Spotless Kittens - Vagina Cleaning Service for Central Texas

[zacknite]

At Spotless Kittens, I apply my extensive experience in hairdressing and cosmetology to give your vah jey jey the cutting edge in hygiene, presentation, and health. With an iron respect for boundaries and comfort, I will wash, preen, groom, and shave your vaj region at a competitive price. Think of it like going to the salon, the Vaj Salon.

I believe that female sexuality is sacred, and I consider it a spiritual experience to help care for a vagina. I do not abuse that honor by engaging in crude or disrespectful language while working. While I am working on you, you will be treated like the Goddess that you are, the Goddess that men vie to spend hundreds of dollars to be with. I have an immense respect for the work that escorts do and although I think it's healthy to have some humor about everything in life, I also promise to treat your body like it is the most important thing in the world. Because when I am working with you, it is.

Services and Pricing:
Quick Scrub. $10
Basic trim and gentle scrubbing of the vagina.


The Basics. $20
Bald shaving (or shaping), a careful wash, and an optional vaginal massage (non-sexual)

I encourage an open mind. So many have been mislead to box the vagina into the label "sex organ", but the vagina needs more than just sexual attention. Release the pent up energy in your vagina with a relaxing, non-sexual massage, and feel years of negative buildup dissipate. Furthermore, the lubrication and relaxed state induced by the massage are beneficial to some of the grooming and washing that follow it. The Basics requires approximately 50 minutes.


The Works. $40
Full body grooming, shaving, and shaping. Following by a thorough washing from head to toe. Once you are nice and clean, a full body massage. It starts at the scalp and works all the way down to your toes over a period of about 30 minutes. During the massage I conduct a small guided meditation to help you work through negative experiences that may have left you with unhealthy, intimacy blocking beliefs about your sexuality. These sorts of beliefs are common enough among sex workers that it's very important you give yourself a safe space to release them and accept yourself. The words requires at least 100 minutes.


This is not a sexual offer. Vaginal massages involve the use of the tongue, but that is because tongues are great at massaging vaginas. If you want to treat your vagina to an amazing experience leave a comment here or PM me.

[ck1942]

"This is not a sexual offer. Vaginal massages involve the use of the tongue, but that is because tongues are great at massaging vaginas."

TY for my morning chuckle!

[superduck]

HAHAHAHAHA! Good luck with that dude!

[zacknite]

Originally Posted by superduck

HAHAHAHAHA! Good luck with that dude!

Thanks, haha. I know it's crazy and I was laughing the entire time I wrote it. But hey, if I've got an amazing service to offer, why not roll the dice and put it out there? I'm sure there's a girl somewhere who wants to be taken to new heights of self-care.

[HoustonRiley]

Lol..... Damn so now we pay for Va JJ worship. Lol no sir. This is a fetish and you're still coming off that $$$. Lol

[chicagoboy]

Originally Posted by zacknite

Release the pent up energy in your vagina with a relaxing, non-sexual massage, and feel years of negative buildup dissipate.

Negative cooter build-up? Sounds kinda funcky.

[AffectionatePervert]

I had the best time reading this and I hope someone has taken you up in it. Guided meditation with a tongue massage sounds perfect. I already have an energy worker/massage therapist but we haven't done the meditation aspect. He opts for the penis massage instead of using his tongue. It seems to get a little deeper and works the extra tension out nicely.

[Raquel Ryder]

Reading this actually made me horny. I'm a perv.

[Gotyour6]

So come in with a crusty, cum filled hole and let you do the work.

A-1 service, bro

[SlowHand50]

Entrepreneurship at its finest! *why didn't I think of that*
The T-shirt promotional possibilities also could be profitable.

[msavanicole]

Originally Posted by HoustonRiley

Lol..... Damn so now we pay for Va JJ worship. Lol no sir. This is a fetish and you're still coming off that $$$. Lol

���� Call it how it is!!

[MsRaquel]

Originally Posted by Raquel Ryder

Reading this actually made me horny. I'm a perv.

Cool name! LOL I'm Raquel Reigns (reigns meaning to be in control, to concur and dominate )

[CurvyKatie]

Surely OP has some pictures and reviews. You can't expect us ladies to go in blind.

[R.M.]

Do P4111 members get discounts?

[Nina the Dicknapper]

Originally Posted by HoustonRiley

Lol..... Damn so now we pay for Va JJ worship. Lol no sir. This is a fetish and you're still coming off that $$$. Lol

Right lmao! Is this for real lol?