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Old 07-07-2010, 11:50 AM   #1
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Default Weight loss

Jason calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program..

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair
of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, Jason takes off after her. A few miles later
huffing and puffing, he finally gives up..

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same the thing

happens.

On the fifth day, Jason weighs himself and is delighted to find he has
lost 10 lbs. as promised!

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.. She is
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.

Well, Jason is out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in
excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next
four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better
and better shape.


Much to his delight on the fifth day when Jason weighs himself, he
discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go
for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program

'Are you sure?' asks the representative on ! the phone... 'This is our
most rigorous program.'

'Absolutely,' Jason replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink
running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you,
you're mine.'

Jason lost 63 pounds that week.
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Old 07-08-2010, 10:52 AM   #2
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LMAO hahah good stuff
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Old 07-08-2010, 09:23 PM   #3
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lol. this is hilarious!
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