Newbie behavior rules

[Pokey1965]

Originally Posted by SweetDulce

Here r some tips:
- do not have a bowel movement anytime during the session, ... just because u finished and still have 10 minutes left over doesnt mean u should decide to take a dump and continue conversing while dropping the bricks.

- asking if the Provider's Mom is a hott MILF while she is still wiping ur cum from her titties is not cool.

-take her flowers, just make sure they are mot dead flowers.

-Do not sit on her couch naked after she massaged ur prostate.

- if u fart, dont try to blame her cat.

- The Provider WILL notice u are wearing a topé.

- either shave, or dont, both are fine, but cactus balls are not.

- if u puke, just end the session and dont expect a refund.

- Cowboys are hott, Cowboys with horse shit on their boots are not.

Damn, I hope that didn't all happen in the same session. Regardless, those are good tips and I'll make sure to take your advice. One question though, who exactly should I blame for the fart?

[Jannisary]

A few ideas.

First find providers that you are interested in and really feel the urge to meet. Do some research on them, don't just go by their pictures. Look at their reviews, their board posts, and carefully read their advertisements and websites. While you are looking for interesting providers make sure to pay attention to their screening requirements. If they have a website, most will list their required information on it. If they are a heavy screener its often mentioned in the reviews. Spend a little money on your research and pay for premium membership here and TER so you are able to read the full reviews.

Second, take some time and think about what you are comfortable with as far as screening. Then match that up with the screening requirements of the ladies you are interested in meeting. There is no use contacting a provider who is going to want more screening information than you are willing to give. It just wastes both of your times and could get you on a "blacklist" somewhere for being uncooperative with her screening or a labeled as a timewaster.

[5T3V3]

Personally I like to ask for a sample blow job before I commit ... If you get one ... She is a keeper

[Guest110516]

Originally Posted by Pokey1965

What suggestions would you give a newbie looking for his first appointment? I'm talking about the entire process from first contact to an unexplained smile at the dinner table that evening. This is mostly for the ladies, but the gents may have their own take on this too. Potential sticky thread starts now:

You know about sticky threads. You're ahead of the game. If you've actually read them, you are WAY ahead of the game.

Originally Posted by SweetDulce

Riiight!!!
I havent met a photogenic penis yet.

Sounds like a challenge.

[Gotyour6]

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

...and don't send dick pics.

That damn pyramider! Lol

I want to send a dick pic.
It is taking a lot to hold me back...

[Pokey1965]

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

...and don't send dick pics.

No danger of this. I don't have a macro lens.

[straightshooter30]

Originally Posted by SweetDulce

- Cowboys are hott, Cowboys with horse shit on their boots are not.

How else do you prove you're a real cowboy?!

[Pokey1965]

This one is for Sunshine. Don't be too eager and text the provider like she's your girlfriend or you'll come across as a stalker. The GFE starts and ends only for the time shared together.

[Old-T]

Originally Posted by Pokey1965

This one is for Sunshine. Don't be too eager and text the provider like she's your girlfriend or you'll come across as a stalker. The GFE starts and ends only for the time shared together.

HOWEVER, do write to her like a real person (and not the person who takes your order at a drive through). Be polite. Do not be afraid to let her know a little about you as a person--some will tell you it is unnecessary information, but I have found that it is not. We are not talking pages of info, but a couple paragraphs about the PERSON you are asking her to spend time with. The longer the appointment, the more this is worth doing.

Also it helps to briefly let her know WHY HER. What was it that made her stand out as the one you are trying to see.

Lastly, she is a lady, and a little bit of honest flattery doesn't hurt.

[PsychedelicMut]

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Originally Posted by SweetDulce

Riiight!!!
I havent met a photogenic penis yet.

I have never seen a kitty in person that would NOT have been photogenic, but I've never taken a pic of any that I've been with.

Every kitty that I have seen a pic of has been photogenic.

I love clit pics.

I can't remember whether it's already been said, but don't ask for pics. What's available is what you get unless she offers.

[SweetDulce]

Originally Posted by straightshooter30

How else do you prove you're a real cowboy?!

Lasso me up & tease me with your spurs.

[Annie Calhoun]

Originally Posted by SweetDulce

- if u puke, just end the session and dont expect a refund.

...I really need to hear that story.

[joesmo888]

don't be creepy and pushy.. providers view that as red flags ... if you don't get a response learn to move on to the next person, she isn't interested or she is busy.

[A1AsianLovin]

Lmaooo!!!!

-Dont negotiate on what's hers plus lowball by giving a really low price....after she says "no" Dont even try to say you actually have her full amount.

-Don't ask to barter unless your trying to give a 2015 and up car (unrealistic?) Then Dont ask this unrealistic question for your first appt!!!! I wouldnt suggest until probably after a few sessions until you get to know her... (I personally wouldnt take any barters)

-last but not least tipping first willllll always make her feel at ease, ...tipping is your fucken key ,,, #yourwelcome

Originally Posted by SweetDulce

Here r some tips:
- do not have a bowel movement anytime during the session, ... just because u finished and still have 10 minutes left over doesnt mean u should decide to take a dump and continue conversing while dropping the bricks.

- asking if the Provider's Mom is a hott MILF while she is still wiping ur cum from her titties is not cool.

-take her flowers, just make sure they are mot dead flowers.

-Do not sit on her couch naked after she massaged ur prostate.

- if u fart, dont try to blame her cat.

- The Provider WILL notice u are wearing a topé.

- either shave, or dont, both are fine, but cactus balls are not.

- if u puke, just end the session and dont expect a refund.

- Cowboys are hott, Cowboys with horse shit on their boots are not.

[stephania ricci]

Originally Posted by Pokey1965

What suggestions would you give a newbie looking for his first appointment? I'm talking about the entire process from first contact to an unexplained smile at the dinner table that evening. This is mostly for the ladies, but the gents may have their own take on this too. Potential sticky thread starts now:

The first thing is I would definitely not talk about sex or money in any email, text or phone call. I see alot of newbies make this mistake and most escorts will immediately end the conversation with you with any mention of this deadly duo. Their biggest fear is you could be a cop so mentioning this is a big no no as it could scare them off. Make sure you always know what an escorts donation rates are so you don't need to ask them in an email

Also, I wrote a blog post to help newbies (hobbyists not providers) out in this business so please check it out http://stephaniaricci.com/blog/wheth...-can-help-you/

I would also read an escorts website, blogs, twitter feed, reviews and really get to know them to make sure you are connecting with the right lady. So many guys just look at the pretty pictures but if you read their blogs, reviews and other things you may find out that she is not the right lady for you. I mean what if you love greek but she is not into that? (I love greek btw lol) So by reading things you find out if you are a good match or not. Like for instance I am also a personal trainer and so I get a lot of clients who also work out and are into health and fitness like I am and so we have a lot of interesting chats about that over dinners and sometimes even work out together.

If you love to watch porn or read erotica (like I do)or are into certain hobbies and you find out that she is also into that it would make for a better connection to have things in common

Last but not least, be sure to always go with your gut feeling in picking someone and Don't let your dick do the thinking if you know what I mean lol.