quotes and such

[Ms.Lady Y]

Whats your favorite quotes?

People who spread rumors are like walking infections. The lying words from their mouths spread like disease from person to person. The only way to stop the disease is to keep your mouth shut. JOYCE HANSEN


You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.
Zig Ziglar


"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."- Sharon Stone

"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."
- Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)

[DallasRain]

great post

I like...


Com'mit the oldest sins in the newest ways

those easily offended should be offended 'more often

the path to paradise begins in hell

[Guest031215-2]

It is better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. - attributed to several people including Benjamin Franklin.

Lead, follow, or get out of the way. - Ted Turner

Lighten up, Francis. - Warren Oates as Sgt. Hulka in Stripes

[Guest022718]

If always liked quotes from Heinlein's book Time Enough For Love when it comes to women:

"Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman’s breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy."

"Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. "

And, of course, the very best providers have learned the following:

"A man does not insist on physical beauty in a woman who builds up his morale. After a while he realizes that she is beautiful--he just hadn’t noticed it at first. "


However, my most favorite and true quote:


"There's only two things in this world that I'm scared of.......and BOTH of 'em's a good woman."

Buck Wyatt to Roy Whitman in the 1951 film Westward the Women

[Ms.Lady Y]

“Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?" Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... "
Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"
Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!" Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price”
― Winston S. Churchill

[Ms.Lady Y]

“To the moralist prostitution does not consist so much in the fact that the woman sells her body, but rather that she sells it out of wedlock.”
― Emma Goldman

[Marcus Aurelius]

Originally Posted by hydra90210

Lead, follow, or get out of the way. - Ted Turner

That would be General George S. Patton.

[Marcus Aurelius]

“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”


― Mark Twain

[Marcus Aurelius]

"Our life is what our thoughts make it."
Marcus Aurelius

[Guest022718]

More Churchill.....vis-à-vis situational ethics:

"If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons."

[Marcus Aurelius]

Buckaroo Banzai in Ice Pirates;
"No matter where you go, there you are."

[Ms.Lady Y]

“You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

[Guest040816-1]

"This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion." Bill Murray as Carl Spackler, Caddyshack

"Wait up, girls; I got a salami I gotta hide still." ibid.

"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." ibid.

[Guest031215-2]

Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius

That would be General George S. Patton.

I stand corrected...which is what a trip to the chiropractor will do. Thank you for the clarification.

[Ms.Lady Y]

“Hear my soul speak. Of the very instant that I saw you, Did my heart fly at your service” Shakespeare,The Tempest