So it's come to this...

[bhampro24]

Lacey's certainly got some opinions about me... I figured she deserved a fair opportunity to share those opinions, plus im bored at work, so I think it's only fair that I challenge Lacey and all the rest of you to a rap battle. Only responses that attempt to rhyme will be responded to

Anyone seen Ms. Lacey?
I'm here for the BSC
Now let's get cheek to cheek
for the Reverse R-C-G
But don't worry girl

You won't fall, I got my back saddled
On the mic I got my crap handled
In this rap battle
First verse and Lacey got her trap rattled

You winnin this battle, I aint havin that
Only game you could beat me in is "grab a cat"
Aw look, that one needs a new habitat
How sad is that?
Tell the other kittens to make room in the back

You're numb if you aint feelin this shit i spew
Someone else jump on the mic and spit a few

[Lacey Companion]

U wanna dis
I got this

[Lacey Companion]

So ya tell us that ya really wanna play
That ya have had more than one ECCIE lay
yet ur only review is of a girl that is new
who really just don't know what to say

So grab that Mic baby and give us that rhyme
we are so glad that you got the time
We've experienced the past
let's see if ya last
Cause Lacey got ur ass
On volume full blast
And ain't worried bout committin no crime

Opportunity, stoppurtunity
bat shit crazy
can't get lazy
cause LE wanna take our very last dime!

PEACE!

U BEEN SERVED!

[drsmooth1]

I bet that shit is sick with a beat!! Oh well.

[Lacey Companion]

C'mon now doc, let us see ya rock
Ya Know ya got dat motion
don't even need da lotion
We know those lips don't lock
Whilst u hold ur cock
Throw down
It's a show down
same shit different sock

KISS!

Sock being thread... just to clarify.

[bhampro24]

damn, this chicks got a way with words
But she's cray, fer sure
Thought i was startin a petty fight
Then got slayed by a fkn rappin Betty White

Right now I gotta go
There's no need to worry tho
The next time that work is slow
I'll jump in and work that ho

[Lacey Companion]

Now Lacey rather lay in sun
And is all about havin some fun
but here come da moon
gonna learn soon
that Lacey just ain't the one.

Get laid
Get played
Jail stay
Record say
Go broke
can't smoke
gotsta time but it ain't mine
Just wanna warn everyone!

[letsgetreal]

His screen name is Bham pro
Needs to rap less and spend
More time talkn about the hoes

One review to his name
Sad he ain't got no game

He can't even pay to get dates
Stays at home and masterbates

Low on cash
Can't buy ass
When he cums it's always too fast

I'm a white M.C.
You don't know me
But your rap is crap
And you need to know that

So please shut the fuck up
Unless you talking about hoes
And be sure to tell us something
We don't already know

[Lacey Companion]

Hey there Whitey, that's pretty good
but let's not be misunderstood
you and I have never met
so let's get that record set
I hear what cha say
yes I do
but when it comes to me
I don't know u
Now I don't care if ya take me serious
can write me off as being delirious
But u glimmer on he's no lover
time will tell
He is undercover

[letsgetreal]

I don't like the undercovers
Fucks up the fun for the others

I'm just here wantin a fuk
Or any thing I get for my buck

You don't know me but that can change
I'm definitely in your traveling range
Just get in your car and head a lil south
Be sure to let me finish in your mouth

[Lacey Companion]

Gotta admit u give me the giggles
keep that up and I'll get the wiggles!

KISS!

[letsgetreal]

Originally Posted by Lacey Companion

Gotta admit u give me the giggles
keep that up and I'll get the wiggles!

KISS!

I wanna see it wiggle!

[Lacey Companion]

It does wiggle this true
but I know what u wanna do
the story goes make it pop
u on bottom me on top
See it? WTF
Gotta lick it while I suck
i'll snap that thing w my pussy
make u scream like a wussy
those who know me
know this well
those who don't
ring my bell...

[bhampro24]

Damn, this escalated quickly lol

[Lacey Companion]

Hey there Darlin
nothing left to say
U no longer wanna play
brain cramp, lips sprung
let me guess
MY GOT UR TONGUE!