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Old 04-07-2012, 02:59 PM   #1
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The hotel you are checking out of -- checkout is noon.

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Old 04-07-2012, 03:00 PM   #2
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Old 04-07-2012, 03:31 PM   #3
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The hotel shampoo... is your brand.
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Old 04-10-2012, 12:28 AM   #4
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Unexpected room upgrade

No neighbors adjoining
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Old 04-10-2012, 11:42 AM   #5
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Unexpected room upgrade

No neighbors adjoining
exactly!!

your room is right next to the elevator.. and the elevator opens right next to an exit in the lobby.
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Old 04-10-2012, 12:37 PM   #6
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Someone is spending way too much time in hotels! LOL!
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Old 04-11-2012, 05:10 AM   #8
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The young, busty receptionist asks if she should stop by your room after her shift ends to see if you need anything.
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Old 04-11-2012, 03:12 PM   #9
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The young, busty receptionist asks if she should stop by your room after her shift ends to see if you need anything.
The young, busty, horny maid tells you that you should stay in the room while she "makes the bed".
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Old 04-11-2012, 03:38 PM   #10
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The young, busty, horny maid tells you that you should stay in the room while she "makes the bed".
Or she offers to "help things out" while you are enjoying the company of a lovely lady (been there, done that!)
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Old 04-12-2012, 11:24 AM   #11
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THE SHOWER IS HUGE AND HAS 2 HEADS (THAT BOTH WORK)... THE STAFF FORGETS TO BILL YOU FOR THE OPEN BOTTLES OF WINE YOU USED FROM THE FRIDGE.. AT CHECK OUT, THE NEW GIRL AT THE DESK REFUNDS YOU YOUR FULL CASH DEPOSIT OFF $500... BUT YOUR A VIP, SO YOU DIDNT GIVE THEM ONE A CHECK IT.. LOL ((HAPPEN TO ME IN HOUSTON))
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Old 04-15-2012, 05:46 PM   #12
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One of your ATF's is unexpectedly going to be in town the same day you are, and staying at the same hotel two floors down, and bringing her girlfriend!

(gonna happen this week,)
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Old 04-28-2012, 02:50 PM   #13
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The young, busty receptionist asks if she should stop by your room after her shift ends to see if you need anything.
Unfortunately when this happened to me, I was so zoned out by being in a class all day that I didn't catch it until I was up in my room and ready to go out to dinner. Sigh.
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