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This is NOT a complete list by any stretch, but is intended to be a good starting point for ladies and gents new to the hobby. Urban dictionary and Google are your friends.
Several people have asked me for one over the years and I compiled this abbreviated list as a starter. IMO, this is pretty much a great starting point for all members and covers over 90% of the situations.
Feel free to ad or comment as you wish.
AMP: An Asian Massage Parlor. Generally, a massage parlor run by a mamasan where a gent may get an FBSM followed by a happy ending (L1, L2 or L3 finish)
ACG or Asian Cowgirl: Sex position with the girl on top, facing the gent, squatting (not kneeling).
ATF: All Time Favorite
ATM: Sex act in which the man’s penis it transferred directly from the ass to the mouth
Bait and Switch: The provider you see is different from the one advertised.
BB or Bareback: Sex act without a condom.
BBBJ: Bare Back Blow Job (oral sex without condom)
BBBJTC: Bare Back Blow Job to Completion (oral sex without condom to orgasm)
BBBJTCWS: Bare Back Blow Job to Completion with Swallowing
BBFS: Bare Back Full Service (sex without a condom)
BBW: Big Beautiful Woman
BCD: Behind Closed Doors (usually refers to the sex acts conducted behind closed doors)
BDSM: Bondage Discipline Sadism Masochism
Beret: A condom
BF: Boy Friend
Birdwatching: BBBJTCWS (“Swallows”)
BLS: Ball Licking and Sucking
Cash and Dash: The lady grabs the donation and runs out the door w/o providing any service
CBJ: Covered Blow Job (oral sex with a condom)
CFS: Covered Full Service (sexual intercourse with condom)
CIM: Cum in Mouth
Civilian: A woman who makes herself available for sexual encounters, but not for pay.
Clockwatcher: A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over.
Carpet Matches Drapes also Matching Collar and Cuffs: Pubic hair color matches head hair (often referencing “natural” blondes or redheads)
COB: Cum on Breast/Cum on Body
COF: Cum on Face
Completion: Orgasm
Cover: Condom
Covered: Refers to the use of a condom or dental dam to avoid fluid exchange
CG or Cowgirl: Sex position with girl on top of man facing him.
Cups also Cups of Coffee/Tea also Bells: Orgasms or Releases – these terms are not used in Texas but are common in other parts of the country.
Date: A session with a provider, also a hobbyist (a man who patronizes providers)
DATO: Dining at the “O”, Anilingus - oral stimulation of the anus
DATY: Dining at the “Y”, Cunnilingus – oral stimulation of the vaginal area
DDF: Drug and Disease Free
DT: Deep Throat, Fellatio where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed".
DFK: Deep French Kissing
Donation: “Payment” to a provider (Paying for sex is a crime in most places, so the payment is labeled “donation”)
Doubles: A threesome, normally two providers and a hobbyist
DP: Double Penetration, two penises in one lady at the same time
DS: Doggy Style: Sex position with lady on her hands and knees and man behind
DSL: Dick Sucking Lips
LE: Law Enforcement
Facial or Face painting: Man ejaculates on woman's face.
FBSM: Full Body Sensual Massage. A massage normally with “optional draping” (nude) for the client that includes a level of sexual contact. Dressing of the provider varies, as does the level of sexual contact. See L1, L2, L3 and NE and SE.
FIV: Finger In Vagina
FK: French Kissing- open mouth kissing with tongue contact
French Without: Oral sex without a condom
FS: Full Service (provider offers sexual intercourse)
GF: Girl Friend
GFE: Girl Friend Experience (exactly what this means is very dependent on the context – for example GFE is poorly defined on sites such as BackPage, etc. On ECCIE, MOST would agree, it means the inclusion of BBBJ, DATY, LFK/DFK, MSOG, MPCFS services on the menu.
Glove: Condom
Golden Shower: Urine play/ urination on a partner.
Greek: Anal sex
Hardwood Floors: A woman’s personal grooming is bare or clean shaven.
Hat: Condom
HWP: Height and Weight Proportionate
IMHO: In My Humble Opinion
Incall: The client meets the provider at her place
Independent or Indie: An escort who does not work for an agency or a pimp.
ISO: In Search Of – someone is seeking info or availability on the subject
Jack Shack: Traditionally, a modeling/lingerie studio that is “self service”. Man ejaculates himself. In some cases the lady may provide the HJ, but that is the only sexual service offered
Landing Strip: Pubic hair style. Not shaved bare and not full, pubic hair shaping resembling a vertical rectangle
LE: Law Enforcement
LEO: Law Enforcement Officer
LFK: Light Face Kissing
LK: Light Kissing (closed mouth)
LMP: Licensed Massage Practitioner (a “legitimate” massage therapist. It is illegal in Texas for an LMP to offer/provide sexual contact or services)
Lot Lizards: Providers who operate from truck stops / rest stops
LT: Long Time (a date is available for more than 3 or 4 hour sessions – often overnight or over a weekend)
L1, L2, L3: Terms used with and FBSM to describe the “finish”. L1 = Handjob, L2 = blowjob, L3 = full service/intercourse
LTR: Long Term Relationship. Often describes a sugar baby situation is available
Mileage: A subjective term that describes monetary “value” of the sessions for a particular provider. “Good mileage” generally means the time/services/value/quality provided is better than average. “Poor mileage” means those provided are priced higher than average.
MILF: Mom I'd Like to Fuck. Generally used in reference to a hot lady in her late 30’s or 40s
Mish: The Missionary position. Man on top during intercourse
MM or Man Mades: Refer to breast implants
MMF, MFM, MFF Threesome designations. M= Male, F= Female
Monger: A man who frequents providers
MSOG: Multiple Shots on Goal, a lady offers multiple orgasms during the designated session time.
Multiple Pops: Same as MSOG
NCNS: No call, no show. When the lady or gent does not show for a scheduled appointment nor makes a notice prior to the scheduled appointment about a delay or rescheduling needed.
NE and SE: Used primarily with FBSM or AMP services. NE = northern exposure/exploration (i.e. topless or breast play) SE = southern exposure/exploration (i.e. bottomless or touching in the vaginal area
Newbie: A novice (hobbyist or provider). Someone “new” to the hobby
NQBS: Non-quitter, but spitter. BBBJTC and spits the ejaculate.
NQNS: Non-quitter, non-spitter. BBBJTC and swallows the ejaculate.
NSA: No Strings Attached. Normally a sexual encounter for which no money or relationship commitment is expected.
OTC: Off-the-clock. Activities that may occur between a provider and client for which there is no fee. As an example, “We had dinner OTC, followed by a 2 hours session BCD)
Outcall: The provider goes to the client
OWO: Oral Without – refers to BBBJ, oral sex without a condom
P4P or Pay for Play: Paying for sexual services.
Party Hat: Condom
PIV: Penis in Vagina
Pops: Orgasm
PSE: Porn Star Experience. As with GFE, a subjective term. Generally means the additional services of “fetishes” and/or greek are offered.
Raincoat: A condom
RCG or Reverse Cowgirl Girl: Sex act with provider on top, facing away, squatting –not kneeling.
Rimming: Analingus
Russian: Sexual acts with penis between a woman’s breast
SC: Strip Club
Session: Paid time spent with a provider.
SO: Significant Other (husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc.)
Spinner: A body type of a woman. A very petite, short and thin young lady.
Squirter: A female provider who ejaculates
Squirting: Female ejaculation
TGTBT: Too Good To Be True. As an example, a woman on backpage has pictures that look like a playboy model, the gents would say, “she looks TBTBT”
TOFTT: Take/Took One For The Team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. "Even though she looked TBTBT, I decided to TOFTT. Here is my sad experience..."
TS: Transexual
TCB: Taking Care of Business. This refers to the provider’s activities prior to the appointment with the client in terms of handling communications and instructions.
TUHA: Tongue Up Her Ass
TUMA: Tongue Up My Ass
Two Call System: Describes the method of getting to the exact address of an incall. First call may get you to a general location or a specific building. Second call from that point, gets you to the exact location or room number.
Uncovered: Without a condom.
UTR: Under The Radar. Subjectively used to describe level of advertising or general awareness. A lady who does not run ads, but relies on repeat clients and discreet word of mouth would be described as UTR.
Water Sports: Urination play.
With and Without: With and without a condom
WK or White Knight: A poster who is perceived as “coming to the rescue” or a provider "in distress" (one who has been poorly reviewed or negatively commented upon). A pejorative term.
WTF: What the Fuck?
YMMV: Your Mileage May Vary (you may get different results that I did)
I hope you find this helpful.
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