Paystubs

[yelle]

If you're in need of paystubs, feel free to PM me. They paystubs will come from a legitimate, registered company with phone verification if needed.

[damn.scarlet]

How much?

[Hala.Adeela]

There are many ways you can file your taxes such as make up artist, nanny, dog walker or yoga instructor. I file as a yoga instructor and have a tax ID and everything.

[Jam3768]

You cannot incriminate yourself by what you put down as your occupation on your tax return. I have prepared returns in the past for a "drug dealer" and a "bookie." They both said they were way more afraid of the IRS than of the local law enforcement

[gt27]

Originally Posted by Jam3768

You cannot incriminate yourself by what you put down as your occupation on your tax return. I have prepared returns in the past for a "drug dealer" and a "bookie." They both said they were way more afraid of the IRS than of the local law enforcement

Well, I'm pretty sure you can incriminate yourself from what you file on your tax return, it's called an admission my friend. I don't know what type of accountant you are, i.e. a CPA or a person who files tax returns for the local H&R Block, but I would bet that filing a return listing your profession as a "sex worker" would raise a few eyebrows at the IRS.

I never had understood why ladies don't incorporate in some form. It's not difficult and it's an easy way to pay taxes. Why someone needs a paystub service is beyond me. Gals, being a stripper is legal and it's a cash business. I don't know of any banks that are going to call a strip club to "verify" employment and I can't think the IRS is going to care that you provide lap dances in return for Washington's.

[Jam3768]

No I don't work for Block or any of the other McDonald's tax prep firms, yes that would raise eyebrows at the IRS and it is not something I would ever recommend doing. And no there isn't anything they can do about it. The people I referred to fold their returns in this fashion and were never arrested. The IRS likes that because they get to collect extra tax revenue from these people each year.

What I would recommend is claiming all your income on your tax return, deducting all of your expenses and then paying your tax due. You can call yourself whatever you want. Entertainer, dancer, home service company or whatever. It doesn't really matter. And you don't need paystubs to do this.

Many self employed people in all walks of life should incorporate in some form like you said. But they don't. They think it is too difficult to do and they don't want to mess around with the quarterly or monthly forms they would be required to file. It's hard enough to get them to submit an annual form on time.

[The Eternal Bachelor]

Originally Posted by Hala.Adeela

There are many ways you can file your taxes such as make up artist, nanny, dog walker or yoga instructor. I file as a yoga instructor and have a tax ID and everything.

Hala, you are increasing your chances for an IRS audit.

The IRS computer analyzes your tax return and calculates a number that is called a DIF score. The higher the DIF score, the more likely you are to be selected for an audit.

Your income, deductions, etc and your DIF score will be compared to actual yoga insructors so if your "yoga" income, expenses and DIF score are outside the norm for actual yoga instructors, you are more likely to get selected for an audit.

If you get audited, the auditor will likely quickly determine you are not a yoga instructor. After all, how many yoga instructors charge $500/hour? This will be considered an indicator or badge of fraud, and the auditor will be more aggressive in regards to unreported income and overstated expenses.

[The Eternal Bachelor]

Originally Posted by Jam3768

You cannot incriminate yourself by what you put down as your occupation on your tax return. I have prepared returns in the past for a "drug dealer" and a "bookie." They both said they were way more afraid of the IRS than of the local law enforcement

You are incorrect, you most assuredly can incriminate yourself with the IRS by what you put down as your occupation on your tax return

[GermanGirl22]

Interested!! How much?

[trippplextc8]

I wouldn't get to excited. He posts it but when I messaged him it took him a week to get back to me. When I needed them in a lil over two weeks from that day. Being he's in n.y. I was hoping he'd be helpful and try to help me meet my deadline.. So after his last response he finally sent a number but I told him I was ok cause If it takes him that long to get back to me there's no way of i can get it in time. He was a bit rude when his response was "it don't matter to me" ...well Yelle it mattered to me.
SOME PEOPLE NEED THAT KIND OF STUFF AND ALWAYS GET LET DOWN BY PEOPLE LIKE YOU! It mattered to me. It was just another disappointment. So I'm bummed. I hope that it works out better for other ladies if they try because that is really beneficial. Maybe posting this will either help it matter or quit offering the service. We need things like that. So please ...anyone else out there??
Good luck, be safe, and enjoy the evening. 💋

[Jam3768]

Originally Posted by The Eternal Bachelor

You are incorrect, you most assuredly can incriminate yourself with the IRS by what you put down as your occupation on your tax return

And just what becomes of this so called confession Eternal Bach? LE still needs proof. People make false confessions all the time. Very few of them actually end up in jail.

I don't see a whole lot of difference between this and the thinly veiled income tax prep courses ads you've been posting on this site. Especially the last one which states "only one-on-one training at your incall available right now." You just admitted that you want to spend time with hookers at the very location where they preform illegal sex acts (allegedly). I doubt this admission is causing you to lose any sleep over your imminent arrest and incarceration.

I'm sure your motives are pure. Don't forget to include the value of the provider's service you receive in exchange for your tax prep course as income. No doubt you plan on covering topics like bartering income during your one-on-one training sessions.

[Hala.Adeela]

Originally Posted by The Eternal Bachelor

Hala, you are increasing your chances for an IRS audit.

The IRS computer analyzes your tax return and calculates a number that is called a DIF score. The higher the DIF score, the more likely you are to be selected for an audit.

Your income, deductions, etc and your DIF score will be compared to actual yoga insructors so if your "yoga" income, expenses and DIF score are outside the norm for actual yoga instructors, you are more likely to get selected for an audit.

If you get audited, the auditor will likely quickly determine you are not a yoga instructor. After all, how many yoga instructors charge $500/hour? This will be considered an indicator or badge of fraud, and the auditor will be more aggressive in regards to unreported income and overstated expenses.

I made sure to do my research of course and know the average income of yoga instructor and I obviously don't put all my money into the bank. I don't even drive an expensive car. I still drive my 2007 vehicle. I know not to live out of means. I keep everything very simple in my life.

[Gotyour6]

Originally Posted by yelle

If you're in need of paystubs, feel free to PM me. They paystubs will come from a legitimate, registered company with phone verification if needed.

Whats a little fraud amongst friends

[notanewbie]

https://www.pstub.com/

there are a bunch of them

[The Eternal Bachelor]

Originally Posted by Jam3768

And just what becomes of this so called confession Eternal Bach? LE still needs proof. People make false confessions all the time. Very few of them actually end up in jail..

My post that you quoted clearly and specifically addressed the income tax issue in regards to the IRS, not to LE such as a vice officer or a prosecuting attorney.

When you sign your tax return, you are signing under penalties of perjury.

The IRS doesn’t need proof or a true or false confession to audit a taxpayer and disallow deductions.

Instead, it is the taxpayer being audited that must provide proof that the deductions they claimed are valid and meet the legal requirements.

Originally Posted by Jam3768

I don't see a whole lot of difference between this and the thinly veiled income tax prep courses ads you've been posting on this site. Especially the last one which states "only one-on-one training at your incall available right now." You just admitted that you want to spend time with hookers at the very location where they preform illegal sex acts (allegedly). I doubt this admission is causing you to lose any sleep over your imminent arrest and incarceration.

I'm sure your motives are pure. Don't forget to include the value of the provider's service you receive in exchange for your tax prep course as income. No doubt you plan on covering topics like bartering income during your one-on-one training sessions.

My ads are not “thinly veiled,” they are straight forward, i.e., I will teach escorts how to prepare their own income tax returns.

I offered a service to escorts just like any of the photographers or others that post ads in the “Business Services for Providers” forum.

My ads had no statement or even a hint about bartering services.

The one-on-one training was offered because I no longer had access to the classroom space.

My motive was to offer a service for money, is that pure enough for you?