A funny new blonde joke
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe
I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator
shoes for free!'
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't
you go on and give it a try?'
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the
same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in
hand.
As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming
rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the
blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery
bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up! The
shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde
struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the gator onto its back.
Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration.....
"Damn! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"
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