I love it when___ I dislike when _____

[Guest011914-1]

This should be interesting and I can't wait for the replies...I know what some of the replies will be and am hoping for some creative,funny and serious answers....and this is for the ladies as well as the gentlemen...

I love it when _________
I dislike it when ____________

my answers
I love it when a gentleman finds that hidden spot that makes me squirm
I dislike it when a gentleman tends to forgets my clit ring is attached...lol

I love it when a lady replies to my reference request
I dislike it when a lady rips off the gentlemen (than she is no lady)

[petiteassman]

a session the womans first priority is to make sure i am up for round 2

i dislike it when i cum 20 minutes into a session her first priority is how to get me out of there.

[Still Looking]

SL TOP 10 LIST I LOVE IT WHEN

1) I love it when a provider talks to me on the phone before we meet for the first time.
2) I love it when a provider feels comfortable after meeting me.
3) I love it when a provider shares what she likes but does not demand it.
4) I love it when a provider looks just like her pictures.
5) I love it when a provider has a neat clean in call.
6) I love it when a provider gives correct accurate information about in call location.
7) I love it when a provider is low volume or plan properly for our meeting.
8) I love it when a provider smiles and has a positive attitude.
9) I love it when a provider is not a clock watcher.
10) I love it when a provider is friendly and respects me for being a man whore.

SL TOP 10 LIST I Dislike IT WHEN

1) I dislike it when a provider says is that it?
2) I dislike it when a provider starts laughing AFTER I get undressed!
3) I dislike it when a provider tries to up sell for anything that involves touching.
4) I dislike it when a provider has me waiting more than 15 minutes for an appointment.
5) I dislike it when a provider tells me she needs to reschedule because of a yeast infection.
6) I dislike it when a provider cancels because of a death in the family and it turned out to be a gold fish.
7) I dislike it when a provider asks me if I’m done.
8) I dislike it when a provider demands the money up front especially after asking me to bring her cigarettes and condoms.
9) I dislike it when a provider tells me my references say nothing they just laugh until they hang up.
10) I dislike it when a provider NSNC then wants to reschedule.

[game1]

i like it when a girl is up front and honest i dont like it when a girl plays games

[Cpalmson]

I love it when a lady treats an appointment like a real date. She dresses to please me. She has a positive attitude. Her attention is on BOTH of us having a good time. She allows the date to flow naturally where the fun never ends until the agreed upon time is over.

I dislike it when a lady practices deceptive marketing skills, is mechanical, is disinterested, and possesses an attitude that clearly shows she is in it only for the money.

I love it when a gentleman treats his dates like a gentleman should. It takes 2 to tango, so at least give some effort to pleasing your partner for the hour. It doesn't have to be all about the guy.

I dislike it when a gentleman treats a provider like yesterday's newspaper.

[alluringava]

I like it when a gentleman is timely, well-mannered, respectful, takes the time to read my ad/website, makes an appointment with plenty of advance notice, respects my time, and is hygienic and polite. Thankfully, this is most of them. I dislike gentlemen who think they're doing me a favor by being there, who are arrogant and vulgar, or who send one-line e mails and texts without bothering to read that I don't accept no-reference clients or texts.

I like providers who are reference-friendly and helpful when I'm new to an unfamiliar city, and I dislike those who are back-stabbers, pretend to be your friend when they have alterior motives, and who are catty.


I like gentleman who remember things about me and while gifts are never necessarily, it's wonderful to put flowers they give me in a vase or a card with the donation in it. I dislike gentleman who show up drunk and deny that they aren't, or those who make a mess in my bathroom after cleaning up.

[DallasRain]

great post/great answers

I love it when _________ a guy gives me a butt massage or scratches my back
I dislike it when ____________a guy has hairy balls{lol}

[Guest011914-1]

what about when a woman massage your sexy ass???..WOOHOO!!!!

Originally Posted by DallasRain

great post/great answers

I love it when _________ a guy gives me a butt massage or scratches my back
I dislike it when ____________a guy has hairy balls{lol}

[DallasRain]

mmmmm Irish sexy lady---you can ANYDAY!!

[Gucci]

I love it when a provider is exactly as she describes herself in her ad.

I dislike it when a provider looks more like the ogre and less like the princess Fionna in the pictures !

I love it when a provider smells like Gucci Guilty, or Vera Wang Princess.

I dislike it when a provider smells like the Brut or Old Spice from the hobbyist before me :-(

I love it when a provider gives BBBJ

I dislike it when a provider covers my buddy in that darn plastic and strokes it twice and asks me if I'm ready yet !

I love it when a provider is clean and fresh (because I always am)

I dislike it when a provider says " ooh that bump on my lip, don't worry about that !

I love it when a provider is " low volume "

I hate it when I see a guy leaving out as I walk in and another guy is walking in as I walk out !

[Guest011914-1]

...i thought we would get the chance last week but you never made it that far this way...sigh..one day....

Originally Posted by DallasRain

mmmmm Irish sexy lady---you can ANYDAY!!

[Guest011914-1]

I KNEW ONLY YOU WOULD COME UP WITH SL TOP TEN....

Originally Posted by Still Looking

SL TOP 10 LIST I LOVE IT WHEN

1) I love it when a provider talks to me on the phone before we meet for the first time.
2) I love it when a provider feels comfortable after meeting me.
3) I love it when a provider shares what she likes but does not demand it.
4) I love it when a provider looks just like her pictures.
5) I love it when a provider has a neat clean in call.
6) I love it when a provider gives correct accurate information about in call location.
7) I love it when a provider is low volume or plan properly for our meeting.
8) I love it when a provider smiles and has a positive attitude.
9) I love it when a provider is not a clock watcher.
10) I love it when a provider is friendly and respects me for being a man whore.

SL TOP 10 LIST I Dislike IT WHEN

1) I dislike it when a provider says is that it?
2) I dislike it when a provider starts laughing AFTER I get undressed!
3) I dislike it when a provider tries to up sell for anything that involves touching.
4) I dislike it when a provider has me waiting more than 15 minutes for an appointment.
5) I dislike it when a provider tells me she needs to reschedule because of a yeast infection.
6) I dislike it when a provider cancels because of a death in the family and it turned out to be a gold fish.
7) I dislike it when a provider asks me if I’m done.
8) I dislike it when a provider demands the money up front especially after asking me to bring her cigarettes and condoms.
9) I dislike it when a provider tells me my references say nothing they just laugh until they hang up.
10) I dislike it when a provider NSNC then wants to reschedule.

[JDNorthface]

I love it when a lady truly understands what TCB means.

I hate it when...oh, hell, I usually don't hate anything after that...

[MrKlean]

I love it when a provider says to me "Tell me before you cum so that I can taste it!"

I love it when a provider says to me "I am not going to let you cum on me that fast! Let's change positions before you cum! And You HAVE to finish IN or AROUND my mouth. Your CHOICE!

I love it when a provider kisses me at the door

I love when a provider dresses for the occasion in Easy access Lingerie with hair and make up nicely done

I like when providers have freshly brushed teeth and NOT JUST mouthwashed breathe

I Like when it feels like the provider is enjoying our time together MORE than I am.

I Like when a providers gives me that "I'm gonna fuck the shit out of You" stare, and then Fucks the shit out of me.

[HiTechguy]

I love the provider fresh out of a shower
I love it when a provider smells fresh...
I love it when a provider is on time and not a clock watcher.....
I love when the provider gives me the correct address...
I hate a whale pussy... I hate it
I hate when a provider cancels or reschedule ... It gives me blue balls...what ?
I hate bait and switch and she is her sister...
I hate when my GPS babe saying turnaround ... Recalculating because the provider screws me with the address of a grave yard.
I hate waiting outside her door with dick in my hand and she is not answering the phone.
I hate when the Irish girl won't fuck me because I am English.. WTF
I hate this text that i got now..." Hey I got my period today. Want a bng or reschedule .... WTF...Blue balls again..