I think I'm very aware of what Kansas is about sweetheart considering that the only TV that I ever really watched is the news 60 min 20/20 Dateline or history.. and FYI there are more than one aircraft co. In Wichita. BTW how is Brownback working out for you¿¿¿¿ One example for Mr Ks. during the time of the OJ Simpson chase lol an undercover journalist on I believe it was 60 minutes went to Wichita Kansas to purchase a gun let's say it illegally under the table he went to South Highand the students him over to Trusdell junior high to pick up his HOT gun that is just one itty bitty example and MKIA that was OVER 20 yrs ago. ALSO..I used to ride a bike often down the river and my friend would run. One time we went on our little venture and she came at me all hysterical I thought I was going to have to go kick somebody's rear but what she saw was the city of Wichita dumping sewage into the river and that my dear was approximately 18 years ago maybe more like 16 to be accurate so if you want to go on and on which the reasons why I consider Kansas to be a f****** sinkhole we can do that I can go on FOR HOURS but..I am going to enjoy this BEAUTIFUL DAY !!! In♡♡♡♡ KCMOOOOO. ♡♡♡♡♡

Wow beautiful, would you like to give Tonganoxie a visit with me some evening? We could drive around and see all of the beautiful farm people, drag main street, look at the countryside and get a burger at the local burger barn!

Kansas can be beautiful, if you avoid a certain part of the population.


JR

[Savannah Moon]

it's amazing how people will nitpick the things that you say in order to argue I personally after 43 years of dealing with certain parts of Kansas don't care to go there ever again if I don't particularly have to if you really want me to give you the details of why I don't care for Kansas I will and I guarantee you after I do I would strongly advise nobody's a smart mouth my opinion but since I'm trying to put all of that behind me probably not going to go there.... I grew up in a small town in Kansas!! since I've been paying taxes since I was 14 years old I'm going to utilize the right to have an opinion about anything I want to especially about a state who will take a PFA order ...in case any of you smarty pants don't know what that is is a protection from abuse and literally turn it into a custody battle to where if the person who is abusing you or your children has more money than they will have the right to continue to abuse your children and unless you have the money to make that different they can abuse your children for the rest of their f****** life!!!! THEN 20 years later my cousin went through the same things that I did and guess what same f****** s*** so you can take a country drive with anybody you want in Kansas...EXCEPT ME!!! I just don't particularly want to if you want to take me for a country drive you might want to go somewhere like Missouri ;-)and anybody who wants to stand up for Kansas I don't particularly care I have the right to not like any place or anything or anyone I want I have forty three f****** years of terrible memories in Kansas so you can not go there with me I would pick somebody else to throw those balloons at ok now everybody have a wonderful weekend and know that it is sting season so please be very very careful I ordered sunshine tomorrow hopefully it will come through!!! OXOXXX. .

[Savannah Moon]

I ♡ KCMOOOOO. .. oh yeah! !! GIVE ME SOME MORE KCMO! !! and all of you have my permission to love Kansas with all of your heart if you so choose to LMFAO

[BigDeal]

Savannah

When you came into view for me on ECCIE I really thought WOW she seems like a cool chick. Thought man Id like to meet her sometime....but damn lately..you seem to be just angry and pissed at the world (particularly KS) and really babe its kind of sad. Ive seen a few girls go mental on this board (SillyGirl, Jackie, Gemma etc etc) after being in the biz for so long they just needed to move on and thankfully did...life's too short.
BTW sweetie how tall are you? I like em short...LOL
If I recall you had problems in Wichita as well. I don't know what your problems are and sadly since you started this rant dont care but the felt the need to stand up to your craziness.
Your personal problems aren't Kansas's fault it could be your own doing ever thought of that?
Take some responsibility and quit blaming the people of Kansas....grow the fuck up!
Hell I got a ticket in Missouri recently doesn't mean Missouri sucks (well it kinda does) but I'm not gonna blow the shit up.
Look I really don't care if you like KS or not....take Missouri and shove it up your cute little butt...stay the Fuck out....we are better off without ya.
Remember that the vast majority of people that live in this area have lived in all parts of this city on both sides of the state line....happily!.
We have a beautiful city with beautiful people from both sides and the next time you eat your Wheaties or whole grain bread...remember where it possibly came from ..what are you gonna stop eating and feeding your family wheat products?
Your insulting of people who live here is ridiculous and threats of "I strongly advise you don't give a smart mouth " is truly comical, I mean who the fuck do you think you are? And who do you think we are...(5 yo's)?
Well I'm 53 and I pay taxes as well but Im not gonna go on a rant about it...and guess what I got an opinion...you just heard it. And the I'm 43 yo and paying taxes since you were 14 you is hilarious!
Your showcase says your 45 so which is it?
OK you didn't want a smart mouth..well you just got one...now what?
Now I gotta get back to my reruns of the Wonderful Wizard of Oz!

Watch this funny clip I'm not sure if this is me or you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pus6...8#action=share

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Pretty accurate post, BigDeal. You got it right. Savannah does sound like a pissed-off (and pissy) little girl. Too bad...

Originally Posted by BigDeal

Now I gotta get back to my reruns of the Wonderful Wizard of Oz!

So you finally broke down and bought those instructional videos the girls made with me? Thanks!

Always room for improvement, buddy! Except you spelled Ahhhhs wrong, damn it!

[BigDeal]

Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs

Pretty accurate post, BigDeal. You got it right. Savannah does sound like a pissed-off (and pissy) little girl. Too bad...So you finally broke down and bought those instructional videos the girls made with me? Thanks!

Always room for improvement, buddy! Except you spelled Ahhhhs wrong, damn it!

ya know I actually almost typed that...then I realized you dont need anymore publicity!