Slap Your Mamma, Cheaters Never Prosper

[RebeccaRothko]

I understand.

[dearhunter]

Originally Posted by RebeccaRothko

I understand.

Yes, you do.............by the way, you may just double your post count today

[RebeccaRothko]

I'm working on it!

[notanewbie]

Originally Posted by RebeccaRothko

I'm working on it!

me too...flap, flap.....keep posting....flap , flap....I am almost done.

[dearhunter]

Originally Posted by notanewbie

me too...flap, flap.....keep posting....flap , flap....I am almost done.

I don't know if you had to be there or not to know how funny that is............can I get you some GSO3?

[RebeccaRothko]

If you massage your taint at the same time you'll be done faster.

[SneakyCancer]

milk goes in the cheerios.....not piss. darn...what is up this month....? so much bs....cant we all just fuck and nut?

everyone knows that half the board is a lie (caused by favors, pimps, discounts, cops, etc...) learn to shift the dog pile and find some creditable stuff.

AVA, why you so mad....i have read your reviews...many are good.

[dearhunter]

Originally Posted by RebeccaRothko

If you massage your taint at the same time you'll be done faster.

WTF............that would just be............gay

[notanewbie]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

I don't know if you had to be there or not to know how funny that is............can I get you some GSO3?

yeah about 3 minutes ago.

[RebeccaRothko]

Oh my goodness, what is this staying on topic that you're doing?

Here's a funny story about "gay" Many years ago I had taken to saying everything was "gay" as in cheesy and fake and stupid. Well, I said way too much and a friend of mine called from Croatia to discuss some important things and I kept saying "Oh my god, that is sooooo gay, that's so gay" About an hour after getting off the telephone there was a knock at my door, opened the door to a courier holding a bag from Book Stop, the bag contained a thesaurus. The first word I learned was "pusillanimous" Over the next month I called everyone a pusillanimous bastard using a Sean Connery voice, good fun!

[dearhunter]

Originally Posted by RebeccaRothko

Oh my goodness, what is this staying on topic that you're doing?

We call this eeking out a nugget in a useless threAD............please continue

[notanewbie]

or rubbing out a nugget if the mood strikes you.

[RebeccaRothko]

The on topic thing was directed at windowshopper.

So... another post for me, yay! I really wish this repro place would call to tell me print job was ready...

[ThatManFromTexas]

Originally Posted by RebeccaRothko

I avoid all the confusion by not having reviews.

The one time a client posted a review I received notice of it and was little flattered, it was the most retarded thing I had ever read. His attempts at a penthouse forum submission were juvenile at best and he was flat out inaccurate. I contacted him and said "dear, I can't have you posting these incriminating acronyms about me on the internet. Also, we both know the *** was really a ****" He apologized and said something about writing it in the middle of the night. Whatever.

You read the entire review?

[RebeccaRothko]

Yes, it was on escorts.com I had the review taken down and canceled my advertisement there. I did appreciate their notification system but there is no way to guarantee the facts of such reviews. I want full control over my image, my name and my product. I can't have all those crazy acronyms floating around on teh internetz, it's fine if someone googles me and pulls up me being a twit on a board because that's me. I put it out there.