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Old 02-05-2010, 07:03 PM   #1
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Default Why she changed hotels

Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm

Beach and was a bit lonely. I thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in

phone books for escorts and sensual massages."



I looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy

calling himself Tender Tony -a very handsome man with assorted physica

skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the

right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six

pack abs and I felt quite certain I could bounce a quarter off his

well-oiled butt..... you get the picture. I figured, what the

heck, I'll give him a call.



"Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . . Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!

Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in, "Hi,

I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room and give

me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone

and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I

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you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night -tie

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He says, "Oh my God... that sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need

to press 9 for an outside line."
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Old 02-05-2010, 10:25 PM   #2
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ha ha ha ha thats funny
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