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03-19-2016, 11:52 AM
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#91
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Join Date: Aug 15, 2012
Location: Texas
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Deeze
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03-19-2016, 11:57 AM
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#92
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Deeze
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Nuttz obviously clogged the keyboard diarrhea hero because he is mia... heh
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03-19-2016, 06:38 PM
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#93
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Join Date: Apr 24, 2014
Location: Houston
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Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
You benefit from keyboard diarrhea how?
You just peck away on that keyboard to feel like you actually know what you're talking about but you're nothing more than a wanna-be internet badass...
Im a whore & I obviously have your attention & my ho ho market is based on my post so you were attempting to say ?
When you have a buzz you start to ramble on & get loud and annoying as fuck.. I know from experience
Seriously who gives a shit other than you that he didn't edit it & if course if he was trying to make a funny you wouldn't get it because you're to busy rambling...
Your worse than HH with your constant rumbles of shit you have no clue about...
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you know from experience eh? I know things from experience also. that works two ways.
as for my attention? yeah I responded to some crap post directed at myself. other than that, nope. internet badass? pot? kettle? internet attention ain't major attention as far as I'm concerned.
and who said your marketing wasn't based on your posting to 90% of the threads or starting bullshit like this? everyone knows this or figures it out in short time. my comment was sarcasm since I know my own facts when it comes to posting.
and worse than who? hmmm. haha
since I'm bored didn't someone mention wind up toys?
since I know from reading how much you enjoy image posts. haha
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I remember when I had my first beer.
Anyway, I was not trying to make a point by not editing a mistake. I'm working towards achieving your level of digital savvy and sophistication. And thank you for monitoring my progress.
Finally, gee whiz, you are right. Someone could end up on the yeeha side of ymmv, but those are not good odds. I was talking about seeking consistency. Stay vigilant. We're all counting on you.
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golly, gee whiz, your odds are different than mine.
obviously not everyone has shitty odds. hmmm. wonder what that says. true though, odds for some might just suck and land on the down slant. sucks for you. have another beer. as for others, why just assume you'll end up on the shitty side?
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03-19-2016, 06:41 PM
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#94
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Join Date: Sep 28, 2012
Location: Houston
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Valerie....you ignorant slut!!.....
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Hey cunty numpty. Here's one proving are wrong
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YSD- I'm sorry you did not pass screening. I thought I was crystal clear when I said I need clients who could remain cordial and are not really overweight......
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03-19-2016, 07:07 PM
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very simple answer: NO not at all... Be clean, polite & have your money... And have some fun
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Originally Posted by Jkynx
I have good hygiene, good breath and I'm polite. I'm just curious if providers care about how attractive/ unattractive I am?
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03-19-2016, 07:11 PM
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Not to your Face at least and thats all that matter
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Originally Posted by jojodancer15
I always show up with my sex kit and I'm ready to do work. I haven't had any providers complain yet.

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03-20-2016, 04:37 PM
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Join Date: Feb 16, 2016
Location: Houston
Posts: 272
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Originally Posted by Sadsack
OP, I'm gonna tie this up for you. No charge, by the way. You are not as bad looking as you may think. Just be clean and freshly scrubbed, lay off the Old Spice, Aqua Velva and Hai Karate. Be nice, show some sense of humor. Avoid ladies whose reviews indicate that YYMV. Walk in that room and you'll likely receive what you came for. If you sense that the service is lacking, vote with your money and don't go back.
I'm not young, and I'm not gonna make their gagas gooey with my stunning appearance, but they almost all treat me great.
Hell, this thread can be closed now!
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Definitely! Thanks bro.
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03-20-2016, 06:19 PM
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Join Date: Oct 25, 2015
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i do care about looks of a provider
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03-20-2016, 09:50 PM
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Location: Insane In The Membrane
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What's wrong with you people? ... Pay, Fuck, Leave and Fuggedaboutit.
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03-21-2016, 08:11 AM
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Join Date: Mar 9, 2010
Location: Insane In The Membrane
Posts: 2,198
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Originally Posted by Jkynx
I have good hygiene, good breath and I'm polite. I'm just curious if providers care about how attractive/ unattractive I am?
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"I have good hygiene, good breath and I'm polite" ... in other words your a fairly clean, ugly, porker.
No one is too ugly to get a first appointment. But, if you can't get a second appointment ... well ... choose better parents next time.
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03-21-2016, 08:22 AM
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Join Date: Feb 16, 2016
Location: Houston
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LoL, ok, thanks for the great advice
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03-21-2016, 11:10 AM
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Join Date: Aug 28, 2011
Location: ..
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That's eccie for ya...
There's always that one guy who thinks hookers like him better than other clients or he can fuck them better than the rest of us
Lol...
P.s the British minger made some valid points
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03-21-2016, 11:11 AM
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Join Date: Mar 9, 2010
Location: Insane In The Membrane
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Originally Posted by Valerie
I speak for all whores, not just the Houston ones, if they tell you they don't do this for the money, they're lying....Psst- Bit of advise, don't believe everything you read on a hooker board- whores are notorious for telling you what you want to hear.
Not full of shit at all, I speak the truth, I'm the whore- you're the numpty, know your place....Some of you weak fucktards are so bloody sensitive when a woman tells it like it is. Here are the brutal facts..
-We generally don't like most of you, we tolerate you and are pretty fucking brilliant at convincing you whilst in a session that we actually give a shit....we don't.
-It really doesn't matter what you look like, as long as you've showered and are polite, we are here to take your money, get you off, and send you back to your fucking wives. So any actual business woman with half a brain wouldn't turn down a harmless numpty based on his looks.
-If a woman on here, or in a session tells you she doesn't do it for the money, she's lying. You see, many of you numpties like to live in your delusional numpty world where all whores can't wait to suck your cocks and would happily do it for free, but that's not the case. So when someone like me comes along and bursts your little numpty bubble, I can see how this information might be difficult to absorb. You may get offended, though my intention is not as such, I'm merely stating what most whores are too scared to say because they are worried it will effect their business. However, I can tell you from personal experience that being my "cunty" self as many like to call it on here and anywhere else for that matter, doesn't have any negative impact on my business at all.
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So, my bottom line in this abortion of a thread is, if you are a well behaved, clean, and respectful numpty, then NO, your level of attractiveness doesn't matter. Why should it? We are here to fuck you for money, not fuck you for your looks. And should there be any whores who at that point refuse to see you then I would assume it would be a racial issue on their part, which isn't cool. Whilst it is our bodies and we have every right to turn down someone, it makes me sick when I see girls refusing to see a numpty based on his race. THAT fucks me off more than most things. Racism is pathetic, and one shouldn't be judged solely based on the colour of their skin. Even if I had a dodgy experience with someone of a different race, I would never then single out an entire race from that point forward just because of one bad experience. Assholes come in all colours, shapes, and sizes.....Getting off topic now, more wine please.
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Sage advice from a hooker ... excuse me, porn star ... living the Lush Life. Someone, piss in her mouth, please! Drunks always think their right.
The plastic surgery is a nice improvement though.
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03-21-2016, 11:56 AM
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Join Date: May 24, 2015
Location: Bugtussle
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Dang, Valerie. That gets me all horned up.
You are, however, right.
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03-21-2016, 01:42 PM
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#105
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Join Date: Sep 28, 2012
Location: Houston
Posts: 17,384
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Originally Posted by StinkyFingers
Sage advice from a hooker ... excuse me, porn star ... living the Lush Life. Someone, piss in her mouth, please! Drunks always think their right.
The plastic surgery is a nice improvement though.
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For the hail damage an her ass:
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