ISO Road Trip Travel Companion

[jc01]

Hello travel companion candidate;

I'm traveling from OKC to Seattle/Tacoma (and back to OKC) to pick up some of my stuff I left with my Son while I was in Europe. The trip will take about 7 - 10 days, leaving sometime after the first of June, return before June ends, Actual departure day to be determined, flexible that way...

The presumption is I'm looking for a gal to ride shotgun and drive occasionally (Yeah, Right - Good luck with that!)...lol...Kidding.

My Preferred Travel partner is female and:
1) Preferred Single Female with no Kids...
2) Age: 28 - 45ish - will consider all ages though.
3) Prefer Non-Smoker - Or - You can go father than 20 feet without having to have a cig every 10 minutes. Smoking in the vehicle isn't allowed except maybe in an emergency...maybe.
4) Have a bladder larger than a golf ball.
5) Travels well - No bitching/whining.
6) Mature in nature
7) Good at being a co-pilot, but can express a disagreement without having a temper-tantrum, but remain flexible.
8) Preferably from OKC, will consider Tulsa.
9) Valid Diver's License - Must have!
10) No Felonies - Non-Negotiable, Sorry!
11) No real medical issues
12) "Light" Packer - can't take 15 suitcases...lol
13) Warped sense of humor is a major plus.
14) Stable - Don't want to travel with Dr. Jeckle and Mr. Hyde...sorry...Think "Morning Person"...
15) Must have at least 3 "yes" Reviews.

Remember, this trip is to pick up some of my stuff, please be able to embrace the life concept of "Improvise, Adapt, Overcome."

I will pay for:
1) Gas - To Seattle/Tacoma - and some sightseeing, and back to OKC.
2) Hotel/Motel Room (Approx. 1 or 2 each way, depending on traffic and other safety factors). We may even end up sleeping (Nap) in the back of the vehicle - not planned, but possible.
3) Food/Snacks (reasonable amount). Food will not be all gas station cuisine, or just "McDonalds" either.
4) $50.00 worth of Souvenirs - if you want more, you buy.
5) Laundry if needed...

My goal is that this trip is going to be a fun road trip, and an opportunity for you to get away from it all and relax, see some sights along the way. There should be time to visit the Seattle/Tacoma Area, in particular, Pike Place Market, the Wharf area, Tacoma Zoo, a couple of beaches (Cold), etc...Pack accordingly. If you have your Passport - a quick trip into Canada is a possibility.

Please PM me if you think you might like to go, or have questions.

Look forward to hearing from you soon.

-Jc

[Gotyour6]

lol

[Ava Starr]

LMAO

[Kitten]

DO I HAVE TO WEAR PANTIES ?
How long will the trip take?
What is your safe word?
Do you meet these standards?

[Gotyour6]

He must have had to rent a tour bus with all the replies he got

[Markj11]

Originally Posted by jc01

Hello travel companion candidate;

I'm traveling from OKC to Seattle/Tacoma (and back to OKC) to pick up some of my stuff I left with my Son while I was in Europe. The trip will take about 7 - 10 days, leaving sometime after the first of June, return before June ends, Actual departure day to be determined, flexible that way...

The presumption is I'm looking for a gal to ride shotgun and drive occasionally (Yeah, Right - Good luck with that!)...lol...Kidding.

My Preferred Travel partner is female and:
1) Preferred Single Female with no Kids...
2) Age: 28 - 45ish - will consider all ages though.
3) Prefer Non-Smoker - Or - You can go father than 20 feet without having to have a cig every 10 minutes. Smoking in the vehicle isn't allowed except maybe in an emergency...maybe.
4) Have a bladder larger than a golf ball.
5) Travels well - No bitching/whining.
6) Mature in nature
7) Good at being a co-pilot, but can express a disagreement without having a temper-tantrum, but remain flexible.
8) Preferably from OKC, will consider Tulsa.
9) Valid Diver's License - Must have!
10) No Felonies - Non-Negotiable, Sorry!
11) No real medical issues
12) "Light" Packer - can't take 15 suitcases...lol
13) Warped sense of humor is a major plus.
14) Stable - Don't want to travel with Dr. Jeckle and Mr. Hyde...sorry...Think "Morning Person"...
15) Must have at least 3 "yes" Reviews.

Remember, this trip is to pick up some of my stuff, please be able to embrace the life concept of "Improvise, Adapt, Overcome."

I will pay for:
1) Gas - To Seattle/Tacoma - and some sightseeing, and back to OKC.
2) Hotel/Motel Room (Approx. 1 or 2 each way, depending on traffic and other safety factors). We may even end up sleeping (Nap) in the back of the vehicle - not planned, but possible.
3) Food/Snacks (reasonable amount). Food will not be all gas station cuisine, or just "McDonalds" either.
4) $50.00 worth of Souvenirs - if you want more, you buy.
5) Laundry if needed...

My goal is that this trip is going to be a fun road trip, and an opportunity for you to get away from it all and relax, see some sights along the way. There should be time to visit the Seattle/Tacoma Area, in particular, Pike Place Market, the Wharf area, Tacoma Zoo, a couple of beaches (Cold), etc...Pack accordingly. If you have your Passport - a quick trip into Canada is a possibility.

Please PM me if you think you might like to go, or have questions.

Look forward to hearing from you soon.

-Jc

About the weirdest post I have ever read...but hilarious just the same.