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annie@christophers · 02-26-2014, 08:26 AM

Well i felt i did anything to bug ya'll ...seems its never enugh.....lol xxoo annie

annie@christophers · 02-26-2014, 08:33 AM

WHA MAGIC HANDS SAID.... Lmfaof..

chellachella · 02-26-2014, 09:41 AM

When someone emails me and says "hey girl" and its a guy whom I have never met, as if we are fucking friends or something. Any guy who says that to me is a fruitcake lol.

Bigpapa1 · 02-26-2014, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by chellachella

When someone emails me and says "hey girl" and its a guy whom I have never met, as if we are fucking friends or something. Any guy who says that to me is a fruitcake lol.

"Hey Girl"... LMAO

chellachella · 02-26-2014, 05:08 PM

Haha Big Papa you Dork! you must want me to kick your ASS! LOL

Now everytime I see your handle I remember that song "love it when you call me big poppa"

Blurredlines · 02-26-2014, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by heidilynnla

So, A few months ago a special lady posted an alert with no punctuation. Some found it difficult to read or take seriously. A few others came to her defense. My grammar isn't always perfect, especially when I drunk post from an iPhone. That being said, some things just bother me when I read them. This isn't a thread about grammar, but is there something in particular that shuts you off?
Here are a few examples:
"French Quarters"-there is only one "French Quarter"
"Mid Cities"-is that like the Twin Cities?
"What's a reference "-sigh!
"What's your donation?"- it's in the ad, babe!

Post yours. The funnier the better!

Everyone you posted is slightly annoying depending on if they chick is a local or regular visitor.

heidilynnla · 02-26-2014, 10:42 PM

Sideways pics! Please allow me to help you with that...no charge, lol.

Arverni · 03-01-2014, 04:39 AM

Things that get under my skin ...

- When a provider makes me wait for 30 minutes past the appointed time and then asks me for my car insurance card - and this after I've given her all of my references and my name and life story. Yes - it's happened.

- When I kick a drunk out of the bar and he wants to "negotiate" but can barely say his name - then tries to get back in 20 times before he finally decides to get in a cab or go home.

- Girls sitting at the bar with their thongs hanging out of their pants and you can see the part that "flosses" their ass cheeks - and then they bitch about drunk guys hitting on them.

- Cops who put their badge on the outside of their wallet. Dude - if you aren't on duty and in uniform - I don't give a fuck who you are - so quit flaunting the badge.

- NBA threads - the sound you don't hear is that of a dead horse that has been beaten into hamburger.

- "Does size really matter" threads.

- "What if I pay you $100 less than your advertised rate - but then tack that $100 back on as a tip if you can make me cum five times?" threads.

- Mods who follow the letter of the rules - rather than the spirit of the rules. Some of our mods must be ex-Marine Corps or something.

- The two call system to get to an incall. Yeah I know it's necessary - still gets on my nerves.

- Not so much "on my nerves" here - but I don't really "dig" lingerie and high heels. I'd rather see the girl either completely dressed ... or completely naked ... or with a sundress on and nothing underneath. In any case - lose the heels ... I feel like I'm in a strip bar and it's no fun to chase you around in the incall if you handicap yourself with heels. LOL

- Too much body lotion and the girl feels "slick".

- Drunks that say ... "Can you cal me a cab" - and then when you do - they up and split without telling you - leaving you to explain to the cab driver that he's just been "stood up".

- Drunks that jump in a cab that I called for someone else.

- Cab drivers who come into the bar looking for their fare ... and then when I ask them who they're looking for ... they say "John" (please dude, I got a dozen John's in this joint right now).

- People who operate the ATM drunk - and then walk around the rest of the night looking for the $20 bill they forgot to pull out of the cash slot.

- Drunks who "lose" their cellphone - then after you've torn up the bar looking for it - they tell you ... Oh! I forgot to bring it - it's on my kitchen counter at home!

- Drunk guys who get into fights ... with fists slamming against faces - then when you break it up one guy says ... "It's okay - we're best friends". This happens every night.

- Drunks who call me "Fabio".

- Drunks who call me "Hacksaw Jim Duggan"

- Drunks who call me "Steven Segall"

- Drunks who call me "Vigo the Carpathian"

- Drunks who ask me to kick someone's ass for them.

Oh there's a lot more that gets on my nerves! I needa notebook!!

Nicolet · 03-01-2014, 10:10 AM

That's quite a list, sounds like you need to get laid to relieve all that tension.

Arverni · 03-01-2014, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicolet

That's quite a list, sounds like you need to get laid to relieve all that tension.

It was a bad night.

Mardi Gras et al ...

Old Horn Dog · 03-01-2014, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Arverni

It was a bad night.

Mardi Gras et al ...

Yeah, Mardi Gras is a mixed blessing if you live & work here, no question. But "Vigo the Carpathian"? Dude--maybe it bugs YOU, but it made ME snarf coffee all over the keyboard.

pornodave69 · 03-01-2014, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Arverni

- Mods who follow the letter of the rules - rather than the spirit of the rules. Some of our mods must be ex-Marine Corps or something.

People who think there's a "spirit" of the rules and don't accept that the owner and administrators are clear on following and enforcing the rules as written.

Guest040816 · 03-02-2014, 04:05 AM

Moderator White knight that can't do his job properly when a escort is trying to get her way.
Roflmao

Texasguy1 · 03-08-2014, 07:40 AM

FAT AND OLD WHORES THAT TRY AND GET PREMIUM RATES....

bayoucadillac · 03-08-2014, 11:01 AM

Paranoid and usually young providers........if someone is a regular poster on Eccie in New Orleans, has many reviews and comments as well, why the need? Common sense says that if there was a problem it would have neen vetted publicly or in the locker room, or where-ever....PICK UP THE PHONE AND TALK....you will learn a lot more than texts, email, etc. Read the board, pay attention. For example miss college baton rouge can't even be polite enough to respond to a PM......numerous times is beyond me. Rude, and ruder.......college or not. Beyond Backpage busts are rare, and y'all are taking note on us BCD like you should.

Providers who show up stoned, or can't take the time to wear clean clothing......speaks for itself really. Same as any job. Be ready to work, don't abuse drugs on the job....take the time, respect the money.

Guys who write reviews like its a notch in their belt.....I mean seriously. Usually the ones with personal issues of their own. Can't stand it.

Guys who insist on putting something negative in every review.