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Old 02-15-2011, 10:23 PM   #1
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Default How bad is the economy??

The Recession hits everybody in the US ........

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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WOW I just read this 7 years later I drive a truck my pockets are full.
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Some of those are actually pretty funny. I liked the “truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico”. xD
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Old 09-04-2018, 07:34 PM   #4
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How in the world did you dig out this nugget that was posted in 2011? Some might not approve of bumping a post this old but I found some of it still funny and relevant.
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Old 09-04-2018, 09:27 PM   #5
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After an absolutely shitty day the bumped old post made me laugh.
Thanks
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I know Arizona is slow - but c'mon guys - bumping a 7 year old thread . Sorry - but closing this thread !
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