Tiny's Points Based Immigration Plan

[Tiny]

Right now this is how the immigration system works. One person comes over and establishes a beach head by getting a green card and becoming a citizen. Then he or she brings the whole family. It doesn't matter whether the relatives are stupid or unskilled or poor or moral degenerates, and they're far too likely to vote for Democrats.

We must go to a points based system, like what Canada and Australia have. Applicants get points based on occupation, age, etc., and only the best qualified become residents and citizens.

This is my plan. It will insure we get the kind of people we want, while also insuring that we'll take our fair share of refugees from crime ridden, economic basket cases like Venezuela. Each applicant will be awarded points based on the following criteria. The ones who get higher point totals get green cards.

Country of Origin

+20 Points: Venezuela, Brazil, Russia, Colombia, Sweden, central and northwestern Thailand

+10 Points: Eastern Europe, France, Finland, Denmark, Cuba, Japan, South Korea, Java

Occupation

+20 Points: Escort, Dancer

+10 Points: Masseuse, Stewardess, Fitness or Yoga Instructor, Nurse, Urologist

Health and Physical Characteristics

+100 Points: Has a vagina

-100 Points: Does not have a vagina

+50 Points: Breast cup size C or larger

+10 Points: Age 19 to 27

+5 Points: Age 28 to 39

+20 Points: Body Mass Index less than 25

-100 Points: Tests Positive for HIV

+20 Points: Tests positive for Chlamydia

+50 Points: Midget with Flat Head

I think this idea is something we can all agree on, regardless of race, creed or political affiliation, except maybe for Ellen.

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by Tiny

Right now this is how the immigration system works. One person comes over and establishes a beach head by getting a green card and becoming a citizen. Then he or she brings the whole family. It doesn't matter whether the relatives are stupid or unskilled or poor or moral degenerates, and they're far too likely to vote for Democrats.

We must go to a points based system, like what Canada and Australia have. Applicants get points based on occupation, age, etc., and only the best qualified become residents and citizens.

This is my plan. It will insure we get the kind of people we want, while also insuring that we'll take our fair share of refugees from crime ridden, economic basket cases like Venezuela. Each applicant will be awarded points based on the following criteria. The ones who get higher point totals get green cards.

Country of Origin

+20 Points: Venezuela, Brazil, Russia, Colombia, Sweden, central and northwestern Thailand

+10 Points: Eastern Europe, France, Finland, Denmark, Cuba, Japan, South Korea, Java

Occupation

+20 Points: Escort, Dancer

+10 Points: Masseuse, Stewardess, Fitness or Yoga Instructor, Nurse, Urologist

Health and Physical Characteristics

+100 Points: Has a vagina

-100 Points: Does not have a vagina

+50 Points: Breast cup size C or larger

+10 Points: Age 19 to 27

+5 Points: Age 28 to 39

+20 Points: Body Mass Index less than 25

-100 Points: Tests Positive for HIV

+20 Points: Tests positive for Chlamydia

+50 Points: female Midget with Flat Head to better sit your beer on and big ears that can be used as handles during oral

I think this idea is something we can all agree on, regardless of race, creed or political affiliation, except maybe for Ellen.

FTFY

Your list reminds me of an Infantry Captain I used to know who thinks the same way you do.

[themystic]

Originally Posted by Tiny

Right now this is how the immigration system works. One person comes over and establishes a beach head by getting a green card and becoming a citizen. Then he or she brings the whole family. It doesn't matter whether the relatives are stupid or unskilled or poor or moral degenerates, and they're far too likely to vote for Democrats.

We must go to a points based system, like what Canada and Australia have. Applicants get points based on occupation, age, etc., and only the best qualified become residents and citizens.

This is my plan. It will insure we get the kind of people we want, while also insuring that we'll take our fair share of refugees from crime ridden, economic basket cases like Venezuela. Each applicant will be awarded points based on the following criteria. The ones who get higher point totals get green cards.

Country of Origin

+20 Points: Venezuela, Brazil, Russia, Colombia, Sweden, central and northwestern Thailand

+10 Points: Eastern Europe, France, Finland, Denmark, Cuba, Japan, South Korea, Java

Occupation

+20 Points: Escort, Dancer

+10 Points: Masseuse, Stewardess, Fitness or Yoga Instructor, Nurse, Urologist

Health and Physical Characteristics

+100 Points: Has a vagina

-100 Points: Does not have a vagina

+50 Points: Breast cup size C or larger

+10 Points: Age 19 to 27

+5 Points: Age 28 to 39

+20 Points: Body Mass Index less than 25

-100 Points: Tests Positive for HIV

+20 Points: Tests positive for Chlamydia

+50 Points: Midget with Flat Head

I think this idea is something we can all agree on, regardless of race, creed or political affiliation, except maybe for Ellen.

I second your Immigration plan Tiny

[oeb11]

Thank You Tiny for good laugh!

[friendly fred]

I think their are many good points to your plan.

I would give the immigrants 200 more points if they are rich and want to kill off the liberals.

[Tiny]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

FTFY

Thanks IB! I never thought about using her ears, that's a great idea. It's like I've been riding a bicycle all my life and didn't realize what the handlebars were for until just now.