How do you know? (Your Brief Lesson from bcg)

[Sonoman]

Originally Posted by Abbey_Jones

I dunno... But if you're doing it right, there's a whole lot more than just sucking going on...

As you know

Well you do have a point yes dear I remember well

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by Abbey_Jones

... and bcg

Give it up. It ain't happenin'... even if I get flush with cash again (sheerly a hypothetical case... that ain't happenin', either).

Just satisfy yourself with the fact that you can read My Pearls Of More Than Human Wisdom here.

Cheers,

bcg

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by Sonoman

And how did I know my man BCG was gonna bring out the George Carlin Quote. You my friend are one of a kind.

My friends like to say, after I came along they threw away the mold. Of course, it did grow back...

Cheers,

bcg (apologies to Emo Philips)

[Abbey_Jones]

Originally Posted by Sonoman

Well you do have a point yes dear I remember well

I hope so!

Rinse and repeat.

[Abbey_Jones]

Originally Posted by bluffcityguy

Give it up. It ain't happenin'... even if I get flush with cash again (sheerly a hypothetical case... that ain't happenin', either).

Just satisfy yourself with the fact that you can read My Pearls Of More Than Human Wisdom here.

Cheers,

bcg

I think you enjoy rejecting me as much as you enjoyed...

Maybe more.

As this has an audience.

[Sonoman]

Originally Posted by Abbey_Jones

I hope so!

Rinse and repeat.

Hell yeah......

[Tits McFloppin]

this dont hapen much but there has been times i getta BBBJ that feels dif then most and makes my boner head tingel so much that i cant stand it man and gotta grab the sides of the bed and dig my finers in and feel so dam good i cant breth and think im gonna die!

but thats only hapened to me 2 times outta 499 diffrent girls who ALL sucked my boner and only maybe 5 ever make me cum and only 2 drinked it and 1 says it tasts like mapel sirup and cofee at the same time! BUT maybe she was just hungrey sence we dont eat yet and i waked up with a boner in the morning. see i dont cum easy but when i do i cum buckets and theres pleny for everybuddy!

[Abbey_Jones]

Originally Posted by Tits McFloppin

this dont hapen much but there has been times i getta BBBJ that feels dif then most and makes my boner head tingel so much that i cant stand it man and gotta grab the sides of the bed and dig my finers in and feel so dam good i cant breth and think im gonna die!

but thats only hapened to me 2 times outta 499 diffrent girls who ALL sucked my boner and only maybe 5 ever make me cum and only 2 drinked it and 1 says it tasts like mapel sirup and cofee at the same time! BUT maybe she was just hungrey sence we dont eat yet and i waked up with a boner in the morning. see i dont cum easy but when i do i cum buckets and theres pleny for everybuddy!

Did we do IT before breakfast?

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by Abbey_Jones

I think you enjoy rejecting me as much as you enjoyed...

Maybe more.

As this has an audience.

Less the audience, and more that it appeals to my contrarian nature. The best way to get me to do something is to forbid me from doing it, and the best way to get me to not do something is to encourage me to.

That being said, though, don't think that I'll come see you if you start rejecting me; there are other factors involved. Not least of which is: no bucks, so no fucks and no sucks.

Cheers,

bcg

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by Tits McFloppin

but thats only hapened to me 2 times outta 499 diffrent girls who ALL sucked my boner and only maybe 5 ever make me cum and only 2 drinked it and 1 says it tasts like mapel sirup and cofee at the same time!

According to a friend of mine, you should experiment with eating pineapple before a blowjob sometime. Lots of pineapple.



Cheers,

bcg (has to admit maple syrup and coffee is a new one to me)

[SexyBritneyJ]

Originally Posted by bluffcityguy

According to a friend of mine, you should experiment with eating pineapple before a blowjob sometime. Lots of pineapple.



Cheers,

bcg (has to admit maple syrup and coffee is a new one to me)

That's actually a partial myth. However, also contrary to popular belief, semen is composed primarily of sugar, and consuming certain kinds of sugar will make semen taste sweeter. The whole idea that it's linked specifically to pineapple because of some unique quality is false, though.

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by SexyBritneyJ

That's actually a partial myth. However, also contrary to popular belief, semen is composed primarily of sugar, and consuming certain kinds of sugar will make semen taste sweeter. The whole idea that it's linked specifically to pineapple because of some unique quality is false, though.

Well, I haven't done the research. And sadly, lack of research funding makes it impossible for me to do so (the NIH keeps shooting my grant applications down, damn them!).

Cheers,

bcg

[Abbey_Jones]

Originally Posted by bluffcityguy

Less the audience, and more that it appeals to my contrarian nature. The best way to get me to do something is to forbid me from doing it, and the best way to get me to not do something is to encourage me to.

That being said, though, don't think that I'll come see you if you start rejecting me; there are other factors involved. Not least of which is: no bucks, so no fucks and no sucks.

Cheers,

bcg

Sadly, you give me no grounds upon which to base a rejection...

Although, Tmac has offered to alleviate the monetary obstacle to seeing me again. I would be surprised if you take him up on it, but it would be interesting to sell the first Abbey Jones gift certificate.

[SexyBritneyJ]

Originally Posted by bluffcityguy

Well, I haven't done the research. And sadly, lack of research funding makes it impossible for me to do so (the NIH keeps shooting my grant applications down, damn them!).

Cheers,

bcg

Come on, Abbs! We have a grant application to fill out!

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by Abbey_Jones

Sadly, you give me no grounds upon which to base a rejection...

My grounds are personal, and they will remain personal. They are no reflection on the quality of the AJ experience, and I'll never bad mouth you as a provider or give you a bad recommendation. But I won't come see you again. And that is absolutely the last I'll say on that. Drop that subject or I'll put you on ignore.

Originally Posted by Abbey_Jones

Although, Tmac has offered to alleviate the monetary obstacle to seeing me again. I would be surprised if you take him up on it, but it would be interesting to sell the first Abbey Jones gift certificate.

I think I mentioned somewhere that if I take him up on it I'd auction it off to the highest bidder with the proceeds to go to St. Jude's Childrens Research Hospital here. It'd be a win-win situation; Memphis's favorite charity would get a few well-deserved bucks, and some generous guy who actually wanted to be with you would get that chance. If TMac wants to do that, I'm totally up for it.

Or TMac could just cut out the middleman and donate your fee for whatever time he wanted to pay for directly to St. Jude's. Wouldn't be as much fun, but some good would still be accomplished. It's equally acceptable to me.

Cheers,

bcg