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Old 12-30-2011, 09:57 AM   #1
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Default Advice to an old guy...

Saw this joke on another board. I thought it was too funny to not share. I apologize if it's been on here recently. It's worth another chuckle....




An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing...

He asked the trainer who was near-by, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"



The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."
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Old 12-30-2011, 01:28 PM   #2
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It a funny joke.. an old joke... and a true joke... and worth re-telling!
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Old 12-31-2011, 10:55 AM   #3
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That's what makes a lot of the jokes so funny. It's the shread of truth and actuality that underlies them.
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If you can bench a ATM she will be impressed LOL.
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Old 12-31-2011, 03:55 PM   #5
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I'd definitly be impressed if you benched an ATM lmao =-p

Thanks for the giggle bad =-)
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