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03-21-2016, 05:24 PM
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#106
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Originally Posted by StinkyFingers
"I have good hygiene, good breath and I'm polite" ... in other words your a fairly clean, ugly, porker.
No one is too ugly to get a first appointment. But, if you can't get a second appointment ... well ... choose better parents next time.
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Ugh huh how about Wolf Whistle
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03-21-2016, 05:49 PM
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#107
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Join Date: Nov 11, 2010
Location: London
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Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
Valerie....you ignorant slut, (FYI- I'm a whore, not a slut, sluts don't get paid....carry on).....
Don't you know can't go around using the converse of something to prove that the first something is true?
No shit the whores are here for the money. You're limey ass is fucking brilliant.
That's the same reason I work. But just because I'm getting paid for it, doesn't mean I'll work for anyone.
Already several ladies said they had limits. So you're just fucking wrong....same as that ....yadda yadda yadda.

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You're such an easy numpty to wind up... But mostly just a fucking idiot. I haven't been on this board in ages, came on here to update my showcase and wrote a couple posts and look at you!....I should really do this more often.
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Originally Posted by JustMeCLTXGG
ok this makes it true because you said so.
uh, BS but keep telling yourself that.
AGAIN, READ THE FRICK'N thread before chiming in. how about some English COMPREHENSION?
who the fuck said it was ONLY HOOKERS that said it? you really think the dudes that said it said it to gain something? what were they gaining by admitting some hooker turned them down? what did c44 gain by saying a hooker wouldn't do him with the lights on? gain here that is? (I specify him because he chimed in the thread with ACTUAL information I find doubtful he'd make up. if he did kudos to him. I bought it) same with other dudes I've read similar posts from. I know most on this board are fucking way more devious than I am but I still don't get the gain factor from admitting a hooker turned them down. rhetorical also. some areas certain stories I won't say any specifics on absolutely gain nothing. then again, maybe it's all the examples I've read from NON-HOOKERS on THIS hooker board were just other attention whores? yeah that must be it. you couldn't possibly be wrong. (pssst. that's sarcasm)
but let's just throw out there the hooker says anything on a hooker board. so any hooker who has ever said anything to the fact they actually do judge looks to any degree was lying for what? to make every guy that makes an appointment with them somehow feel better when they go through the appointment? seems like a rather minute benefit for a tactic EVERY HOOKER who does this IS LYING ABOUT. what is the actual benefit here? the hookers you say are all lying and don't give a shit about anything but the dollar are also cynical bitches making themselves feel better by laughing once any dude leaves? because it wasn't like any of us would have fucked them anyways if they hadn't made a comment about judging looks right? yeah, makes total sense. haha. so fucking stupid. ARE YOU A DONALD TRUMP SUPPORTER BY ANY CHANCE?...
well said GS. I thought you said it all but seems after a couple of cold ones I actually had plenty to spew forth myself.
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forgot to include the other dribble
and who the fuck decides who the "hot" providers are? not everyone has the SAME tastes. pretty generic attention whoring post if you ask me. well you didn't and no one else dide but I still said it. +sized providers I'm sure have their own tastes just as well. they're just as free to post also. but according to others it would be lies anyways. and being as I doubt you were actually directing the post at anyone more so than just posting to post (attention) it seems you didn't read the thread either. if you were actually directing your post based on it's content you'd see all kinds of providers have commented in this thread.
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Blah blah blah...more drivel...Feel better after that poppet? You people are boring me now.
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Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
Hey cunty numpty. Here's one proving are wrong
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WOW...you found all of ONE...you deserve a chocolate biscuit for that!...(BTW- She's lying...)
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Originally Posted by NubianPrince
That's eccie for ya...
There's always that one guy who thinks hookers like him better than other clients or he can fuck them better than the rest of us
Lol...
P.s the British minger made some valid points
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Yeah, I tend to do that...make valid points...which in turn gets all the weak fucktards all wound up
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Originally Posted by StinkyFingers
Sage advice from a hooker ... excuse me, porn star ... living the Lush Life. Someone, piss in her mouth, please! Drunks always think their right.
The plastic surgery is a nice improvement though.
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You're right, I am a whore and I've done porn...Your powers of observation are impeccable! And yes, my life is pretty lush indeed, I live in one of the most expensive and amazing cities in the world, posh flat (central of course), get flown all over the world for my job, and I make a ridiculous amount of money. My wardrobe alone is likely worth more than you earn in a year....
You numpties are beating a dead horse with the pissing thing, I love watersports- turns me on immensely, so whilst you think in your deluded little peanut brains that you're offending me, you're not. Try harder next time.
PS- Which plastic surgery are you referring to exactly? Botox? (Though not surgical or permanent), The tit job I had in 2011, or the nose job I had in 2013? Cause those are the only ones I've had, and incase you hadn't noticed, we are in 2016 now...It's old news mate.... But cheers for the compliment, and I'm sorry you still seem to be so bitter ever since I turned down your request to see me....Oh, and before you try to deny that one, bare in mind I do, in fact, keep all my correspondences. And whilst I dare not post them on here, it sure would be a shame if they ended up somewhere else on the web now wouldn't it?....Maybe they will, maybe they won't....we shall see
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Originally Posted by Sadsack
Dang, Valerie. That gets me all horned up.
You are, however, right.
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I know, it's hard being right all the time...
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Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
For the hail damage an her ass:

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I think you are mistaking hail damage for extremely bad lighting, angles, and shadowing. I have a killer body, one that I'm extremely proud of, so if you want to make a judgement on my body then by all means crack on, but might I refer you to my fake taxi videos, particularly my most recent one. There's plenty of bare flesh in bright natural sunlight, for you to sit around and pick out what you think to be flaws. I'm sure you'll get right on that with all the time you seem to have on your hands....My porcielan skin is quite brilliant actually
PPS-When all you can do is insult one's appearance, you've already lost the argument...Come at me when you have something with a bit of substance.
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03-21-2016, 08:47 PM
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#108
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Join Date: Jun 16, 2014
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Glad to see you are back posting.
I read the Bio and High end Whores don't say "quid".
Just sayin Luv
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03-21-2016, 08:57 PM
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#109
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She is single handedly mopping the floors with you 'numpties'
Lmao
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03-22-2016, 09:23 AM
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#110
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Join Date: Feb 22, 2010
Location: Houston
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Originally Posted by Valerie
I do, in fact, keep all my correspondences. And whilst I dare not post them on here, it sure would be a shame if they ended up somewhere else on the web now wouldn't it?....Maybe they will, maybe they won't....we shall see 
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I don't know about all that other BS but this does not sound cool at all. One could infer that the correspondence would include screening information and threating to post any of that on the web would be threating to out someone.
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03-22-2016, 10:56 AM
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#111
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Join Date: Jun 1, 2010
Location: Houston
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CASH=Good looking
yes fellow hobbyist Jkynx cash can make you look very good looking just not in the hobby world but all over the globe. have lots of cash and any women would consider you handsome/good looking just not the most good looking/prettiest whore on this board.
just a friendly advise never consider your self ugly it makes your dick weak and sensitive LOL
happy hobbing
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03-22-2016, 11:47 AM
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#112
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Feb 16, 2016
Location: Houston
Posts: 272
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Originally Posted by Bigmack
yes fellow hobbyist Jkynx cash can make you look very good looking just not in the hobby world but all over the globe. have lots of cash and any women would consider you handsome/good looking just not the most good looking/prettiest whore on this board.
just a friendly advise never consider your self ugly it makes your dick weak and sensitive LOL
happy hobbing
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Thanks bro. I was just curious about the subject. I wondered if better looking guys got better service, or if it even mattered. I'm comfortable with myself, but I really was just curious since I'm still learning how this all works.
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03-22-2016, 05:58 PM
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#113
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Nope! This sounds so cheesy but its all about personality. Just be yourself and let us enjoy you.
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03-22-2016, 06:05 PM
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#114
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Originally Posted by rduke4923
Glad to see you are back posting.
I read the Bio and High end Whores don't say "quid".
Just sayin Luv
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This one does, and yes, they do... Oh but you must be the expert being that you live in wood creek is it? .... Right
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Originally Posted by NubianPrince
She is single handedly mopping the floors with you 'numpties'
Lmao
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Doesn't take much effort with this lot
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Originally Posted by oilfieldscum
I don't know about all that other BS but this does not sound cool at all. One could infer that the correspondence would include screening information and threating to post any of that on the web would be threating to out someone. 
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I'm merely letting that cunt know "it's" place, I would never post one's personal information on the web. I would however post correspondences from said Numpty asking to see me, ( should I wish to), only because I find it funny when he insults my appearance. I mean why on earth would someone be stupid enough to attempt to book someone they find appalling? They wouldn't. "It" tried to, I rejected him, he hates Wakeup, now he insults me every chance he gets... You do the maths...
Numpty tries to book.
Numpty gets rejected and told off.
Numpty hates Wakeup.
Numpty now stalks my social media, insults my looks, & trolls my posts.
So, "It" will look like a right cunt when the person he talks so much shit about is the same person he once tried to book.
PS- If I ever threaten someone, they will know it.... And my threats, they aren't hollow ones.
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03-22-2016, 08:56 PM
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#115
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Join Date: Jun 16, 2014
Location: Woody Creek
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[QUOTE=Valerie;1057942815]This one does, and yes, they do... Oh but you must be the expert being that you live in wood creek is it? .... Right
Doesn't take much effort with this lot
I'm merely letting that cunt know "it's" place, I would never post one's personal information on the web
So, "It" will look like a right cunt when the person he talks so much shit about is the same person he once tried to book.
The funny part is you are trying to come off as a Posh English woman
But you use the words and phrases of a bloke.
You dropped a Y luv it is Woody Creek. Oh, Ijs
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03-22-2016, 11:58 PM
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#116
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Cash doesn't equal good-looking. Ijs. But don't sell yourself short, you have more to offer than just money (yes, even to providers). I won't see anyone for free, so yes I am here for the money. People in general want money... That's just how it is. People also like to eat and drink, but not JUST eat and drink, that's a ridiculous way of thinking.
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03-23-2016, 05:23 AM
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[QUOTE=rduke4923;1057943423]
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Originally Posted by Valerie
This one does, and yes, they do... Oh but you must be the expert being that you live in wood creek is it? .... Right
Doesn't take much effort with this lot
I'm merely letting that cunt know "it's" place, I would never post one's personal information on the web
So, "It" will look like a right cunt when the person he talks so much shit about is the same person he once tried to book.
The funny part is you are trying to come off as a Posh English woman
But you use the words and phrases of a bloke.
You dropped a Y luv it is Woody Creek. Oh, Ijs
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I do love a good conspiracy theory! What phrases am I using that are strictly bloke phrases exactly?.... Try harder, you're boring me now.
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03-23-2016, 09:28 AM
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#118
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I care that you are well washed with fresh breath, a good attitude, and the correct fee.
The thing that makes me enjoy someone's company the most is who they really are. I don't fake orgasms and I don't do IOP so I spend some OTC time getting to know my first-time clients. Sure, someone hot can show up and we can tumble in bed in short order and have a great time...but someone I genuinely like as a person even if they are ugly as sin? They can get me wet before we even touch.
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03-23-2016, 12:26 PM
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Personally I do not care. My reasons are strictly based on how the person treats me. If they have a good heart, then that's attractive to me. If they degrade women and have zero respect for them, that's so unattractive. Beauty is what's inside. It sounds corny, but it is true.
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03-23-2016, 12:44 PM
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Join Date: Mar 13, 2012
Location: San Antonio
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Originally Posted by SA Angel
The thing that makes me enjoy someone's company the most is who they really are. I don't fake orgasms and I don't do IOP so I spend some OTC time getting to know my first-time clients. Sure, someone hot can show up and we can tumble in bed in short order and have a great time...but someone I genuinely like as a person even if they are ugly as sin? They can get me wet before we even touch.
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Wow. 
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