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Old 02-12-2012, 04:07 PM   #1
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A Guy goes into a bar where there's a robot bartender.

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The guy says, "Whiskey."

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The guy says," 168."

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The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.

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The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"

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Old 02-12-2012, 06:01 PM   #2
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. . . Now, tell me when you get to the funny part, you little cocksucker!


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Old 02-12-2012, 06:04 PM   #3
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Old 02-15-2012, 08:27 PM   #4
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A re-hash from a Packers joke and others, but still a funny
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