DPST Plans for Trump SOTU

[bamscram]

Originally Posted by oeb11

Those two will lower the Collective IQ of the assembly by a factor of 5.788
And the collective IQ of the DPST's in attendance by only 0.007

Try to stay awake during Trump's speech. LOL Hop he dill be able to pronounce all the words the writers put on his prompter .

[Austin Ellen]

He'll do just fine. Those writers are intelligent and know how to spell!

[friendly fred]

Originally Posted by gnadfly

If I were the DNC I'd keep Abrams as far away from the TV Cameras as possible. People just don't like fat, ugly, stupid people.

Fuck no put her on camera - I love ugly Democrats.

[oeb11]

It is said - "All cats are gray in the dark"
Elephants are also gray!!!!

[winn dixie]

Originally Posted by themystic

aw thanks wd. im touched

Did? Did we just have another moment?

[themystic]

Originally Posted by winn dixie

Did? Did we just have another moment?

We did

[dilbert firestorm]

Originally Posted by oeb11

Stacey Abrams - her response to SOTU is to dance to the tune Bugaloo until the floor
gives way beneath her. Fortunately - she lands on her rear end - no injuries .

she gets a fractured tail bone.


that would hurt if she sat down.

[friendly fred]

Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm

she gets a fractured tail bone.


that would hurt if she sat down.

She and Beto should run together as equals to become co-Presidents.

[winn dixie]

lil' un beto is the bottom in that partnership..

[Tiny]

Originally Posted by oeb11

Nancy Pelosi - To the tune- Nobody but Me - the Human Beinz
NO NO NO , NO NO NO NONO NO< NO NO NO NO< NONONONO
Nobody can do the Hypocrisy like I do
Nobody can do Controlling like I do
Nobody can do the Trump Hate like I do
Nobody can do Drunk Ugly like I do…



Chuckie Schumer - Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh!!!!!! I demand a recount and "The Facts" as I want them to be!!!!!



Cory Booker - sets up a sweat Lodge in the House and sings "Kum Ba Ya" - Love Trump!!!!


Elizabeth Warren - Brings Nathan Phillips and bangs the Tom-Tom. Tax the rich - except me.


Kamala Harris - brings Willie Brown and Joins Cory Booker for a threesome in the Lodge
Finds Booker with a Trump impersonator - Her head explodes due to
conflicting DPST directives of Hate Trump and Love Gay!


Adam Schiff - Sings I shall Impeach - to the tune of "I shall Overcome"


AOC - I am here to be inaugurated and sign Bills. Economics - what is that???


Kristen Sienema - Hurry up , Trump, I got table dances to do!


Omar and Tlaib - Bring out prayer rugs and pray for Trump to open new hotels in Gaza
Tell Pelosi and Schumer - We have ovens for You!!!


Beto - It's so unfair i lost . But if you make me President - I might feel better.



Stacey Abrams - her response to SOTU is to dance to the tune Bugaloo until the floor
gives way beneath her. Fortunately - she lands on her rear end - no injuries .
She convinces Pelosi not to honor Trumps's budget request for repairs to the House structure
Until ICE is abolished and Open Borders enacted - She gets cheaper maids and gardeners

Oeb, I note that Sanders is not on your play list. Is this because he's not officially a Democrat? I was talking with a Democrat friend tonight, and while Sanders scares me as much as or more than any of the prominent Democrats, I had to admit he's not a hypocrite. Unlike AOC, who must be dishonest or a complete idiot, Sanders admits that a 70% tax on high earners isn't enough to fund universal health care, and everybody else's taxes will have to go up too. And he admits that the quality of healthcare for many will go down under his plan. You have to give him credit for honesty.

[The_Waco_Kid]

Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm

she gets a fractured tail bone.


that would hurt if she sat down.

uhhhh .... have u seen the pillows in that woman's buttcheeks? with a running start i bet she could butt-bounce 10 feet!


BAAAAAAA

[friendly fred]

Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

uhhhh .... have u seen the pillows in that woman's buttcheeks? with a running start i bet she could butt-bounce 10 feet!


BAAAAAAA

Some guys claim to be attracted by the larger women, but I am not one of them.

I appreciate a girl who eats right and exercises.

[oeb11]

Originally Posted by Tiny

Oeb, I note that Sanders is not on your play list. Is this because he's not officially a Democrat? I was talking with a Democrat friend tonight, and while Sanders scares me as much as or more than any of the prominent Democrats, I had to admit he's not a hypocrite. Unlike AOC, who must be dishonest or a complete idiot, Sanders admits that a 70% tax on high earners isn't enough to fund universal health care, and everybody else's taxes will have to go up too. And he admits that the quality of healthcare for many will go down under his plan. You have to give him credit for honesty.

Thank You Tiny- no specific reason to exclude Bernie- I ran out of inspirations. I appreciate your balanced post - I agree. He does believe in his Socialism. I do not feel he will be a candidate - but would like for him to run and siphon the far-left nut case vote from whoever wins the Dem party nominating blood-bath.
With his inspiration - the DPST's are already raising the Tax net worth plan to equalize everyone in America.

[rexdutchman]

Oeb11 the fucking funny shit right there Sadly true but funny

[bamscram]

Originally Posted by Austin Ellen

He'll do just fine. Those writers are intelligent and know how to spell!

Sure it is his problem reading, and pronouncing what they write.