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Birdman1193 · 01-29-2017, 01:22 PM

I think I am finally taking the plunge on going over the border for some fun. I here massage parlors are the way to go. I keep seeing stoya & Venus as the main ones. I also had questions about the adds on locanto. Are they legit? Can anyone give me some advice how business works over there, the do's and dont's

oneeyedmounstro · 01-30-2017, 07:48 AM

Birdman...you are a BRAVE SOUL...j/k...things much better in jtown although some violence is starting back up (with that said)...stoya and chaude are the "it" places (havent been to venus in a while and i didnt even know that it was back in business)...stoya is on hermanos escobar and abraham lincoln and chausde is just a bit further on vicente guerrero (not sure if you know streets over there)...a typical massage there runs from 400 - 800 pesos $20-40 USD (depending on exchange rate) which usually includes cfs...the tipping of the ladies is between you and her and usually it includes for cbj or bbbj, cob(t,a, or other) and is usually 20-40 USD extra (like i said it depends on the service and how friendly or nice the lady is to me, ive tipped up to 80 USD because of this)...i like chaude because of the jacuzzi that they have in one of the rooms, but that might not be everyones cup of tea...i think that the ladies at these two establishments are a little above par although ive also seen some real stunners over at Genesis (on montes de oca street)...let me know what else you would like to know or if wanna spot me a rub in exchange to taking you over the bridge...haha...good luck

Contralto · 01-30-2017, 08:06 AM

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... if wanna spot me a rub in exchange to taking you over the bridge...haha...good luck

OP, that's the best advice he gave you right there. J town is a hell of a place to hobby and $100 buys you a lot more there than anywhere else. And the women are beautiful. But more than any place I've ever played, it's best to go your first time or two with someone who's been there and knows the streets, venues, bars, etc.

Last time I came back across the border the BP had a very cordial chat with me explaining some of the things that could happen in J, most of which I was unaware. Be careful. Violence is only one of your concerns.

Birdman1193 · 01-30-2017, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Contralto

OP, that's the best advice he gave you right there. J town is a hell of a place to hobby and $100 buys you a lot more there than anywhere else. And the women are beautiful. But more than any place I've ever played, it's best to go your first time or two with someone who's been there and knows the streets, venues, bars, etc.

Last time I came back across the border the BP had a very cordial chat with me explaining some of the things that could happen in J, most of which I was unaware. Be careful. Violence is only one of your concerns.

What about the girls on locanto?

oneeyedmounstro · 01-30-2017, 04:39 PM

birdman...its el encanto...thats on the other side of hermanos escobar...ive been there once and nothing to rave about to tell you the truth, not the first place (or second/thrid) place i would choose imho...but there is always something for someone right...

epnav44 · 01-31-2017, 05:53 PM

No he's refering to the online classifies called Locanto.... I personally have never had luck with them.. if anyone knows of another website that has juarez girls that are hot, let me know!

Birdman1193 · 02-01-2017, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by epnav44

No he's refering to the online classifies called Locanto.... I personally have never had luck with them.. if anyone knows of another website that has juarez girls that are hot, let me know!

Have you called the girls on locanto? Is it just fake picture or qhat?

epnav44 · 02-06-2017, 12:17 PM

Yes.. totally fake pics.... and usually dealing with pimp.. Not cool... Your best bet is to go to massage parlors or Strip club at night is fun and the girls will give you their number to meet outside another time.. I have had lots of luck with that. But the cheapest route is through the massages parlors.

haymitch · 02-10-2017, 09:33 AM

If your looking for just a quick trip over the border, there are 2 ladies bars just over the other side. I can;t remember the names, but there are 2 bars off the 2nd or 3rd side street on your left after crossing over. One of the bars is attached to a hotel. There are ladies working both these bars. Prices are cheaper than the parlors. I have never had the pleasure of these ladies, but I sat drinking with some Mexican dudes for a few hours at one of these paces a month or so ago. Dude was a bootmaker at luchese, and we hung out for a while drinking and telling stories. Then he took me on a walking tour of the northern part of Juarez. Anyway..... There is also Casa Colorada or something like that, but it's a walk into a bad neighborhood, opens at 4, ladies come in at 5, it's a strip club with full service available. There is also a ladies bar one street over from Casa, has ladies sitting out front, have a beer, choose a lady, go next door and enjoy. Hotel on theleft side, main drag afer crossing the border, has hourly rates posted on the door and ladies hanging out in front is also dependable place.

Now.... Other than the massage parlors, I have never hit these places, it was just what my drinking buddy showed me. Like I said it was about a month and a half or so ago, after Christmas, but before New Years that this guy gave me the grand tour. From what I heard, lately because of politics, Mexicans are less friendly towards Americans crossing over, but above all....cash talks.

Unskinnybop77 · 03-01-2017, 05:23 PM

I feel ya. I am in EP right now but I am just to scared to walk over and see what's what. I know getting there is fine, but getting home.

morbidxrabs · 03-02-2017, 08:51 PM

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I feel ya. I am in EP right now but I am just to scared to walk over and see what's what. I know getting there is fine, but getting home.

What do you mean getting home? Are you afraid the customs officials will somehow find out you went to a massage parlor?

haymitch · 03-03-2017, 10:13 AM

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I feel ya. I am in EP right now but I am just to scared to walk over and see what's what. I know getting there is fine, but getting home.

Getting home is not an issue. If your a US citizen with a passport or border card, getting home is easy. Just walk in, scan your card, the agent matches your card to your face, asks you your purpose for crossing, asks if you have anything to declare, and thats it.

When asked my purpose for crossing over, I tell them anything from "beer & women", "good margaritas", "wandering around" "visiting a friend", whatever. As long as you don't say I went over to buy drugs, you are good.Even if they did somehow find out you were mongering over there, I am not really sure they can do anything anyway. They don't care. Just show your card/passport and all is good.