shaved my Balls..

[JONBALLS]

Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)

We responded and tried to offer you "tried" & "proven" remedies, YOU insulted us by calling US "fuckheads" to quote you specifically...you feel entitled,

1. "proven "remedies....wtf , put aftershave on it....?So the next chick that sticks my BALLS in her mouth gets stale aftershave aftertaste??? Yah, Thatll go over real well einstein!!

2. "insulted"?? thats called SARCASM! and last I checked, this is MY FUCKING THREAD!! well,,,...................EEEX XXXXXCCCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUSSSE EE!!!!..MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! for placing 1 post among your like 50!!!......................... ..........IN MY OWN THREAD!!!!!!!!

[Ms. Athena]

Sticky Note to self: Make sure JonBalls, showers at your Incall prior to session, HELL, jump in there and scrub his balls yourself.......stale aftershave??? YUCK.

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

IBS (Itchy Ball Syndrome) It just happens! I've never known Home Depot fixing that, unless you just go there to scratch your balls in the tool department. That goes on all the time.

That's not IBS ... that is pure love.

[JONBALLS]

the only thing I put on my balls is soap and women

[cumalot]

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

1. "proven "remedies....wtf , put aftershave on it....?So the next chick that sticks my BALLS in her mouth gets stale aftershave aftertaste??? Yah, Thatll go over real well einstein!!

2. "insulted"?? thats called SARCASM! and last I checked, this is MY FUCKING THREAD!! well,,,...................EEEX XXXXXCCCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUSSSE EE!!!!..MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! for placing 1 post among your like 50!!!......................... ..........IN MY OWN THREAD!!!!!!!!

No need in getting testy jon, your buddies on here only want to help, but we can only help those who will help themselves...and your not helpin jon boy....losing a nut is not the end of the world for you...if women can get boob jobs we can find someone to do a ball job I'm sure...it will be better than ever you'll see...I once heard of a vet that gave a dog a nut from a cat once...it worked but the dog stays up a tree a lot after that...
I'm sure I can get that vets number for ya if ya want....he was old then but I'm sure he's learned a lot since then...you will be well on your way to a full recovery in no time....just think jon you won't need to change your name after all....hang in there little buddy we got ya covered....

[fishingtwo]

JonWithManyBalls will be a better ball player thanks to everyones advice....

[pyramider]

I will donate some old dented up ping pong balls as a replacement.

Friday, December 2, 2011

Where old ping-pong balls go to die in Tompkins Square Park

[canuckvic]

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

the only thing I put on my balls is soap and women

and whatever made it itchy and fall off - lol

[cumalot]

BTW jonball there is a lady in the realm looking for a guy with 3 balls....so I'm thinking, have the vet guy put in an extra ball and you two could hook up...that extra ball could be your little money maker, then you could change your name to jon3balls...problem solved little buddy

[Still Looking]

I don't know about the rest of the guys, but I found out that “Nair” is code for battery acid! I'm one of those guys that really doesn't want anything sharp any where even close to my balls or my dick for that matter. But ladies like sucking on smooth balls. So I decided to apply some of this Nair hair remover. I read the instructions very carefully. It say leave on for 3 minutes... 5 if needed. So i figured my hair might need the 5. After five minutes I jumped into the shower and washed up. I got dressed and went about my business for the day. It is very warm here in Austin. About 2 hours later while out shopping I start getting itchy balls. At three hours I started to feel a bad burning. I hauled ass home to check things out. Apparently if you accidently leave some of the “Nair” behind your nut sack that is a very BAD thing. Also if your nuts fall out and rub against your under wear that will make you drive home in a great big hurry! I washed "gently" with soap for three days and applied Cortisone Cream before I was able to hobby again. My balls are smooth as silk. But be careful. Just sayin….

[JONBALLS]

Originally Posted by canuckvic

and whatever made it itchy and fall off - lol

I dropped a duece in a McDonalds bag when the incall toilet was plugged and came up with a ketchup fry stuck to my ass hair, but that rinsed off into the tub, I know cause I saw it in the drain..

[Ms. Athena]

OMG, now that one was just gross Mr Ball..................Did you use the Big Mac wrapper to wipe with???? No she didnt, yes she did............lol

[JONBALLS]

Originally Posted by Ms. Athena

OMG, now that one was just gross Mr Ball..................Did you use the Big Mac wrapper to wipe with???? No she didnt, yes she did............lol

nope, no whipping, side saddle the tub , no skidmarks here..

save a tree, wash your ass in the tub

[canuckvic]

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

I dropped a duece in a McDonalds bag when the incall toilet was plugged and came up with a ketchup fry stuck to my ass hair, but that rinsed off into the tub, I know cause I saw it in the drain..

That takes the Happy Meal to a whole new level!

[cumalot]

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

I dropped a duece in a McDonalds bag when the incall toilet was plugged and came up with a ketchup fry stuck to my ass hair, but that rinsed off into the tub, I know cause I saw it in the drain..

jonball that tears it, how dare you attack and point the finger at America's number one icon, to blame a french fry covered in catch up stuck to your ass hair...cum on that was a tampon from your GF and her aunt flow...dude you need to come clean on this one...Happy meals will not be looked upon the same ever again....Now go see that vet I told you about and get that little money maker to workin again..