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01-06-2023, 05:25 PM
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AKA ULTRA MAGA Gurl
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Porsche .. there is no substitute
A group of baby chickens were running around the barnyard when they got stuck in a deep mud puddle. They started crying for someone to save them before they drowned. The horse walked over, straddled the puddle, and lowered his "member" so that they could climb up to safety. And all the animals rejoiced. A couple of days later, the baby chickens got stuck in the puddle again. They cried out for the horse to help them out again, but the horse was out in the pasture and didn't hear them. Then the farmer, who was driving by in his new Porsche, heard the commotion. He drove up to the puddle, opened the door, and plucked the baby chickens to safety. Which just goes to prove: If you have a Porsche, you don't have to be hung like a horse to pick up chicks.
bahahahaaaaa
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01-30-2023, 09:12 PM
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Calling cage, he's a Porsche fan boy
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01-30-2023, 09:32 PM
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That horse was definitely NOT a Mustang! 
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02-02-2023, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid
A group of baby chickens were running around the barnyard when they got stuck in a deep mud puddle. They started crying for someone to save them before they drowned. The horse walked over, straddled the puddle, and lowered his "member" so that they could climb up to safety. And all the animals rejoiced. A couple of days later, the baby chickens got stuck in the puddle again. They cried out for the horse to help them out again, but the horse was out in the pasture and didn't hear them. Then the farmer, who was driving by in his new Porsche, heard the commotion. He drove up to the puddle, opened the door, and plucked the baby chickens to safety. Which just goes to prove: If you have a Porsche, you don't have to be hung like a horse to pick up chicks.
bahahahaaaaa
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Did you show your Badge and Pussy to get married.
Btw, still c cjohnny54 driving around with that marker in the back of his vehical. Looked like He still don't have his money.
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02-02-2023, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by JSander1955
Did you show your Badge and Pussy to get married.
Btw, still c cjohnny54 driving around with that marker in the back of his vehical. Looked like He still don't have his money.
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Hi cjohnny54!!
bye cjohnny54!!
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02-03-2023, 02:50 PM
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Hi cjohnny54!!
bye cjohnny54!!
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NaughtyBoy la la la - LA STATE BP oil spill HOPE SCAM Katrina Flooding scam
Should I say X-Men Apocalypse final battle SCAM TO ROB FROM ONE TO FEED THE MANY 21 ARMY SCAM - THAT GOING TO BLOW-UP EVERYONE DIE
DID YOU JOIN HOLLYWOOD AFTER WAR TO BE STUNT DOUBLE KUNG FU HUSTLER.
To run Gorilla war fare for worthy of LAKE SCAM.
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02-03-2023, 08:41 PM
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I but I could of done it even better with a farm side by side
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02-24-2023, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by JSander1955
Did you show your Badge and Pussy to get married.
Btw, still c cjohnny54 driving around with that marker in the back of his vehical. Looked like He still don't have his money.
so informative, edward scissor cut hand "social media monkey" like finger poison ivy virus/bacteria/fungus in parking garage " cold light of day "
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Originally Posted by JSander1955
NaughtyBoy la la la - LA STATE BP oil spill HOPE SCAM Katrina Flooding scam
Should I say X-Men Apocalypse final battle SCAM TO ROB FROM ONE TO FEED THE MANY 21 ARMY SCAM - THAT GOING TO BLOW-UP EVERYONE DIE
DID YOU JOIN HOLLYWOOD AFTER WAR TO BE STUNT DOUBLE KUNG FU HUSTLER.
To run Gorilla war fare for worthy of LAKE SCAM.
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I but I could of done it even better with a farm side by side
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Did he get band for eating fat Tuesday?
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03-21-2023, 11:43 AM
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That horse was definitely NOT a Mustang! |
What happen how did he get banned, did he eat to much fat Tuesday Mix Katy Perry ET? Half human half god of creation animal con way.
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03-21-2023, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by JSander1955
Did you show your Badge and Pussy to get married.
Btw, still c cjohnny54 driving around with that marker in the back of his vehical. Looked like He still don't have his money.
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FAT TUESDAY FOR SPRING BREAKING IN THE NEWS.
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04-12-2023, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid
A group of baby chickens were running around the barnyard when they got stuck in a deep mud puddle. They started crying for someone to save them before they drowned. The horse walked over, straddled the puddle, and lowered his "member" so that they could climb up to safety. And all the animals rejoiced. A couple of days later, the baby chickens got stuck in the puddle again. They cried out for the horse to help them out again, but the horse was out in the pasture and didn't hear them. Then the farmer, who was driving by in his new Porsche, heard the commotion. He drove up to the puddle, opened the door, and plucked the baby chickens to safety. Which just goes to prove: If you have a Porsche, you don't have to be hung like a horse to pick up chicks.
bahahahaaaaa
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Originally Posted by JSander1955
Did you show your Badge and Pussy to get married.
Btw, still c cjohnny54 driving around with that marker in the back of his vehical. Looked like He still don't have his money.
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Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid
Hi cjohnny54!!
bye cjohnny54!!
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did you drink star trek 4 aluminum drink with Saturn ring of the qrc code gulf of mexico cancun handicap laredo scam? ez robbery scam at the end.
Let my people tell story and run gorilla warfare, mosses.
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04-20-2023, 12:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid
A group of baby chickens were running around the barnyard when they got stuck in a deep mud puddle. They started crying for someone to save them before they drowned. The horse walked over, straddled the puddle, and lowered his "member" so that they could climb up to safety. And all the animals rejoiced. A couple of days later, the baby chickens got stuck in the puddle again. They cried out for the horse to help them out again, but the horse was out in the pasture and didn't hear them. Then the farmer, who was driving by in his new Porsche, heard the commotion. He drove up to the puddle, opened the door, and plucked the baby chickens to safety. Which just goes to prove: If you have a Porsche, you don't have to be hung like a horse to pick up chicks.
bahahahaaaaa
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Originally Posted by JSander1955
Did you show your Badge and Pussy to get married.
Btw, still c cjohnny54 driving around with that marker in the back of his vehical. Looked like He still don't have his money.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JSander1955
did you drink star trek 4 aluminum drink with Saturn ring of the qrc code gulf of mexico cancun handicap laredo scam? ez robbery scam at the end.
Let my people tell story and run gorilla warfare, mosses.
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06-07-2023, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by JSander1955
Did you show your Badge and Pussy to get married.
Btw, still c cjohnny54 driving around with that marker in the back of his vehical. Looked like He still don't have his money.
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TTT
who name the street?
wall street, good year industry flush full house
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06-07-2023, 04:27 PM
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silent of the lamb
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06-12-2023, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by JSander1955
Did you show your Badge and Pussy to get married.
Btw, still c cjohnny54 driving around with that marker in the back of his vehical. Looked like He still don't have his money.
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TTT
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