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Old 07-04-2018, 08:12 PM   #1
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Hmm, I do not see a button to upload an image.

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well if thats you in the avatar...yummm hell yeaahhhh
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It seemed like the closest I could come to uploading an image of myself.

I had a fairly impressive beard, but then I was asked to participate in an award ceremony for my son graduating from an Army school. I went to it wearing my dress uniform but I have to trim my beard down to fit US Navy regs [1/2 inch] again. In doing that I had to remove 18inches of beard. This is what has grown back a year later.

At least I got to pin a medal on my son.
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What is it about a foot long beard that women just have to braid it? Seriously, I really enjoy the look on their face when they’ve completed and admired the braid... and I then say “my turn”...

There was a study done that found the average beard is high in fecal matter... Guess that means gals need to learn to wipe better...
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... There was a study done that found the average beard is high in fecal matter... Guess that means gals need to learn to wipe better...
I had not heard of that study.

A number of times female strangers in public have approached me wanting to touch my beard. Maybe I should ask if they have washed their hands?
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I had not heard of that study.
Ok full disclosure. Several years ago I read a rant about how bad beards are for the individual, industry, society, and the universe. The rant said there was the aforementioned study. A casual search did not find the study. But I started to wonder how a beard would become more contaminated than a naked chin?
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I guess it might depend on where you put your beard.
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Hi Annie!!!!!
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