So wide open pussy shots are now allowed?

[Monkeypaw]

Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Fuck just 3 nights ago.

That's all that needs to be said... No Saints from Sinners required. BTW I found a pretty good pick up spot to get laid. The Houston Area Women's Center. Not where the process them for intake off Waugh, but where they house and shelter them...off Holly Hall... I just troll around the big gates and pick em up like Easter eggs....WHAT? How did Monkeypaw ever find out their location? It's supposed to be a secret shelter.. AHHHHH, It's because he is Monkeypaw, didn't you know?

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

It's funny you should say that to me. I have been teaching a ½ house class for women for over a year now … 6 hours a week.

I donate my old clothes, my money, my time. I take pregnant disadvantaged youth to there doctor appointments, I donate to the church faithfully, I do a toy drive at Christmas and ask clients to bring a toy for a $40 dollar discount … Last year I had a trunk full of toys and $500 dollars.

Fuck just 3 nights ago I bought one of those pre-cooked chickens from Randall’s and only ate a small fraction of it so I chopped it up, made chicken salad sandwiches and gave them out w/ chips and a bottle of water to some of the homeless in my area.

I’ll be the first to tell you I am beyond blessed. I have an abundance of everything. God has been good to me and I pay it forward many times a day. I enjoy helping those in need. And one of the things I love about providing is that it is so low volume it affords me the opportunity to give my time to help others.

Wow that's awesome. And I just thought you spent every single waking second of your life posting on hooker boards.

[Big Juan]

Originally Posted by Monkeypaw

My gosh you r still thinking... why do you type so much to get your point across? You really need access to the story to make yourself not look stupid... mom is on heroin and trailer trash...dad is in prison... and she's LEGAL! So the only Amber Alert is in your freaking head! LOL... actually this type of conversation is turning me on... so the more you RESPOND, the freakier and nastier I get with these girls... Go ahead keep typing away...

This is like .......Monkey SAW 1

"The more they spit estrogen at the Monkey the more the Paw violated them"

[Monkeypaw]

Originally Posted by China Doll

In any case, I'll be the positive one here and voice my elation! I am so happy that I've mostly dealt with gentlemen of the highest calibur. Then again, what do I know? My future doctoral degree and high IQ aside, the thing I'm best at is spreading these legs.

THANK YOU!!!! That really was the best response to me all night and EVER by any provider. SERIOUSLY.. If you were in town, I'd book an appointment just to have dinner. FOR REAL!

[London Rayne]

Good lord loser, if you can't at least pretend to type at a 2nd grade level, just have someone else do it.

Oh I'm sorry..you said something? Oh that was a mosquito buzzing outside lmao.

Golden Pussy eh? Glad you think so lol, because I was so trying to sell my intellect. Just because you can't AFFORD it, does not mean other guys can't...try the IHOP.

[China Doll]

Originally Posted by Monkeypaw

THANK YOU!!!! That really was the best response to me all night and EVER by any provider. SERIOUSLY.. If you were in town, I'd book an appointment just to have dinner. FOR REAL!

Right...

I don't think I'd take you up on the offer, though. I never much cared for fast food.

[Big Juan]

Originally Posted by London Rayne

Good lord loser, if you can't at least pretend to type at a 2nd grade level, just have someone else do it.

Oh I'm sorry..you said something? Oh that was a mosquito buzzing outside lmao.

Golden Pussy eh? Glad you think so lol, because I was so trying to sell my intellect. Just because you can't AFFORD it, does not mean other guys can't...try the IHOP.

That's some of the funniest shit I've heard all DAY!! You sure got me there!!

[Monkeypaw]

Originally Posted by China Doll

Right...

I don't think I'd take you up on the offer, though. I never much cared for fast food.

Hey they wanted tacos... not me... I don't think they would know a Kobe beef steak from a hamburger, but whatever... It's weird, I have no qualified REVIEWS ever and no-one ever says my stories are QUACKs... I'm wondering will a eccie provider ever give me a chance to be their white knight?

[caramelqtee mila]

Monkeyballs you are a loser a disgrace and a poor excuse for a man period. You obiously cant cut it with a women with some dignity so you TROLL for broken,downtrodden,women who are at a low. You are pathetic and you losers who are high fiving made a whole bunch of DNS list,not that you care maybe you too can troll the streets for runaways and homeless women. No need to hobby anymore eh thank GOD my main source of business is not here!!!!!

[SAMURAI7ASSASSIN]

Originally Posted by London Rayne

Can't be as bad as "Two girls one cup" lol.

[anova444]

I hope this thread has enlightened just one impressionable lady and/or male. That's my whole purpose.

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by caramelqtee mila

You obiously cant cut it with a women with some dignity so you TROLL for broken,downtrodden,women who are at a low.

No different from banging eccie hookers.

I'd much rather bang some 18 year old hotties who've banged maybe 15-20 guys in their life time as opposed to banging a career hooker who bangs 15-20 guys a week.

Originally Posted by caramelqtee mila

thank GOD my main source of business is not here!!!!!

Oh yea? Then where does your main source of business come from? Business is business. Money is money. If you're not providing for the money then why are you providing?

Are your clients who come from places other than here paying you for your thoughts and opinions? I highly doubt it.

[anova444]

Originally Posted by Tony Montana

No different from banging eccie hookers.

I'd much rather bang some 18 year old hotties who've banged maybe 15-20 guys in their life time as opposed to banging a career hooker who bangs 15-20 guys a week.




Oh yea? Then where does your main source of business come from? Business is business. Money is money. If you're not providing for the money then why are you providing?

Are your clients who come from places other than here paying you for your thoughts and opinions? I highly doubt it.

Please be accurate. You don't bang eccie ladies, you bang unaware, unsuspecting females that have no idea about eccie.

[Powerdrive]

I'm not taking anysides or anything on this.... but here is a note. Humans always have a choice, kinda like voting for the president. You pick the lesser of two evils. And judging by the wide ass smile the one girl had on her face in the shower naked, I think everyone is having a good time. Everything here is fiction right?

[caramelqtee mila]

Anova I love you baby and you keep doing you.