New Rules and our rates have went up!

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by Samcro84

Finally a thread not directly attacking anyone directly.

The ladies I see have none of the issues or bad habits listed above. But, do you really expect the ones that do have those habits change or even read and understand there is a problem?

Maybe the ladies are that way for a reason. The guys don't treat them respectfully.

The responses will be interesting. Hopefully ladies will respond.

Point on #6. Your text did not tell them length of session. So her text was appropriate.

Sam

I'm curious Sam..... Is there anything these whores EVER do wrong in your opinion or is absolutely everything negative about them caused by some guy trying to spend his hard earned money?

[Claire She Blows]

For once, I completely agree with SL. I think he and I could totally collaborate on a handbook for hookers.

[VictoriaLyn]

Im guilty of #9... Sometimes I forget to update all of them... BUT I have always said I expect you to pay the lower rate as you shouldn't be punished by my mistake

[AtxAngela]

Number 8 and 10 are hilarious!!!!! Wow

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by AtxAngela

Number 8 and 10 are hilarious!!!!! Wow

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

For once, I completely agree with SL. I think he and I could totally collaborate on a handbook for hookers.

I would appreciate you treating me like shit. I have no idea how to treat you when your being nice!

[quzi]

fuck me I already loaned... er gifted someone this week.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by quzi

fuck me I already loaned... er gifted someone this week.

I'm sure it will be just fine! You only see classy ladies..... right?

[Still Looking]

Ladies please make a note:

1) If your going to be late more than 15 minutes we will no longer keep our appointments. We will reschedule when you can be on time. We will expect you to discount the session not $50 but $75. After all many of the guys put a lot of work into meeting and it's the very least you can do.
Don't forget the cost of those expensive little blue pills that once used cannot be reused. Please cancel at least 60-90 mins prior to the scheduled appointment.

If something last minute comes up, then refer the client to one of your friends who provides similar services and rates.

2) All NSNC'S you will be given 24 hours to contact the hobbyist to make things right. We will expect not $75 but $100 off the next session or a free session. If you fail to do this you will be listed in the NSNC thread as a provider that wastes hobbyists time.
And, you should be on time for the make-up session, just saying...

3) If we show up at your in call and based on your pics we don't know who you are we will leave and immediately. We will also warn other hobbyists.
SL, don't forget to bring the bathroom scales.

4) We will no longer loan money, do favors or bring you smiles, covers or energy drinks. Have your shit wired tight or we will cancel and reschedule with a reputable provider that does.

5) You may not want to talk on the phone. Understood. You are to cheap to get a hobby phone. That's fine but we now have a limit of 15 texts. Yes 15. When we say where and when give time, address, name of hotel or motel. That shouldn't take 15 texts. The days of 50-100 text and you can't get a time or location are over.

6) If we text you asking the following:

Where?
When?
Address and name of a Hotel?
Confirm rates?

Don't respond by texting... Hey baby how much time do you want?

At this point we know your an idiot or a pimp. We will go elsewhere.
We expect the needed info be provided, along with confirmation of the amount of time and rate clearly stated. If we show up and standard GFE activities are now up-charges, we walk.


7) if you talk or text in the third person please don't deny your an agency or pimp. Get your shit together. If you don't we will not schedule.

8) If the circus is in town (your on your period) please tell us up front. Let us decide if we just want a bbbj or to schedule for a later date. Shoving tons of sponges up your hole doesn't cut it nor does a diaphragm. If you start during the session you will be expected to make up session the session.

9) If you gave one rate on P411, one on Eccie AD and yet another in your show case hobbyists will pay the least amount.
Yep, for some of you newer providers, we also check BP and expect least amount.

10) We understand providers are YMMV. But if you have pics and video with guys blowing a load in your mouth or taking it up the tail pipe, please let us know up front if you no longer offer those items. Didn't you get the mono won't cut it any more!

You have rules and hobbyist should respect those rules. We have rules as well. If you don't like it don't schedule us. We'll do the same! Act professional we'll treat you that way.
In addition to posting a NCNS listing, we may make posts to Coed, and comment on IP Reviews; along with notifications to other boards.

Please make a note to self....

[Still Looking]

New Rules...


Ladies please make a note:

1) If your going to be late more than 15 minutes we will no longer keep our appointments. We will reschedule when you can be on time. We will expect you to discount the session not $50 but $75. After all many of the guys put a lot of work into meeting and it's the very least you can do.
Don't forget the cost of those expensive little blue pills that once used cannot be reused. Please cancel at least 60-90 mins prior to the scheduled appointment.

If something last minute comes up, then refer the client to one of your friends who provides similar services and rates.

2) All NSNC'S you will be given 24 hours to contact the hobbyist to make things right. We will expect not $75 but $100 off the next session or a free session. If you fail to do this you will be listed in the NSNC thread as a provider that wastes hobbyists time.
And, you should be on time for the make-up session, just saying...

3) If we show up at your in call and based on your pics we don't know who you are we will leave and immediately. We will also warn other hobbyists.
SL, don't forget to bring the bathroom scales.

4) We will no longer loan money, do favors or bring you smiles, covers or energy drinks. Have your shit wired tight or we will cancel and reschedule with a reputable provider that does.

5) You may not want to talk on the phone. Understood. You are to cheap to get a hobby phone. That's fine but we now have a limit of 15 texts. Yes 15. When we say where and when give time, address, name of hotel or motel. That shouldn't take 15 texts. The days of 50-100 text and you can't get a time or location are over.

6) If we text you asking the following:

Where?
When?
Address and name of a Hotel?
Confirm rates?

Don't respond by texting... Hey baby how much time do you want?

At this point we know your an idiot or a pimp. We will go elsewhere.
We expect the needed info be provided, along with confirmation of the amount of time and rate clearly stated. If we show up and standard GFE activities are now up-charges, we walk.


7) if you talk or text in the third person please don't deny your an agency or pimp. Get your shit together. If you don't we will not schedule.

8) If the circus is in town (your on your period) please tell us up front. Let us decide if we just want a bbbj or to schedule for a later date. Shoving tons of sponges up your hole doesn't cut it nor does a diaphragm. If you start during the session you will be expected to make up session the session.

9) If you gave one rate on P411, one on Eccie AD and yet another in your show case hobbyists will pay the least amount.
Yep, for some of you newer providers, we also check BP and expect least amount.

10) We understand providers are YMMV. But if you have pics and video with guys blowing a load in your mouth or taking it up the tail pipe, please let us know up front if you no longer offer those items. Didn't you get the mono won't cut it any more!

You have rules and hobbyist should respect those rules. We have rules as well. If you don't like it don't schedule us. We'll do the same! Act professional we'll treat you that way.
In addition to posting a NCNS listing, we may make posts to Coed, and comment on IP Reviews; along with notifications to other boards.

Please make a note to self....