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Old 02-04-2010, 08:04 PM   #1
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Default First time with a Condom.

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I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so.

I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy.

There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the

counter and she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.'



So she unwrapped the package, took one out and

slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make

sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still

looked confused. So she looked all around the store

to see if it was empty. It was empty.

'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room,

unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked

her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She

asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do

was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.

As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt,

removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time..'

So I did the deed. It was so wonderful, that

unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and

KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you

put that condom on?' she asked.

I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted




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Thats really funny.
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That's pretty good, but unfortunately, and truthfully, missionaries in Africa started teaching the people how to use condoms by putting them on sticks, or broom handles. They were confused when birth rates, STDs and HIV rates didn't decline at all. They asked the people if they were using the condoms. They said yes and showed them the sticks with the condoms on them. Some people just need to be shown EXACTLY what to do as symbolism and subtleties are lost on them.
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