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Tits McFloppin · 08-22-2013, 12:18 AM

i just seen somebuddy who was tryen to stick her finger in my ass when she jack me off. man that aint rite! what if she gets poop on her finger? i dont like a finger sticken in my ass and told her BUT she told me alotta dudes like the finger in the ass. i aint never herd of dudes liken a finger in the ass.

so who are you dudes who like that?

Lilly Whyte · 08-22-2013, 04:29 AM

The prostate can be stimulated with a finger or two up the butt, and that is a sensation that some men enjoy. I've seen guys who get off almost instantly from it. Nitrile gloves keep messes to a minimum. In order to really enjoy any kind of ass play, you've gotta be comfortable with the IDEA of having someone's finger/cock/toy/tongue/whatever in there, though. If you're grossed out by the idea, it's really hard to actually enjoy what's going on down there. :-)

Not to TMcF specifically, but to anyone who encounters an unexpected anal intrusion - It's perfectly within your rights to ask the other party to stop. I like ass play, but that doesn't mean that everyone does. Personally, I like to be asked before someone decides to abruptly assault my booty, and I always make it a point to TALK to my partner (not hint around about it, but really talk about it) if I'm contemplating some penetration of my own. I truly believe about 99% of bad sex arises from the fact that we're too damn shy to open our mouths and tell our partners what we do and do not like. Easy problem to fix - TALK! :-)

And as someone who kinda likes this kind of play, I've gotta throw in a disclaimer about the lube. The lube on a condom, spit, or juiciness from elsewhere don't count. USE FREAKING LUBE!!! Astroglide is affordable and a great all-purpose lube that is easy to clean up and lasts long enough to keep things comfy, but not so long that you're still feeling it a week later. :-P

Just my two cents, presented in what I hope will be taken as a somewhat comical manner.

Satyrrical · 08-22-2013, 09:28 AM

Yup, not for everyone. It's something I really enjoy. A good prostate massage will put me on the ceiling like that cat scared by the little dog in WB cartoons, butt in a good way. If I know it's on the table I will take extra prep. This use to be in the form of Fleet, butt then I realized it had some lasting laxative properties which were not ideal. These days it's just warm water. No mas mess.

DallasRain · 08-22-2013, 09:53 AM

I can say that 90% of my clients enjoy a prostate massage

It all comes down to being patient/relaxed/trusting and open minded!

Abe Normal · 08-22-2013, 12:04 PM

I don't mind it, and I have had a couple of ladies who claimed they knew how to massage the prostate. Either they were not good at the craft or my prostate is numb, cause I felt nothing all that wonderful, LOL

I don't mind at all if a lady wants to try, just as long as she understands that I too have a certain appendage I plan on sticking up her ass as well !!!

MOCHAakaMOCHA · 08-22-2013, 04:28 PM

Yeah I never SURPRISE a guy with a finger in is ass (if I'm going to I have to know he prepared himself first aka got the poo out of there lol).

Tits McFloppin · 08-22-2013, 07:20 PM

ok well dont nobuddy get mad but are the dudes who like that buy or homo cuz here is no way i want that? what if a dude has a littel boner thats the size of a hookers finger? will he like that to? AND i here that only the docter should stick his thum up your ass sence he knows how to the rite way. you can get a dude hurted in the but if you do that to him and your not a docter.

Satyrrical · 08-22-2013, 07:53 PM

so er tell yur hooker that do IT gud that you no like the finger so not do IT, and leave those of us that do like IT to enjoy IT?

or whatever. Or WTTFF.

Tits McFloppin · 08-22-2013, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Satyrrical

so er tell yur hooker that do IT gud that you no like the finger so not do IT, and leave those of us that do like IT to enjoy IT?

or whatever. Or WTTFF.

thats what i done dude. so are dudes who like the finger in there ass maybe buy or gay?

mike1701 · 08-23-2013, 05:59 AM

Ya know I just read the above post, and each to his on. If they like it , they do. But WTF tidy D, don't call them gay bi or what ever. It is like your dam spelling , it is amazing how you can post "finger in the ass" and the rest is I can't spell right. So WTH.

Abbey_Jones · 08-23-2013, 06:37 AM

Well, Tmac, maybe she thought your boner was a finger puppet...

Abbey Jones

OTTER7001 · 08-23-2013, 07:13 AM

I actually like when a girl plays with my butt and fingers my butt. Does that make me Gay or Bi? I don't know, but I know if feels good to me. Why place a label on it.

Tits McFloppin · 08-23-2013, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by mike1701

Ya know I just read the above post, and each to his on. If they like it , they do. But WTF tidy D, don't call them gay bi or what ever. It is like your dam spelling , it is amazing how you can post "finger in the ass" and the rest is I can't spell right. So WTH.

theres nothen wrong with being gay if somebuddy is. why get mad over the questen? if dudes like a finger or boner in the but thats there biz. i was just serprised when she try it on me sence im not gay and dont like my but done like that.

Tits McFloppin · 08-23-2013, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Abbey_Jones

Well, Tmac, maybe she thought your boner was a finger puppet...

Abbey Jones

lol you know beter! thats like sayen your boobeys is the size of walnuts and no way cuz you got THE BEST boobeys. dont even knw if a finger pupet will fit on my boner but we can try that out and put in are porno were gonna make.

she was a blak masage girl and now that i think more maybe it was her corn chip nales that was getten my but hole so hurted. its gonna take me along time to poop good again. but i stil dont want it in the ass and if anybuddy try then ima fart on them good.

DallasRain · 08-23-2013, 01:36 PM

hey Tits sugar....
If ya like it,then do it
If ya don't,then don't
it's all good!