What Lucas has said he'll do for 100K

[lustylad]

Originally Posted by sportfisherman

I'm the old short fat bastard !!

Sounds sexy to me!

[Lucas McCain]

We? I'm so hurt. There are a group of clowns who don't like me on a whore board. How am I supposed to recover from that? LOL

I appreciate the support SF. If there is any chance in hell that I become president of ECCIE, you're my VP, homeboy. Don't get your hopes up though because I'll probably be banned in a couple of weeks. I think I've just offended too many people so my chance of winning an election in here is fruitless.

[Tiny]

Originally Posted by sportfisherman

That's a nice thought.

I leave for 12 hours and you guys go off crazy.

I'm for the Rifleman !!

And where is Scooby Doo ? He supposed to keep an eye out on here.

You know I'm for you Rifleman but when you start talking about old fat short guys,you may be confusing me with Tiny.

I think Tiny probably fit and trim.

I'm the old short fat bastard !!

I doubt that SF! I actually get a kick out of Lucas' posts. The 100K thing was getting really repetitive though.

[Lucas McCain]

It takes work to get over a 100 posts, Tiny. I just run out of shit to say, so I have to bet people nonstop because I realize my silliness can only take me so far. Everyone makes bullshit bets in here so I just took the easy way. It's not like anyone takes up anyone on bets in here. I know that. I'm just being lazy.

[sportfisherman]

I think the fact they don't like us is a credit to you and me.

I mean ; who would really want to be the leader of this pack ?

Our ticket would probably go down in flames.

Not as bad as Trump/Pence but in flames.

Then we get Tiny and go off to Thailand where we contemplate the true essence of life everyman has to face ;

Do we want one $ 100 Ho or two $ 50 Hoes ?

[eccieuser9500]

Bump.

Originally Posted by sportfisherman

I think the fact they don't like us is a credit to you and me.

I mean ; who would really want to be the leader of this pack ?

[lustylad]

Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

I just run out of shit to say...

We've noticed, mucus. You're the most vapid poster here. Evidently you didn't learn anything interesting at your Ivy League schools. Those 3 degrees were totally wasted on you. You didn't learn how to be clever or witty or even how to carry on an intelligent conversation. What the fuck happened? You should make them refund your tuition, punk.

[Lucas McCain]

Originally Posted by sportfisherman

I think the fact they don't like us is a credit to you and me.

I mean ; who would really want to be the leader of this pack ?

Our ticket would probably go down in flames.

Not as bad as Trump/Pence but in flames.

Then we get Tiny and go off to Thailand where we contemplate the true essence of life everyman has to face ;

Do we want one $ 100 Ho or two $ 50 Hoes ?

I will happily lead this pack. And by "lead" I mean make them continue to hate me for my own comedy because I love it and I'm bored. A dude started a thread about me and my bullshit bets. I'm actually pretty flattered. As WTF posted, these clowns could not put together $10K to bet me. I'm fully aware of that. I just need to stop being so greedy and ask for 800 bucks.

[bambino]

Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

I will happily lead this pack. And by "lead" I mean make them continue to hate me for my own comedy because I love it and I'm bored. A dude started a thread about me and my bullshit bets. I'm actually pretty flattered.

I thought you were a high powered executive? How could you be bored? Or have the time to even be on a hooker board 24/7?

[lustylad]

Easy, bam. Mucus is like Joe Biden. You're not supposed to ask him difficult or embarrassing questions.

[Lucas McCain]

Tiny, I'll get this thread well over 100 posts. The Pissburgh trailer park crew hates me. And probably nobody hates me more than Bambi's gay ass and Lustylady. LOL

This bitch may hit 200 posts if I decide to fuck with those sissies.

[lustylad]

You can take Mucus McLame out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of Mucus McLame!

[Lucas McCain]

It's funny, I don't even have to read their posts to fuck with these simpletons.

I guess I can forget about becoming ECCIE president. I'd be lucky to even get a vote. Sorry SF, it would probably be wise to just run on your own. Don't let me hold you back. I'm just a deterrent.

[winn dixie]

Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

It takes work to get over a 100 posts, Tiny. I just run out of shit to say, so I have to bet people nonstop because I realize my silliness can only take me so far. Everyone makes bullshit bets in here so I just took the easy way. It's not like anyone takes up anyone on bets in here. I know that. I'm just being lazy.

Youre running away from my request! Fucking fraud!

Now youre saying its not important and bullshit!

Youre unimportant and full of it!

I bitch slapped the fuck outta youre lying ass fry cooker!

I proved youre a fraud and loudmouth!

[lustylad]

Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

This bitch may hit 200 posts if I decide to fuck with those sissies.

What the fuck are you waiting for, punk? You already told us you're so bored you keep spanking your pussy til it turns purple.

When you're ready, you can start by taking me off ignore. Only a sissy puts someone on ignore because she knows she is completely outmatched.