Things You Should Know That Piss Off Pimps...

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SL TOP 10 THINGS TO PISS OFF A PIMP

1) Take his girls and help them go INDY.
2) Pay his girls with Monopoly money.
3) Install a combination lock chastity belt.
4) Get everyone you know to set appointments and say your name is Omar and never show.
5) After you leave and the door is closed, use lip stick and write the providers menu and prices on the door.... then sign Love Omar!
6) Tell the provider to listen to Omar, you don't want to go to another funeral.
7) Flatten the tires on EVERY lime green Cadillac you see in the parking lot.
8) Place a BP ad offering free head, giving both hotel and the room number.
9) Fax a copy of the pimps / providers ad to the hotel manager.
10) Tell the provider you don't need to pay because her pimp owed you a free session because he lost at poker the night before.

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Say you paid twice as much as you really did!

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Offer a SB deal.

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Talk to them in the third person.

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