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Hobbyfun · 08-23-2010, 01:49 PM

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Who's dick was so long he could suck it.

As he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin.

If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.

Tyler1189 · 08-31-2010, 05:38 AM

There once was a provider named Alice,
who used a dynamite stick as a phallus.
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
and bits of her arse around Dallas.

Prowordsmith · 08-31-2010, 07:56 AM

There was a young man from St. Clair
Who was fucking his wife on the stair
The bannister broke so he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in the air.

There was a young man from Moline
Whoi invented a fucking machine
It was concave or convex; it could take either sex
But oh what a bastard to clean.