I know this is a P4P site but...

[Lena Duvall]

I'm absolutely distraught, keeling over, and writhing in agony at the thought that as a professional escort, I'm just a cute face, tits, ass, and three moist, warm holes. This is eccie.net (ECCIE meaning: Escort Client Community Information Exchange) and not eHarmony.com. It should be glaringly obvious to me that if I didn't know how to lay it on 'em, no guest would even consider coming to visit me. Still, I'm feeling so many ways.

I put hours and hours of thought into how I present myself. I've invested in professional photo sessions and paid advertising. I put aside weeks of my life to design a website with over 2,100 words, some of which even convey my non-sexy times related interests and passions. But admit it, if I didn't give good head, you wouldn't even give me the time of day!

*cue melodramatic tantrum*

[SlowHand50]

I'm not quite sure where you're going with this, but for some of us, we need more than just three moist, warm holes. For me, anyway, I like to try to establish a rapport of some sort, even if it's strictly business as it really needs to be -- but maybe with a strong, sensual aspect that's enough to make me want to come back for more. IDK, could you elaborate?

[BooshSkadoosh]

Many of us gents appreciate the subtleties that contribute to the experience with a provider. Being able to connect (albeit briefly) is as much a goal as the carnal gymnastics. When a lady invests in her presentation and persona, it guarantees my return visit. So don't fret too much over the physical aspect - that's always easiest to measure.

But I do have to say that your melodrama was executed perfectly.

[Hobgoblin]

Sounds like you hate the idea of being objectified. Understandable. Nobody likes that. Even guys don't like being just wallets. Maybe ask one of you regulars to take you to lunch or something. You know crack that client-friend barrier a bit.

[Vivienne Rey]

Originally Posted by Hobgoblin

Sounds like you hate the idea of being objectified. Understandable. Nobody likes that.

Speak for yourself.

[James1588]

Originally Posted by Lena Duvall

I'm absolutely distraught, keeling over, and writhing in agony at the thought that as a professional escort, I'm just a cute face, tits, ass, and three moist, warm holes. This is eccie.net (ECCIE meaning: Escort Client Community Information Exchange) and not eHarmony.com. It should be glaringly obvious to me that if I didn't know how to lay it on 'em, no guest would even consider coming to visit me. Still, I'm feeling so many ways.

I put hours and hours of thought into how I present myself. I've invested in professional photo sessions and paid advertising. I put aside weeks of my life to design a website with over 2,100 words, some of which even convey my non-sexy times related interests and passions. But admit it, if I didn't give good head, you wouldn't even give me the time of day!

*cue melodramatic tantrum*

Lena, I can't know what caused you to write this post. However, I will point out that if you were "just a cute face, tits, ass, and three moist, warm holes," the idea of your being nothing more than those things wouldn't bother you. Since it does, you're not. QED.

Speaking just for myself, I'd be absolutely enchanted to visit you, just to break a little bread and share your thoughts. I don't suppose I'd be inclined to pay rates in the absence of private activities. Your last sentence has an obvious converse: "But admit it, if I didn't pay your rates, you wouldn't even give me the time of day!" That's just the business context. I'm quite sure that many of us would be happy to meet with you, either transactionally or otherwise.

I hope you're feeling better already. Being distraught, keeling over, writhing in agony ... that's no way for a young lady such as yourself to be spending any more time than may be necessary, in my humble opinion.

[gentlemantoo]

Curious as to what you think professional escorts are? Or what did you think at first as compared to now and why. a difference?

Yes, escort are objectified, that is why you are paid so well. All your time and investment is no difderent than other ladies here. That is what successful businesses do, expand and reinvest.

Men pay for the sex, if you did not give good head, that is correct no man will see you not pay $300 an hour to be with you. If being merely some strangers sex toy is wearing on you, maybe invest those dollars in a retirement fund. Make yourself an exit strategy.

Hope you feel better.

[Princess Jasmine]

You also give good poetry!

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Lena Duvall

I'm absolutely distraught, keeling over, and writhing in agony at the thought that as a professional escort, I'm just a cute face, tits, ass, and three moist, warm holes. This is eccie.net (ECCIE meaning: Escort Client Community Information Exchange) and not eHarmony.com. It should be glaringly obvious to me that if I didn't know how to lay it on 'em, no guest would even consider coming to visit me. Still, I'm feeling so many ways.

I put hours and hours of thought into how I present myself. I've invested in professional photo sessions and paid advertising. I put aside weeks of my life to design a website with over 2,100 words, some of which even convey my non-sexy times related interests and passions. But admit it, if I didn't give good head, you wouldn't even give me the time of day!

*cue melodramatic tantrum*

What the what? No mention of taint? You mention "three moist holes" and a website but no mention of taint...

[PotentLd]

While most men are just looking for some visually appealing hole, I understand your gripes.

If you want to demonstrate value, a lady in your profession will have to display your "more than a whole" value by knowing how to please your client. Knowing when, and when not to talk. Knowing what to say, and when to say it. Etc. If you can do that effectively, then your repeat customers will be all the justification that you really need babes

[Lena Duvall]

So, to be transparent I was not nearly as distressed as I purported to be. Especially since yesterday was Fat Tuesday here in New Orleans and I had an absolute ball! There was a lot of subtle satire happening in my original post which was partly inspired by me consuming "if it's pay for play, it's not real" type posts. I can't tell if they are becoming more popular or if I'm just stumbling across them more often.

The type of commentary where some vehemently assert that affection, intimacy, and emotions are completely fake if they transpire between a companion and her guest really leave me scratching my head and wondering why those who truly believe that are even members of this community rather than investing their energy in non-P4P civvie dating spaces.

Because of how I screen, the wonderful gents I have met do indeed appreciate me for more than my physicality and what sexual desires I may be able to fulfill for them. And while I do absolutely love inspiring conversations about art, current events, and other shared interests, I'm totally fine with the reality that someone who visits me also wants to experience my erotic skills. The flip side of that is that I expect a gent who is visiting me to be equally okay with the fact that I want to be paid for my time. The fact that I may not see someone if he didn't pay me is completely irrelevant because to be fair and honest, he wouldn't see me if he weren't going to get to know me in the biblical sense. After all, this is not eHarmony.com

[James1588]

Originally Posted by Lena Duvall

So, to be transparent I was not nearly as distressed as I purported to be. Especially since yesterday was Fat Tuesday here in New Orleans and I had an absolute ball. There was a lot of subtle satire happening in my original post which was partly inspired by me consuming "if it's pay for play, it's not real" type posts. I can't tell if they are becoming more popular or if I'm just stumbling across them more often.

The type of commentary where some vehemently assert that affection, intimacy, and emotions are fake if they transpire between a companion and her guest really leave me scratching my head and wondering why those who truly believe that are even apart of this community rather than investing their energy in non-P4P civvie dating spaces.

Good to hear that you weren't seriously bummed out.

I've been seeing lots of posts of the sort you describe, too, and recently exchanged pleasantries with one of the perpetrators. I can't say with confidence that I understand the phenomenon. But I think what happens is that people who have, and insist on having, a shitty outlook on life are offended by others whose world is a little sunnier. That, or we're dealing with astute trolls. I can't help but think that a guy (maybe) with no reviews and a few tens of posts who continually trashes the demimonde and its population is pretty much certain to be a troll with an under-the-bridge agenda.

[Lena Duvall]

Thank you dear.

Originally Posted by Princess Jasmine

You also give good poetry!

[Lena Duvall]

Nailed it! But from what I've seen, sometimes it is the case that fellows such as these have booked sessions with providers and written reviews.

Originally Posted by James1588

That, or we're dealing with astute trolls. I can't help but think that a guy (maybe) with no reviews and a few tens of posts who continually trashes the demimonde and its population is pretty much certain to be a troll with an under-the-bridge agenda.

[Pho King]

Would definitely do the humpty dance with you. Send a message if you are interested in a creampie