Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
I've been married. We never did that. ^^^
I feel a little slighted actually.
So you can't turn a ho into a housewife? Can you turn a whorefucker into a husband?
The hypocrisy displayed here is impressive.
|
Wives, Husbands are all whores and whorefuckers underneath....the wives just have chosen to (in theory) fuck one guy in exchange for whatever it is they got married for in the first place...(house, car, ring, security, etc.)...and the husband promises to only fuck his wife (year right) in exchange for a perceived "pussy on tap"
Typically girls marry the best man they can find (best is all relative) and men marry the best girl they can afford...
It all works out and makes perfect sense on paper...just like communism.
So back to the question...can a whorefucker become a husband? Sure..why not but he will always still be a whorefucker underneath....just like recovered alcoholics and drug addicts... They're all still alcoholics and addicts underneath, they just haven't had a drink or drugs in whatever length of time...
"If" and that's a big if...I were to ever get married again...it would have to be to a retired hooker/whore...as there would be no judgement from her because I had been a whorefucker...nor me judging her for being a hooker...
Plus...civilians are just fucking boring to me now...
SNL - out