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Old 11-04-2011, 02:27 AM   #31
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I'm the same way mate. I'm a dude that uses baby powder because I don't want sweat in weird places. I get disgusted fast when my women are dirtier than me. D:
Balls covered in baby powder is NOT clean. It is just as nasty as if you were covered in dick cheese.
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Old 11-04-2011, 02:54 AM   #32
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Balls covered in baby powder is NOT clean. It is just as nasty as if you were covered in dick cheese.
Now thats funny! LOL
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Old 11-04-2011, 04:56 AM   #33
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Balls covered in baby powder is NOT clean. It is just as nasty as if you were covered in dick cheese.
Oh don't forget the ass smell (cuz warm water across the cheeks is fine, no need for soap in the crack), sweaty balls, stale urine (have you peed ONE time since you showered? you have pee in your hair and it stinks) baby powder and a couple shots of your favorite cologne...

barf.
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Old 11-04-2011, 08:42 AM   #34
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I don't think this has been posted yet...

The smell of stale urine has been mentioned more than once.

I'm not keen on the smell of fresh urine either.
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Old 11-04-2011, 08:45 AM   #35
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Were writing this down as fast as we can! Keep then coming!

Well if no one else will start, I'll start it!

1) If you have rubber marks on the inside of each thigh, you may be a high volume provider.

2) If you found it necessary to hire an ex-air traffic controller to organize traffic at your in call, you may be a high volume provider.

3) If you answer the phone by saying "Now serving number 23", you may be a high volume provider.

4) If your in call has a waiting area, you may be a high volume provider.

5) If you ever had to switch rooms mid day because the mattress was a goner, you may be a high volume provider.

6) If you buy baby wipes at Sam’s or Costco in bulk, you may be a high volume provider.

7) If you find it necessary to use a service to deliver towels, you may be a high volume provider.

8) If you make a bed more than 10 times per day, you may be a high volume provider.

9) If the amount of condoms you use in a day won’t fit into your purse, you may be a high volume provider.

10) If you start calling every guy you know “sweetie” or “Honey”, you may be a high volume provider.
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Old 11-04-2011, 08:48 AM   #36
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Were writing this down as fast as we can! Keep then coming!

Well if no one else will start, I'll start it!

1) If you have rubber marks on the inside of each thigh, you may be a high volume provider.

2) If you found it necessary to hire an ex-air traffic controller to organize traffic at your in call, you may be a high volume provider.

3) If you answer the phone by saying "Now serving number 23", you may be a high volume provider.

4) If your in call has a waiting area, you may be a high volume provider.

5) If you ever had to switch rooms mid day because the mattress was a goner, you may be a high volume provider.

6) If you buy baby wipes at Sam’s or Costco in bulk, you may be a high volume provider.

7) If you find it necessary to use a service to deliver towels, you may be a high volume provider.

8) If you make a bed more than 10 times per day, you may be a high volume provider.

9) If the amount of condoms you use in a day won’t fit into your purse, you may be a high volume provider.

10) If you start calling every guy you know “sweetie” or “Honey”, you may be a high volume provider.
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Old 11-04-2011, 08:52 AM   #37
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Balls covered in baby powder is NOT clean. It is just as nasty as if you were covered in dick cheese.
How can I get an appointment set with you? I'm ready when you are! LOL
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LOL Only if you are that cute.
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Old 11-04-2011, 10:30 AM   #39
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well....Guess I'm not the only one who's been through it!!! Thanks guys/Gals!!
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Old 11-04-2011, 10:31 AM   #40
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still looking... I agree.
Burk, I agree but taking a shower is FUN... dammit I got my hair wet.
You just want to be a fickle fart , I wanna wash your balls baby.
Hey they might be already clean but won't mind having them washed again. Hey! while your down there......................... ............................
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How many providers are going to give any money back because they stink?

I'm not giving you $$+ for nothing...
Thats when you drag her ass to the bathroom and party in the tub.
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Old 11-04-2011, 05:44 PM   #42
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Good answer ACP... drag me in their anyway.
When guys refer to a provider as being a dirty girl... they mean it.
This is too funny.
High volume providers can easily get vaginitis from TOOO MUCH SEX and it will cause bad smell due to bacteria. Women not giving their cookie a rest and taking care of it properly can turn into a stinky mess. Just like guys with jock inch around their groin area with a yeast infection. Yes, guys get yeast infections and its not pretty. GOES BOTH WAYS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN....
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LOL Only if you are that cute.
DAMN!?
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getting all worked up SL...
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getting all worked up SL...
You picked up on that did you? LOL
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