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Old 10-24-2011, 04:06 PM   #1
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Default Cigarettes and Tampons

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles..

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"

He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she...
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Old 10-24-2011, 04:42 PM   #2
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lmao goose ! funny !


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Old 10-24-2011, 05:46 PM   #3
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lmao goose ! funny !



Now that's funny.. I bet they would too..!
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Old 10-24-2011, 06:18 PM   #4
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What a considerate husband.
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