Do not pick up any girl on the avenue

[Franklin4]

I had a bad, BAD encounter saturday night on Monroe avenue
I let a innocent looking woman into my car to chat. and it turned ugly OMG
I was able to escape,
NEVER AGAIN am I gonna do that
- I learned a Lesson there on Monroe avenue -

[Taskmaster]

Well that little teaser certainly leaves one wanting more.

[JennerJammer]

Originally Posted by Taskmaster

Well that little teaser certainly leaves one wanting more.

Or less. Definitely not just right.

[Ceremony]

Life in danger bad?

[Guest031416-2]

Originally Posted by Franklin4

I had a bad, BAD encounter saturday night on Monroe avenue
I let a innocent looking woman into my car to chat. and it turned ugly OMG
I was able to escape,
NEVER AGAIN am I gonna do that
- I learned a Lesson there on Monroe avenue -

So the moral of the story is to never chat with a woman on Monroe Ave?

[Plastic Man]

Originally Posted by Franklin4

I had a bad, BAD encounter saturday night on Monroe avenue
I let a innocent looking woman into my car to chat. and it turned ugly OMG
I was able to escape,
NEVER AGAIN am I gonna do that
- I learned a Lesson there on Monroe avenue -

still hangin on ...monroe ...in yer cargo ...watchin the world go by

...an ya wondered why the ...smart jimmies ...were givin ya ...shit bout it

...maybe try listinin ta ...based god plastic man ...an stop thinkin with yer ...reptilian ...jimmie stick mind ...an ya be avoidin ...an even funnier ...arrangement

[Guest070916]

Yup!!!
If ya wants some convo, better off chatting with the fillys in PM's stable.....

[HlavinKitheri]

"And a Gun Street Girl was the cause of it all
A Gun Street girl was the cause of it all"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4XZWZ91kfc
Gun Street Girl

Falling James in the Tahoe mud
Stick around to tell us all the tale
He fell in love with a Gun Street girl and
Now he's dancing in the Birmingham jail
Dancing in the Birmingham jail

Took a 100 dollars off a Slaughterhouse Joe
Bought a bran' new Michigan 20 gauge
Got all liquored up on that roadhouse corn,
Blew a hole in the hood of a yellow corvette
Blew a hole in the hood of a yellow corvette
Bought a second hand Nova from a Cuban Chinese
Dyed his hair in the bathroom of a Texaco
With a pawnshop radio, quarter past 4
Well he left Waukegan at the slammin' of the door
He left Waukegan at the slammin' of the door

I said, John, John he's long gone
Gone to Indiana
Ain't never coming home
I said John, John he's long gone
Gone to Indiana
Ain't never coming home

Sitting in a sycamore in St. John's Wood
Soakin' day old bread in kerosene
He was blue as a robin's egg brown as a hog
Stayin' out of circulation till the dogs get tired
Stayin' out of circulation till the dogs get tired

Shadow fixed the toilet with an old trombone
He never got up in the morning on a Saturday
Sittin' by the Erie with a bull whipped dog
Tellin' everyone he saw
They went thatta way
Tellin' everyone he saw
They went thatta way

Now the rain's like gravel on an old tin roof
And the Burlington Northern's pullin' out of the world
With a head full of bourbon and a dream in the straw
And a Gun Street Girl was the cause of it all
A Gun Street girl was the cause of it all

Riding in the shadow by the St. Joe Ridge
He heard the click clack tappin' of a blind man's cane
Pullin' into Baker on a New Year's Eve
With one eye on the pistol and the other on the door
With one eye on the pistol and the other on the door

Miss Charlotte took her satchel down to King Fish Row
And she smuggled in a bran' new pair of alligator shoes
With her fireman's raincoat and her long yellow hair, well
They tied her to a tree with a skinny millionaire
They tied her to a tree with a skinny millionaire

I said, John, John he's long gone
Gone to Indiana
Ain't never coming home
I said John, John he's long gone
Gone to Indiana
Ain't never coming home
Bangin' on a table with an old tin cup
Sing I'll never kiss a Gun Street Girl again
I'll never kiss a Gun Street Girl again

I said, John, John he's long gone
Gone to Indiana
Ain't never coming home
I said John, John he's long gone
Gone to Indiana
Ain't never coming home

[GameChanger]

Sound advice, although I thought you meant Lyell when you said the Ave. I guess it might as well have been. Glad you resolved the situation. It seems like it would be hard to escape some shit going down in your own ride.

[Franklin4]

yeah, it was a eye opening expeirence
I was lucky, god must of been watching over me.

[ben dover]

How about some details?

[Franklin4]

ok, I was sitting in my car watching the Riff Raff on Monroe avenue
looking at the girls walking by, - scouting out new talent -
then this girl bout 24yrs old , asking me for 50cents, I give her a dollar,
she says (can i get in your car) i said ok, - - she wanted the windows rolled up - -
we chatted about y i was on monroe, all this time, she's asking me for money,... I say NO.
well thats when it turned Ugly, she started reaching in my pockets, grabbing anything she could,,, I open the door to get out.... and then she grabs me,, - gimme your money she says.
im hanging out the car door,, she says im going to jail for soliciting a prostitute, she says ill punch you........................... ... I wanted to hurt her... only to get away from this Bitch, but I was on Monroe, in public,,,, she'd scream Rape and OH BOY that would be the end
....after a few min. I was able to pull myself out of the car, and then I was safe, she took off, and I drove Home,,, I was shaking for a hour after I got home
I was lucky, ........ no more trolling the avenue for me

[JONBALLS]

jump right back in Franklin,

just learn from it

their not all like that... just probably a good majority


sometimes youhave to drag them out and far enough away from your car

to race them back... and make it in first

they WILL always try to be clingy.....

it may take two or three trys on distance to drag them in relation to your ride
as some are pretty fast sprinters.....




their pan handlers

you were just parking to get out and enjoy wonderfull Monroe ave when YOU were attacked



that's your story and sticking to it!!!!

tell the cops your a nice guy so wont press charges

[Franklin4]

oh No, - I believe that lucky get away was a sign,
- do not go down that road again - its not worth it........its a Dangerous lifestyle....

[JONBALLS]

ok I hear yah... no shame in that thanks for sharing....