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You spent Thanksgiving on your knees humming Johnsons to the tune of the Christmas carol, "O Cum, All Ye Faithful", Ekim the Inbred Chimp.
Ekim long ago corrupted the song " All I want for Christmas " with the lyrics " All I want for Christmas is NO front teeth " and was " gifted " with the next best thing. He was left with ONE tooth. And he's built his gloryhole empire in those KansASS " mountains " by picking those dingleberries with that " interesting incisor " !!!!
Ekim long ago corrupted the song " All I want for Christmas " with the lyrics " All I want for Christmas is NO front teeth " and was " gifted " with the next best thing. He was left with ONE tooth. And he's built his gloryhole empire in those KansASS " mountains " by picking those dingleberries with that " interesting incisor " !!!!
Ekim long ago corrupted the song " All I want for Christmas " with the lyrics " All I want for Christmas is NO front teeth " and was " gifted " with the next best thing. He was left with ONE tooth. And he's built his gloryhole empire in those KansASS " mountains " by picking those dingleberries with that " interesting incisor " !!!!
All Ekim the Inbred Chimp wants for Christmas is Johnsons.
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Originally Posted by i'va biggen
Slurping Johnsons for that white gravy is what you do, Ekim the Inbred Chimp.
Keep slurping up those Johnson noodles, Ekim the Inbred Chimp.
Well...he IS the 2016-2017 DOTY WINNER , " fashionista " for gay " marching " clothing AND Junior World Champion Dingleberry Picker up in those KansASS " mountains " ! He has a FEW skills.......
He's REALLY looking forward to Christmas and the music, especially " Deck the Halls " so's HE can " don ME now MY gay apparel..... " !!!! His rainbow thong, his high heels and a Santa Clause hat down at his KansASS gloryholes !
The chimp should thank IB for providing him with this platform to pump up his idiot post count. He is approaching 30,000 worthless, moronic spam posts on eccie. He just hit 400 posts in this thread alone, most of them consisting of dancing turds. Way to go, chimp!
The chimp should thank IB for providing him with this platform to pump up his idiot post count. He is approaching 30,000 worthless, moronic spam posts on eccie. He just hit 400 posts in this thread alone, most of them consisting of dancing turds. Way to go, chimp!
Keep howling chump no one gives a fuck about your whining. Think your cock sucking buddy talking to a himself as a dancing turd will hit 1000 soon?