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[sexymaid_69]

When a man ejaculates, the initial spurt travels at twenty-eight miles an hour—faster than the world record for the 100-meter sprint, which currently stands at 27.49 miles an hour.

[bambino]

Wouldn’t it hurt if you were smacked in the eye with a hurtling ball of jizz?

[bambino]

Wouldn’t it hurt if you were smacked in the eye with a hurtling ball of jizz?

[golfcar]

Wonder if that varies on each person, because I can say for certain I don't do 27.49 MPH in the 100 meter sprint.

[yinzerpgh]

Originally Posted by golfcar

Wonder if that varies on each person, because I can say for certain I don't do 27.49 MPH in the 100 meter sprint.

I'd be ecstatic if mine traveled at 27.49 MPW (miles per week)

[Gabrielle]

At what age?

[tannana]

Originally Posted by sexymaid_69

When a man ejaculates, the initial spurt travels at twenty-eight miles an hour—faster than the world record for the 100-meter sprint, which currently stands at 27.49 miles an hour.

I'm pretty certain mine will go that fast..... If dropped out of an airplane at 10k feet.

[sjomonty]

Originally Posted by sexymaid_69

When a man ejaculates, the initial spurt travels at twenty-eight miles an hour—faster than the world record for the 100-meter sprint, which currently stands at 27.49 miles an hour.

Maybe in my 20's.....now I'm ready for the special Olympics.

[fstforward]

I dunno, in my 60's and can still shoot someones eye out at a distance....Have scared the shit out of a few amp providers with the force, hell, Fang when she was in Tarentum called it "fireworks"!!!!

FF

[Lad1234]

My second-ever experience in this hobby — and first visit to an AMP — got me a happy ending. I was so excited, my load hit the wall behind my head. I was laying on my back on a massage table and there was at least a foot between the wall and the head of the table.

The attendant dubbed me “Wall-y” in honor of the feat. That was a long time ago, but my shots still are my one sex-related kinda super power. I expect I exceed 28 mph.

Still, with great power comes great responsibility. A long while ago, after flirting for weeks, a co-ed and I finally got together. She was taking care of me, and I told her things were about to happen — she decided to jerk me inches from her face, saying she wanted a facial. I blasted her squarely in an eye — the same eye she already was taking eye drops for. I felt so bad; there really is no way to salvage an encounter or fuck-buddy relationship after that.

[yinzerpgh]

Whether mine hits the headboard or barely past the dick-head, it still feels great. Plus, unless there's a tiny state trooper with a radar gun inside her, who's gonna care?

[Atomic Hamster]

Originally Posted by yinzerpgh

Plus, unless there's a tiny state trooper with a radar gun inside her, who's gonna care?

Who said there isn't?

[tannana]

Originally Posted by Lad1234

She was taking care of me, and I told her things were about to happen — she decided to jerk me inches from her face, saying she wanted a facial. I blasted her squarely in an eye — the same eye she already was taking eye drops for. I felt so bad; there really is no way to salvage an encounter or fuck-buddy relationship after that.

This is truly one of the great anecdotes of our time; you are a gentleman and scholar for having shared it. You get elevated to legendary status should you salvage the arrangement after the bolded statement....

[ron32]

Wonder if there is a measurement for the impact down some chicks throat?

[bambino]

Originally Posted by tannana

This is truly one of the great anecdotes of our time; you are a gentleman and scholar for having shared it. You get elevated to legendary status should you salvage the arrangement after the bolded statement....

And your comment was completely worthless.